Posted on 12/17/2009 11:42:53 AM PST by bloodmeridian
It was the night before Christmas and Muhammad was confused.
Should Muslims have fun holidays like the Christians and Jews?
8 days of Hanukkah or a fat Jinn in a red suit,
Who used reindeers not camels to carry his loot?
And what kind of presents would Muhammad think best?
Barbies in burkas and suicide vests?
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Any cool pics of Mohammed?
I don’t suppose you could get a woman in a bikini hitting him in the face with a shoe full of pork, could you?
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