Palin a “Boring” and “Dangerous” Person Says Stewart

A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 28 November 2009 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

Famed domestic diva Martha Stewart took a few minutes off from her quest to beautify American households to broadcast a warning that we should all beware of Sarah Palin.

“Ms. Palin doesn’t know diddly about home décor,” Stewart asserted. “Why, she even has animal hides in her living room. And she boasts about killing them herself. It’s no way for a civilized person to live.”

Stewart went on to label Palin’s autobiography “boring.” “How could it be otherwise?” Stewart rhetorically asked. “Does it have decorating tips? Does it have recipes? No, it’s just the typical right wing blather about freedom. What good is freedom if it’s wasted on the kind of life she’s led?”

Although she admitted she hadn’t read Palin’s book and vowed that she “couldn’t be paid enough to do so,” Stewart contended that “the throngs of mindless fans slavishly hanging on Palin’s every word represent a real danger to this country. Yes, Sarah Palin is a dangerous person and we can only hope that President Obama will take steps to save America from her baleful influence.”

[tgusa]

Martha - do us all a favor and go back to your jail cell.

[sodpoodle]

ROTFLMAO ...but tastefully;)

[Jeff Head]

Sarah is dangerous...dangerous to all of the Libs, Left, DNC, RINOs, and all those trying to destroy the traditional values and liberty of America.

Sarah still has them all in a frenzy wondering what her next move will be and how it will be perceived...they almost literally froth at the mouth in their efforts to discredit her, and only further discredit themselves in the process.

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THE MAN WHO DESPISES AMERICA

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[a fool in paradise]

“That place is so crowded, nobody goes there anymore.” - Yogi Berra

Since when is “dangerous” synonymous with “boring”? Unless you live the sedentary life of a tv crockpot chef and former jailbird and just "accept" the risks of your arteries clogging.

[Scythian]

[LottieDah]

Martha Stewart is a pompous ass. She even ragged on Rachel Ray for not having a garden. Looks like menopause has made Miss Martha even meaner.

[CaliforniaCon]

Stewart actually said those quoted things? Really amazing — the nerve — what an a**hole!!!!

[DogBarkTree]

linky no worky

[End Times Sentinel]

Although she admitted she hadn’t read Palin’s book

Nice work as always John, although I was hoping it would be "John" Stewart instead. I stumbled across The Daily Show the other night and watched agog at his "interview" with Vice President Mongo. Even with my tremendously low expectations, the garbage Slow Joe spewed totally unchallenged was an embarrassment.

Anyways, about not reading the book, I found the reviews on Amazon hilarious, how many who slammed the book admitted they hadn't read it. What's the point in facts, information, and candor when it flies in the face of your argument?

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

LOL The boorish calling Palin boring?

[Responsibility2nd]

Good one John!

Lookit all the silly FReepers who don’t know satire when they see it!

[SeaHawkFan]

It’s satire, folks.

[Ramius]

Apparently people are missing the “satire” angle on this story.

[Jagdgewehr]

What good is freedom if it’s wasted on the kind of life she’s led?”

Now that's funny, John.

[NTHockey]

Careful Martha, looking down your nose will cross your eyes. A more snobbish commentary I have never read.

[Wee-Weed Up]

Martha Stewart approves of Obama because of the picture of him putting up curtains.

[texmexis best]

Texmex is best takes out two sheets of Japanese rice paper that he has laying around and folds them into two origamist shapes......He puts them on the Louis Quinze coffee table and turns it about for Miss Stewart to view and she asks:

FU?

[valkyry1]

great satire as always!

[dangus]

If she’s so boring, why are you talking about her? Don’t truly dangerous people get your attention?