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Obama Surrenders To Yemen
Elective Decisions ^
| 01/04/2010
| Chris Davis
Posted on 01/04/2010 4:58:24 PM PST by writer33
Washington—Rather than hunt down the suspected terrorists and reopen the U.S. Embassy in Yemen, President Barack Obama has decided to surrender and withdraw all American interests. The surrender came at the end of unilateral talks with Al Qaeda and the Yemeni government. All agreed that “it would in the best interest for the United States to surrender and withdraw from Yemen entirely.”
The surrender also included giving Florida to Yemen, and four locations of their choosing to set up Al Qaeda terrorist training camps, noting “that it will be easier to spot terrorists at home than sending the Central Intelligence Agency abroad, building assets and spending wasted dollars.”
(Excerpt) Read more at electivedecisions.wordpress.com ...
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: asinine; barackobama; chrisdavis; notfunny; satire; stupid; yemen
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posted on
01/04/2010 4:58:29 PM PST
by
writer33
To: 50cal Smokepole; Allegra; AZamericonnie; b4its2late; Babu; backhoe; Bahbah; bannie; BellStar; ...
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posted on
01/04/2010 4:59:18 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: harpo11; HeadOn; hellinahandcart; Herford Turley; hershey; HighlyOpinionated; Hildy; ...
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posted on
01/04/2010 4:59:58 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: OldFriend; oldteen; onyx eyes; onyx; PAR35; Patriotic Bostonian; Paulus Invictus; pax_et_bonum; ...
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posted on
01/04/2010 5:01:53 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
He surrenders -- AGAIN???
“THERE SHALL BE PEACE IN OUR TIME. OR DID SOROS TELL ME IT WAS TIME TO SMASH AMERICA TO PIECES? Without Mr. Teleprompter, I get sooo confused any more…”
All men lose when freedom fails, And good men rot in filthy jails. And those who cried “Appease, appease…” Are HANGED by those they sought to please.
"The timid civilized world has found nothing with which to oppose the onslaught of a sudden revival of barefaced barbarity, other than concessions and smiles." Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
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posted on
01/04/2010 5:20:26 PM PST
by
Dick Bachert
(THE 2010 ELECTIONS ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT IN OUR LIFETIMES! BE THERE!!!)
To: writer33
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posted on
01/04/2010 5:23:02 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(America has been dead for a while; It's interesting to watch the cadaver cool.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
01/04/2010 5:30:12 PM PST
by
Krodg
To: writer33
....or maybe it’s NOT satire! LOL!
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posted on
01/04/2010 5:54:48 PM PST
by
luvie
(When Obama says (over and over) "let me be clear" you can interpret it as "let me lie to you"!)
To: writer33
“I love New York,” exclaimed Hussein Hussein Malik.... There are some other terrorists that said the same thing as they were being transferred from Gitmo to NY to stand "trial".
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posted on
01/04/2010 5:58:18 PM PST
by
50cal Smokepole
(Effective gun control involves effective recoil management)
To: LUV W
Glad you enjoyed it, LUV W. Thank you for reading, ma’am.
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posted on
01/04/2010 5:59:31 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: 50cal Smokepole
There are some other terrorists that said the same thing as they were being transferred from Gitmo to NY to stand "trial".No doubt.
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posted on
01/04/2010 6:06:07 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: The Comedian
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posted on
01/04/2010 6:07:15 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
Operation Eagle Claw II??
Jimma Cartier Redux
To: TexasCajun
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posted on
01/04/2010 6:18:26 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
WHERE'S OUR FOREIGN AID?
No, don't tell me, I can guess. He doesn't understand that he should have requested foreign aid. All he understands is bowing.
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posted on
01/04/2010 6:25:10 PM PST
by
TChad
To: TChad
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posted on
01/04/2010 6:37:29 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
Always enjoy your stuff, Sir! :)
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posted on
01/04/2010 6:52:55 PM PST
by
luvie
(When Obama says (over and over) "let me be clear" you can interpret it as "let me lie to you"!)
To: writer33
Translation:
"Your water parks will run red with the blood of infidels, your Six Flags will fly the banner of the Mahdi, and your Michigan will, well, pretty much stay the same as it is now but with slightly lower unemployment."
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
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posted on
01/04/2010 8:30:15 PM PST
by
The Comedian
(Evil can only succeed if good men don't point at it and laugh.)
To: The Comedian
So is the bump in that guy’s forehead a helpful aiming aid?
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posted on
01/04/2010 8:31:34 PM PST
by
aruanan
To: aruanan
So is the bump in that guy’s forehead a helpful aiming aid? It's the final, tiny piece of gray matter lodged in his skull that is trying to escape.
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
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posted on
01/04/2010 9:06:26 PM PST
by
The Comedian
(Evil can only succeed if good men don't point at it and laugh.)
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