Do the Limbo Rock to "Bad News for Barack"! (How low can he go?)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 15, 2009 | Charles Henrickson, the wag tailoring the doggerel

[Charles Henrickson]

Click the music link and sing along!

BAD NEWS FOR BARACK
Tune: "Limbo Rock" Original MIDI

Every lib'ral boy and girl
All the folks in Limbaugh World
Both sides bashing on Barack
All find something they can mock
Track his numbers, track his polls
Track the unemployment rolls
All the pollsters on the block
Say it's bad news for Barack

He'll go lower now
He'll go lower now
How low can he go

First he spread the wealth around
Then he bowed down to the ground
Spend a trillion, make it three
Spend it like it grows on trees
Track his numbers, track his polls
Track the unemployment rolls
All the pollsters on the block
Say it's bad news for Barack

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Though he started out on top
Every time the numbers drop
There's a ratings trend that shows
He will fall to record lows
Track his numbers, track his polls
Track the unemployment rolls
All the pollsters on the block
Say it's bad news for Barack

Don't move that phone book far
He needs a polling czar
How low can he go

[Charles Henrickson]

Yesterday I did a DUmmie FUnnies thread, DUmmies give Zero an "EPIC FAIL"!. DUFU reader visualops suggested I do a parody of "Limbo Rock." I did, and added it to the thread late last night.

Enjoy!

[mountainlion]

I think I will start an Obama garden next year.

[knittnmom]

LOL! Perfect!

[Charles Henrickson]

Ping.

[dblshot]

This post sure is fun
For everybody but the One
It be really tough on top
When you see your numbers drop
What can the messiah do
So in 3 more years he not be through

Health care for all his legacy
Does not seem likely to be
Cap and Trade just spinning round
Cause it would pull economy down
As employment numbers slip
Your ratings go under limbo stick
First on your knees then shoulders back
Wiggle under and big smile crack

How low can numbers really go
When you get on all TV shows
Voters can't be to darn smart
You just have to play the part

Look real good in Tuxedo
Numbers then not go so low
To the White House invite O
Watch your numbers upward go

Barack be nimble
Barack be quick
Barack survive Limbaugh schtick.

[I still care]

How can he be as high as he is?

I was in the supermarket the other day and had the bad taste to start a political discussion with someone. They said, “It will take Bush years to make up for the budget deficit Bush gave us!” My eyes practically bugged out.

Needless to say, the person got an education on who is busting our budget.

[I still care]

Whoops. I meant “take Obama years! I was up late last night.

[library user]

Also remind people that Democrats gained control of Congress NOT in Jan. 2009, as many falsely believe, but in Jan. 2007, more than 1,000 days ago.

Another point: in Jan. 2007, Democrats took the majority in Congress; 11 months later, in Dec. 2007, we were officially declared to be in a recession.