Obama Lung Cancer Shocker! (Globe tabloid website down)

GLOBE ^ | November 9, 2009 | Vanity

[SolidWood]

Today the Globe tabloid rag had "Obama lung cancer" on it's cover.

For some reason the Globe's website is down. Surprise?

www.globemagazine.com

Here the cache:

Cache of Globe site

Obama Lung Cancer Shocker!

Chain-smoking President Barack Obama has lung cancer, White House sources fear as the Commander-in-Chief suffers chest pains, dizzy spells and has lost 25 pounds! This week's GLOBE bares the stunning inside story. You can't afford to miss it!

November 9, 2009

I don't give a bit of credibility to the GLOBE...but it's curious that their site would be "unavailable" now.

[1_Rain_Drop]

"Obama Lung Cancer Shocker!"

Simmer down folks! Nothing to worry about here. Obamao has everything under control. He has bronze lungs!

[r9etb]

His face looks anorexic sometimes and that tic in his right eye has returned in some vids I’ve seen recently.

Classic stress responses.

There's no more stressful job than POTUS -- it ages everybody who sits in the Oval Office.

And when you consider somebody like Obama, who's never had to deal with stress at any executive level before ... much less the highest executive level ... it's understandable.

[paulycy]

Michelle/Batboy Love Child?

[chris37]

Lung cancer? Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

Hey, let’s all send him cartons of K00ls for Ramadan.

[A Mississippian]

I doubt it.... But I was noticing the other day that he is getting a lot of grey in his hair. I would expect him to be totally grey by 2012, unless he colors it.

[1_Rain_Drop]

how about him going bald by 2012.

[native texan]

What a nasty thing to say!!!....NOT!!

[CaliforniaCon]

Re: “I hope comments keep classy.”

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Well, re the Globe’s headline, wouldn’t that be ..............? — insert your own word(s) here —

[CaliforniaCon]

I’m more concerned about Penny Marshall!

[chris37]

:)

[GGpaX4DumpedTea]

Which is which ...? :)

[CaliforniaCon]

Re: “He was smoking in his teens.”

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I’ve no doubt of that — and don’t forget to count smoking dope as well. “Grass” is no healthier for the lungs than is plain old tobacco!

[Yaelle]

He looks worse than normal because the public adoration is wearing off. Smashing the country to shreds and actually hurting his loyal voters is not worth it if he isn’t still worshiped and adored. His owners are still pushing him, and it’s hard work bringing down a great nation. He is not getting as much out of it as he wished.

[The Good Doctor]

I'd be as sad as I was the day I found out Ted Kennedy was circling the drain. Anything that gets the America hating Marxist pig out of the way is good for the country. Now we need to find out Pelosi, Reid, Frank and Schumer have Ebola.

[Since 2009-07-21]

[dangerdoc]

bump

[Ditter]

Is it OK if my thoughts are not classy?

[Bellflower]

Whitey did it!

No,

Bush’s fault...

No,

the CIA is behind it!

No,

It could cancer brought on by the lack of self control and chain smoking which is very unPC.

Or,

It could be aids, which he would have brought on himself by homosexual behavior or dirty needles.

Either way, not cool at all.

[Conservativegreatgrandma]

I won’t believe it until I hear it on Coast to Coast. Then I’ll know it’s true. (sarc)

[Bellflower]

His face looks anorexic sometimes and that tic in his right eye has returned in some vids I’ve seen recently.

Classic stress responses. There's no more stressful job than POTUS -- it ages everybody who sits in the Oval Office.

And when you consider somebody like Obama, who's never had to deal with stress at any executive level before ... much less the highest executive level ... it's understandable.

What other President has lost the kind of weight that he has? I would guess it is more than just stress. Stress can aggravate a previously fairly benign disease. Also, anorexia can be fatal. There may be something to this.