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McCain Declares Ben Nelson "The Biggest Whore In Congress" [Satire]
Elective Decisions ^ | 12/20/09 | Chris Davis

Posted on 12/20/2009 7:16:38 PM PST by writer33

Washington—As debate rages on in both the House of Representatives and U.S. Senate as to who the biggest whore in Congress is, Senator John McCain, R-AZ, went on Fox News Sunday to argue his case that Ben Nelson was by far the biggest whore. McCain went on to say that anyone who let himself be used by Senator Reid so easily was hands down the biggest slut he’d ever seen.

“What this man did,” claimed McCain on Fox News Sunday, “was to demonstrate how big a harlot he was on a public stage. At least Senator Landrieu went out behind the barn to give it away. But Senator Nelson did in broad daylight in front of the whole world. What a damn whore!”

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To: Steelfish

Then it is confirmed and he is the hands down winner. Thanks for the info Steelfish.


21 posted on 12/20/2009 7:41:42 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

There is satire, and there is sucky misdirection like this.


22 posted on 12/20/2009 7:42:29 PM PST by jimfree (In 2012 Sarah Palin will continue to have more relevant quality executive experience than B. Obama.)
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To: jimfree

I know this guy sucks big time. I agree.


23 posted on 12/20/2009 7:44:02 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33
"There are seldom times when he’s right, but he’s nailed this one."

This time yes. Nelson rolled over like a cheap whore. He can regain his honor and act like a man if he chooses to do so. I don't think he will.

24 posted on 12/20/2009 7:44:13 PM PST by blackbart.223 (I live in Northern Nevada. Reid doesn't represent me.)
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To: writer33

Oh, my God. Senator McCain finally woke up from his long slumber.


25 posted on 12/20/2009 7:44:24 PM PST by WashingtonSource
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To: writer33

McPot meet McKettle. Mr bi-party phony should RETIRE!


26 posted on 12/20/2009 7:44:24 PM PST by VRWC For Truth (Throw the bums out who vote yes on the bail out)
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To: WashingtonSource

I wish WashingtonSource. I know he wanted to say it today on Fox News Sunday, but he actually kept it too civil for me.


27 posted on 12/20/2009 7:46:00 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: VRWC For Truth

Oops. Slow to realize this is satire. I wish it wasn’t.


28 posted on 12/20/2009 7:46:12 PM PST by WashingtonSource
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To: VRWC For Truth

I agree. He should retire.


29 posted on 12/20/2009 7:46:27 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: blackbart.223

I don’t think he’ll change his mind either.


30 posted on 12/20/2009 7:47:08 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

He gave up on killing babies and sold out for a few sheckles— he is JUDAS!!!!He will be crushed in the next election. He will never have the guts to be seen in public again!!! NATIONAL STRIKE JANUARY 20!! Shut it down!!


31 posted on 12/20/2009 7:47:50 PM PST by catarac
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To: catarac

November of 2010 can’t get here fast enough for us.


32 posted on 12/20/2009 7:48:57 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

McCain Declares Ben Nelson “The Biggest Whore In Congress”

Oh, John, I love it when you talk like you’ve got a pair!


33 posted on 12/20/2009 7:50:13 PM PST by PLMerite (Ride to the sound of the Guns - I'll probably need help.)
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To: writer33

LOL~~~ ya got me with the Tiger Woods and Susan Boyle post but Im learning..is this real?..hehe


35 posted on 12/20/2009 7:52:46 PM PST by FreeperFlirt
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To: PLMerite

Thanks for reading, PLMerite. Glad you enjoyed it.


36 posted on 12/20/2009 7:52:51 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33
"I don’t think he’ll change his mind either."

More is the pity. I hope he spends his latter days realizing what his cowardice produced and regrets it.

37 posted on 12/20/2009 7:53:17 PM PST by blackbart.223 (I live in Northern Nevada. Reid doesn't represent me.)
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To: writer33

HO HO HO!

Damned traitors.


38 posted on 12/20/2009 7:54:18 PM PST by Danae (No political party should pick candidates. That's the voters job.)
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To: Baynative
IfTHAT John McCain existed, he would be president today!

No doubt about it.

39 posted on 12/20/2009 7:54:27 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: FreeperFlirt

Good eye. Not real, but we wish it was. And keep a close eye for tomorrow morning, a humdinger on its way.


40 posted on 12/20/2009 7:55:27 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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