Agnostics' Lack Of Faith Shattered By Climategate

DotPenn.com ^ | 12-2-2009 | Sven Waring

[SvenWaring]

First it was the Easter Bunny. Then it was Santa Claus. Now it's the gods of science.

Despite having two non-working nipples, Percy Prescott has faithfully believed in the theory of evolution and other precepts of science. Now he finds his rock solid belief in agnosticism starting to crumble.

He said the cracks began to appear about the time he read news that climatologists had hidden evidence that runs counter to global warming dogma.

Prescott isn't even sure about plate tectonics anymore.

"Maybe earthquakes are caused by the weight of wickedness of any given city," mused Prescott. "Although why has Cleveland been relatively unscathed? Only more questions."

[SvenWaring]

Satire... by the way.

[Schnucki]

Despite having two non-working nipples,

That cracked me up!

[SvenWaring]

I stopped believing in Darwin when a white-tailed deer, the swiftest animal in the woods, couldn’t move three feet to the right when I approached, despite nearly a century of deer-car collisions.

[Right Brother]

I stopped believing in Darwin when a white-tailed deer, the swiftest animal in the woods, couldn’t move three feet to the right when I approached, despite nearly a century of deer-car collisions.

Silly you. You should know that it would take at least few million years of evolution for deer to develop a car-detecting sonar to avoid such mishaps.

[KarlInOhio]

I stopped believing in Darwin when a white-tailed deer, the swiftest animal in the woods, couldn’t move three feet to the right when I approached, despite nearly a century of deer-car collisions.

In the past hundred years cars have evolved to be more efficient predators. They are faster, quieter and safer for the drivers than earlier ones. :-)