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Posted on 11/30/2009 10:18:56 AM PST by John Semmens
Famed domestic diva Martha Stewart took a few minutes off from her quest to beautify American households to broadcast a warning that we should all beware of Sarah Palin.
“Ms. Palin doesn’t know diddly about home décor,” Stewart asserted. “Why, she even has animal hides in her living room. And she boasts about killing them herself. It’s no way for a civilized person to live.”
Stewart went on to label Palin’s autobiography “boring.” “How could it be otherwise?” Stewart rhetorically asked. “Does it have decorating tips? Does it have recipes? No, it’s just the typical right wing blather about freedom. What good is freedom if it’s wasted on the kind of life she’s led?”
Although she admitted she hadn’t read Palin’s book and vowed that she “couldn’t be paid enough to do so,” Stewart contended that “the throngs of mindless fans slavishly hanging on Palin’s every word represent a real danger to this country. Yes, Sarah Palin is a dangerous person and we can only hope that President Obama will take steps to save America from her baleful influence.”
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“Lookit all the silly FReepers who don’t know satire when they see it!”
Semi/satire
Sarah Palin Goes Rogue On Martha Stewart
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/matthew-filipowicz/sarah-palin-goes-rogue-on_b_367510.html
She actually did make the comment that is in the headline.
Well thanks for clearing up the satire issue — Stewart HAS in fact said some other nasty things about Palin that make absolutely no sense whatsoever — so since I have no time to click on bunches of links and did see QUOTATION MARKS on the statements, I assumed they were true. Good grief.
I still say Martha Stewart is an a**hole!
So Martha, do tell us, just what did you do with that Prison Orange?
Maybe Obama can give you some decorating advice, that seems about his speed.
I did not know this was satire. Who was passing this around all last week. We should be careful on passing lies around Free Republic. We are supposed to be better than that.
“Stewart actually said those quoted things?”
Yup. I think it was early last week. The video clip of her interview was played 24/7 — at least on Fox.
People like Martha, Peggy Noonan, et al., are wracked with jealousy when it comes to Sarah. They’re used-up old has-beens and can’t deal with the fact that their glory days are long gone.
LLS
Amending my earlier post. She DID say the things in the title of the post. The other stuff... nah; I don’t think so.
Spoken like a true con.
Martha, your schitk is old and boring.
Martha is so boring that TeeVees shut themselves off during her program only turning on during commercials.
Martha is so boring that zees swarm around her head like flies around a cow pattie.
Martha is so boring that just writing about her cause me to...to.....t.............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I thought MS died in prison.
This is explicitly labeled satire, yet the Palin groupies will strike at anything.
Don’t get me wrong, I like Sarah Palin. But sheesh, get a grip, people!
Wow...I’ve seen her stuff on FR...I wonder what name she posts under?
Your opinion means oh-so-much, Inmate #347.
So says a convicted felon.
Did not know cooks were authorities on everything. Something in the cookie batter a guess
I’m quite sure she didn’t actually say it -> satire / pure invention.
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