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DUmmie FUnnies 12-24-09 (Obama: Public Option? I Never Promised Public Option)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 24, 2009 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/24/2009 1:12:04 PM PST by PJ-Comix

Public option? Never heard of it. Plus I never promised it. It reminds me of the Joey Bishop routine in "A Guide For the Married Man" when he denied to his wife that the woman she caught him in bed with didn't exist. "Woman? What woman? I see no woman."

That is the attitude that has the DUmmies so enraged at Barack Obama as you can see in this THREAD, "I resent being told the Public Option was just a figment of my imagination." Gee, so you were scammed once again. And did you know that you are just $10 away from having public option? So let us now watch the DUmmies vent over Obama making fools of them in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching Lucy pull the football away from the DUmmie Charlie Brown yet again, is in the [barackets]:

I resent being told the Public Option was just a figment of my imagination

[Public option has been tossed down the Memory Hole.]

I'm tired of being told that the Public Option was just something that I pulled out of my ass and that no one running for office told me was what they wanted for the country as well. God dam, if they changed their minds they should just say so, but don't tell me I'm full of shit for thinking I was told my party or those I voted for, were once for it too.

[And that is the hand of Ben Burch pulling Public Option out of you. Now to the other highly gullible DUmmies...]

And don't pee on my head and say it's raining

[Okay. It's sprinkling. Feel better?]

What Public Option? Never heard of it, and if I did, Obama didn't say it... And even if he DID, it wasn't really part of the REAL "campaign", AND I DEFY your attempts to make me admit it with your phony screen caps, direct quotes, and video!

[Remember what I said? Well, I didn't say it.]

The LEAST they could do is stop hounding us for money all the time.

[The DNC is just $10 away from giving you Public Option.]

Well, at least according to this administration, the last year was just one long episode of the Twilight Zone and there never was a public option. It was just a snipe hunt, a distraction for us gullible lefties to chase while the real "reforming" was going on in a smoke filled room.

[Ben Nelson has your back.]

I freakin' HATE liars.

[Perhaps Obama merely misspoke.]

Yeah. All those videos and transcripts were made by space aliens.

[Or the Hopi wise men.]

We can all celebrate as our criminal government has given our money to criminally ruinous health insurance pigs who profit from denying us coverage and condemning us to death.

[Don't forget to send a thank you note to Harry Reid.]

Pelosi also stipulated Public Option . . . in the last month/6 weeks ... bait & switch????

[No. Switch & bait.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; dummies; obamacare; publicoption
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To: PJ-Comix

Someone should start stirring the lefties like they stirred us during Immigration. Just sayin.

Mary Christmas PJ


21 posted on 12/24/2009 2:24:05 PM PST by bray (What ya in for Son? No Health Insurance.)
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To: PJ-Comix
And don't pee on my head and say it's raining

[Okay. It's sprinkling. Feel better?]

Nope. It is all wee we'ed up.

22 posted on 12/24/2009 2:58:14 PM PST by Arrowhead1952 (I am tired of being PC. It's time for torches, pitchforks, tar, feathers and GUNS.)
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To: seawolf101

Don’t make us revoke your caps lock privileges.


23 posted on 12/24/2009 3:56:45 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (I want a hippopotamus for Christmas! Only a hippopotamus will do!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Zooming into the top 30 like Santa’s sleigh!


24 posted on 12/24/2009 3:58:33 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (I want a hippopotamus for Christmas! Only a hippopotamus will do!)
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To: PJ-Comix

The taste of Michelob has changed.

At first i thought it was a fluke but i got a neighbor who drinks it all the time so i drink it here and there.

It’s got a new taste that has me not buying it anytime soon.


25 posted on 12/24/2009 4:45:37 PM PST by mowowie
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To: rockrr

He’s all wee-weed up!


26 posted on 12/24/2009 5:41:08 PM PST by Pinkbell
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To: PJ-Comix
“I resent being told the Public Option was just a figment of my imagination. I'm tired of being told that the Public Option was just something that I pulled out of my ass and that no one running for office told me was what they wanted for the country as well...”

The folks running the Watchteleprompter Society LIED to you? Hokey, so what? You'll just run off to join some other cult.

27 posted on 12/24/2009 5:48:45 PM PST by decal (The Key To Flexibility is Indecision)
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To: cripplecreek

That, good sir, was damned funny!


28 posted on 12/24/2009 6:06:40 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: PJ-Comix

If this attitude is anywhere near common the the Democrats are so screwed!


29 posted on 12/24/2009 6:26:58 PM PST by Mike Darancette (Copenhagen Climate Summit; Shovel Ready)
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To: PJ-Comix
6 weeks ... bait & switch????

More like its wait and bitch.

30 posted on 12/25/2009 5:53:57 PM PST by techcor (I hope Obama succeeds... in becoming a one term president.)
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To: PJ-Comix

You must be wrong.
Michelob doesn’t taste like it use to.
My neighbor, The Michelob long time drinker agrees.

To me it it now tastes like dive bar dirty tap beer.
Even Bud is now much better.

Anyway, Merry Xmas PJ!
Thanks for all the great entertainment these past few years.


31 posted on 12/26/2009 8:54:27 AM PST by mowowie
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To: freedumb2003; cripplecreek; PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; ...
I resent being told the Public Option was just a figment of my imagination. . . .

What with Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, I haven't been able to get to this DUFU, but now I can. Here is a BONUS PARODY, from yours truly, the wag tailoring the doggerel. Click the link and sing along!


Mutual of Obama

JUST MY IMAGINATION (THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY TO ME)
Tune: "Just My Imagination (Runnin' Away with Me)"

Each day on my TV
I watch them as they're passin' bills
I say to myself
You'll soon have cost-free pills
To have all Democrats
Is truly a dream come true
Out of all the options in the world
Free is overdue

But it was just my imagination
That's what they say to me
It was just my imagination
That's what they say to me

Soon we'll be covered
And cared for publicly
A robust public option, all on the country
With two doctors, both for free
They tell me I
Just fantasized it all
I could just pull a Dean
For it really makes me scream

But it was just my imagination
Such a plan--that's what they say to me
Tell you, it was just my imagination
That's what they say to me

Every night all the meds I take
I gotta belly-ache
Don't ever let Obama kiss it all goodbye
Or we will surely die
It's so un-evenly
When insurance costs me
I need a fairer guarantee
But in reality
The Democrats have screwed me

Just my imagination
Such a plan--that's what they say to me
Tell you, it was just my imagination
That's what they say to me

I never get it
And now I regret it

Just my imagination
That's what they say to me
Just my imagination
That's what they say to me

32 posted on 12/26/2009 10:28:19 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: PJ-Comix

Next time, they need to ask what hope and change and yes we can means. Elections have consequences.


33 posted on 12/26/2009 10:32:44 AM PST by mojitojoe (“Medicine is the keystone of the arch of socialism.” - Vladimir Lenin)
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson; martin_fierro

AMA’s Public Option ==> Obama Politics Pun


34 posted on 12/26/2009 10:47:38 AM PST by mikrofon (Good Tidings from St. Margana)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix
The President indicates his approval of this fine parody from the Prompt'em Zone:


35 posted on 12/26/2009 10:53:17 AM PST by mikrofon (Happy New Year to All)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Imagine there’s no public option.... its easy if you try...


36 posted on 12/26/2009 10:55:51 AM PST by GeronL (This is a tagline)
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To: PJ-Comix

It would be a crying shame if some moles over there started stirring them up against Ohbummer.

Happy New Year


37 posted on 12/26/2009 11:25:07 AM PST by bray (What ya in for Son? No Health Insurance. Me too.)
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To: PJ-Comix
And don't pee on my head and say it's raining

Trickle-down socialism.

Gotta love this poster, though:

38 posted on 12/26/2009 11:49:00 AM PST by Hoodat (For the weapons of our warfare are mighty in God for pulling down strongholds.)
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To: mikrofon

Great rotating Obama graphic. Sooooo.... I’m STEALING IT!!!


39 posted on 12/26/2009 4:17:56 PM PST by PJ-Comix (I love ROCK 'N ROLL! I memorized the all WORDS to "WIPE-OUT'' in 1965!!)
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson; Paul Heinzman; Xenalyte; Roscoe Karns; Purrcival; Mr. Silverback; ...

The top primitives (DUmmies) of 2009, primitive #10 through primitive #06 are up now, with the top 5 of that top 10 yet to go.

Link on next comment below; since each primitive was given his own thread, it’s the link to the DUmpster, the winners being “stickied” to the top of the forum.


40 posted on 12/27/2009 9:17:06 AM PST by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in service to humanity)
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