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DUmmie FUnnies 12-12-09 (DUmmies Suddenly Discover ReidCare is a SCAM)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 12, 2009 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/12/2009 5:02:05 PM PST by PJ-Comix

Remember all the excitement over the "unveiling" of ReidCare in the Senate a few days ago? Harry Reid came as close to gleeful as he ever gets (which means a bit less gloomy than usual) when he announced his new "consensus" healthcare bill which entails expanding MediCare coverage to folks as young as 55? He made it appear that there was a new momentum on a health bill. Only one problem. The Associated Press revealed that ReidCare contains rationing. So if you need end of life care, forget it. Too expensive. This was the argument against the death panels that conservatives made a few months ago but were mocked for being paranoid...even though they were right. So now the DUmmies have discovered that ReidCare is nothing more than a SCAM to get a health bill to Obama to sign before he gives the State of the Union speech in January. Yes, it is no longer a matter of having a well thought out health care bill through Congress. It is all about having Obama sign a health bill into law as a feather in his cap before the state of the union speech. And now that the DUmmies have discovered what a scam ReidCare is, they are enraged as you can see in this THREAD, "The arrogance of allowing "annual limits" on health care...." So let us now watch the DUmmies all upset about being scammed once again in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, still trying to figure out how someone as gloomy and grumpy as Harry Reid ever got as far in politics as he did, is in the [barackets]:

The arrogance of allowing "annual limits" on health care....

[Hope and Spare Change.]

It is stupefying. It is mind-blowing. Surely the Senate knew someone would notice that they were stripping the lifeline for critically ill patients, hiding it deep down in the bill.

[Welcome to the wonderful world of "transparency."]

I feel like saying how dare they do this...but it would be a silly thing to say. They dare because they can, because they know they will get away with it.

[Toss anything at the wall just so The One can claim a health care victory by the time of his State of the Union speech.]

The last few days I have read posts about how nearly all Democrats support Obama, how only a pathetic little few dare not.

[We few. We pathetic few.]

It is not Obama I am concerned about. He has the oratorical ability to pull it off and come out in 2012 with flying colors.

[Um...uh...my teleprompter...broken.]

It is another matter how he would lose the majority in congress just because of the endless ways they jerk around those of us who gave them a majority.

[And the biggest of the jerks are the DUmmies.]

Those who are very ill, those with the most medical bills will pay dearly for that hidden clause that the Senate in its arrogance allowed to stay in there.

[I wonder if this DUmmie was laughing at conservatives last summer for daring to suggest that ObamaCare would have death panels to handle the rationing problem? And now on to the other DUmmies...]

I thought the whole f&cking point was to protect people from catastrophic bills due to having a major life threatening disease. What in the f*ck are we doing?

[Proving the right RIGHT when they claimed last summer that ObamaCare would lead to death panels.]

I do not even pretend to know what they are doing. I don't think even they know what they are doing.

[But surely Joe Biden is competent?]

This is just one more reason why we need Universal Single Payer health care!

[For the DUmmies, all roads lead to socialized medicine.]

Can you imagine what cancer patients would face? It is mind-boggling.

[They would face Death Panels...just as EVIL rightwingers have been saying all along.]

In the 2010 primaries, I will NOT vote for an incumbent. In the general

election, I will NOT vote for an incumbent. It does not matter to me if he or she is a Democrat, Republican, Unitarian, or Vegan - it is time for the office holders to be replaced with a fresh crop of weasels. The current crop has feasted in the henhouse long enough.

[GASP! You would even vote against incumbent Wiccans and Gaians?]

WHO put this limit in this bill? I would like the names, please. I would like the right to face her sentencers.

[Who put the limits in ReidCare? One clue would be the first syllable of ReidCare.]

Hill sources explain that this was inserted because CBO said premiums would "go through the roof" if insurers couldn't cap benefits.

[Without the limits the bill would add greatly to an already massive deficit. We are in multi-trillion dollar deficit territory nowadays. And the Chinese who own much of the debt are ticked off bigtime.]

I'm sure they are clueless, and also probably don't care if any of us live or die.

[Don't worry. ACORN will make sure that you still vote after death.]

Harry Reid should be drawn and quartered for trying to sneak this through a 2,000 page bill.

[So how is that transparency thing working out for you?]

Which is exactly why we need Single Payer, Universal Health Care for all.

[As stated upthread, all roads lead to socialized medicine for the DUmmies.]

The plan is: "Don't get sick, if you do, you will die because we aint payin JACK!"

[Perhaps its time for Alan Grayson to revise his cardboard sign. It's the DEMOCRATS doing this.]


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KEYWORDS: 111th; bhohealthcare; deathpanels; dummies; harryreed; medicare; medicare55; obamacare; publicoption; reid; reidcare; singlepayer
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To: PJ-Comix

Why the hell would I trust someone who looks like he’s about five seconds away from keeling over to design my healthcare system?


21 posted on 12/12/2009 5:52:28 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (Godspeed, T, on your fourth tour of duty in Iraq.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Thanks! I’ll take a look at those places.


22 posted on 12/12/2009 5:58:55 PM PST by Ballygrl
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To: Darkwolf377
I mainly got the Toblerone bars for my wife to take to Venezuela. They are very popular down there. BTW, what a lot of folks don't know is that you can ASK the meat managers in grocery stores to print out a manager's special discount coupon if the meat is coming close to expiration date. Depends on the manager. One grocery store had 3 lb. packages of Hormel Black Label thick cut smoked bacon on sale. Normally about $9.00 but on sale at $5.00. Then I asked the meat manager if he could give me a manager's special on a pack about to expire. Sooooo...he picked up a pack marked Nov. 22 (yeah, yeah, I know but that was the date). Since it was still late in October, I figured he would put that pack back but nooo, he actually knocked another 3 bucks off of it. My cost...only $2.00 for that 3 lb. pack of thick cut smoked bacon.

Other managers are just the opposite. I noticed some BOGO meat about to expire the next day so I asked the meat dept. manager for a Manager's Special discount. This guy said since I already had a BOGO deal there, I should be satisfied with that. I argued with him that since no discount, I might as well buy meat that would expire later in the future and that the meat with the next day expiration would have to be thrown away since without the discount incentive almost everybody would use the same reasoning as me. But it just went over his head.

23 posted on 12/12/2009 6:01:14 PM PST by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: Darkwolf377
Why the hell would I trust someone who looks like he’s about five seconds away from keeling over to design my healthcare system?

I'm trying to figure out how a guy as grumpy and gloomy as Harry Reid ever wooed his wife. I mean to woo a woman you have to at least be somewhat easygoing and fun to be around. So how did Reid ever make it on the dating scene? He is about as much fun as a bag of gravel. And as romantic as an undertaker introducing formaldehyde into a corpse.

24 posted on 12/12/2009 6:05:23 PM PST by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: PJ-Comix

He looks like the kind of guy who thinks “23-skidoo!” is hip lingo. As far as fossils go, he’s loads of fun.


25 posted on 12/12/2009 6:08:49 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (Godspeed, T, on your fourth tour of duty in Iraq.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Reid is a Mormon, I think they have different dating rules.


26 posted on 12/12/2009 6:16:47 PM PST by Ditter
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To: Darkwolf377

I just don’t get how Harry Reid got as far as he did in politics. Miserable and grumpy aren’t exactly the qualities that help a politician go far. Reid has the soul of an undertaker.


27 posted on 12/12/2009 6:18:45 PM PST by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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I thought the whole f&cking point was to protect people from catastrophic bills due to having a major life threatening disease. What in the f*ck are we doing?

ROTFLOL!!!

28 posted on 12/12/2009 6:19:28 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: PJ-Comix

I am not sure they earned any Kewpie Doll coupons since they are cluesless that universal single payer leads to even more rationing.


29 posted on 12/12/2009 6:22:27 PM PST by JLS
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To: Ditter
Reid is a Mormon, I think they have different dating rules.

Come on. Mormons aren't THAT different? However, I do have one question that has been nagging at me about Mormons and I just HAVE to have an answer so please don't get pissed off at me if you are a Mormon. Okay, here goes...What do Mormons drink at wedding receptions? I'm not kidding. You have to have at least champagne at wedding receptions. I was recently at a wedding and we had an open bar for everything which was much appreciated. Somehow a wedding without booze just seems empty...and strange.

Also do non-Mormons get invited to Mormon weddings and what is their reaction when they find out no liquor at the reception? Okay, they must figure out there wouldn't be any but I would think the actuality of a boozeless wedding when it happens would be quite a surprise to them.

A big part of the wedding reception experience is heavy drinking and acting wild. I did my part at the wedding I recently attended...much to my wife's disgust.

30 posted on 12/12/2009 6:26:14 PM PST by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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On come on, Mormons are pretty different and NO I am not a Mormon, How big a wedding can you have when you are marrying a 12 year old, invite everybody in the 6th grade? Now all the Mormons will be jumping on me.

As far as booze is concerned you can have my share, I think I am allergic to it.

31 posted on 12/12/2009 6:41:55 PM PST by Ditter
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To: PJ-Comix

Reid is a Mormon, I think they have different dating rules.

Didn’t you mean “Reid is a Moron”?


32 posted on 12/12/2009 6:46:57 PM PST by Never2baCrat
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To: PJ-Comix
Your homework assignment is to research NeverPayRetailAgain.Net and HotCouponWorld.Com.

Thanks, bfl.

Cheers!

33 posted on 12/12/2009 7:06:16 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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Doesn't he remind you of that demonic preacher from the 19th century that was in one of the Poltergeist movies?
34 posted on 12/12/2009 7:10:58 PM PST by GiovannaNicoletta
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To: PJ-Comix
The arrogance of allowing "annual limits" on health care....

Welcome to Mutual of Obama.

35 posted on 12/12/2009 7:23:06 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Ballygrl

www.hotcouponworld.com is a good place to get started.
The victoria’s secret one is here:
https://secure.vspink.com/pink_nation/login.jsp
You have to register to play.


36 posted on 12/12/2009 7:23:22 PM PST by Trillian
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To: PJ-Comix

Mutual of Obama
Because we don't trust you to take care of yourself.

37 posted on 12/12/2009 7:24:28 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Mutual of Obama: Because we don't trust you to take care of yourself.)
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Thanks for the ping, this post, and the links! I appreciate it...

I won’t hold my breath waiting for an apology from the Dems who thought we were all a bunch of idiot liars... Besides, I probably wouldn’t accept it at this point...


38 posted on 12/12/2009 7:39:53 PM PST by LibertyRocks ( http://LibertyRocks.wordpress.com ~ ANTI-OBAMA STUFF : http://cafepress.com/NO_ObamaBiden08)
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To: PJ-Comix
we need Single Payer, Universal Health Care for all.

Mutual of Obama: Universal Crappy Health Care for All!

39 posted on 12/12/2009 8:16:47 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Mutual of Obama: Because we don't trust you to take care of yourself.)
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To: PJ-Comix
WHO put this limit in this bill?

BHO put this limit in this bill.

40 posted on 12/12/2009 8:18:40 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Mutual of Obama: Because we don't trust you to take care of yourself.)
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