[cranked]

lulz

[rfp1234]

Forget the shoe gadgets. Just put a Cone of Silence over Bambi’s head whenever he speaks.

[LegendHasIt]

Heh.... Were it not for them being afraid to admit that he is nearly incoherent without his teleprompter, I wouldn’t be surprised if they WOULD come out with such an explanation.

[SkyDancer]

"There Is No Truth To The Fact That Obama Bowed To Emperor Akihito"

[missnry]

The Chinese have a new bobble piece out in honor of him.

[demkicker]

Obozo is such an embarrassment that even the Japanese are embarrassed and horrified that he appeared to want to kiss the Emperor's toes.

OBOZO AND HIS ADMINISTRATION ARE THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING WHEN IT COMES TO KICKING THEIR @SSES OUT OF OFFICE!

[ODDITHER]

Saw a cute T-Shirt
SomeWhere in Kenya a villiage is missing it’s idiot.

[freedumb2003]

badaboom!

[Lizavetta]

[jonrick46]

Zero is not bowing. He is looking for a rock of crystal meth he dropped on the ground. He is just pretending to bow.

[ExTexasRedhead]

He was checking his peanuts.

[HereInTheHeartland]

The motto during the Bush Administration was “Let’s Roll”.

Now it’s “Let’s Bow”

[PBinTX]

Them shoes sho’ need a shinin’

[Unam Sanctam]

I figured he had dropped his contact lens.

[Humbug]

No no no. The real reason? In addition to fighting lung cancer and fainting spells, our President is also suffering from bad back syndrome. It goes out on him whenever he has to greet a man much shorter than himself (witness the earlier incident with the Saudi shrimp king). I.E., when he starts to bend over slightly in order to grasp a shorter man's hand his back gives way and forces him down into what might (to an untrained eye) appear to be an undignified groveling position. Luckily the episodes are short-lived but there are often lingering effects, as evidenced by the dozen or so bobbings of the upper body right after the collapse. These are equivalent to the aftershocks of an earthquake and can (to lesser minds) be mistaken for yet more groveling.

I mean, come on, obviously Obama is too intelligent, too sophisticated, too good at ironing his pants to keep blundering like this (making a fool of himself and the nation people who voted for him) as some would have us believe.

[ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton]

Ding, ding, ding. We have a winner in the contest to explain this....

[AmericanInTokyo]

forgot to put in the obligatory multiple "uh"s in the spot where Patrice Lumumba Obongo is talking.

other than that, SHIP-SHAPE!! ;-)

[Domangart]

He is just keep track of his fingers after he shakes hands with those shifty furners.