Democrats Reject Cheney Criticism of Afghan Policy

A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 24 October 2009 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

ping

[wastedyears]

I thought it was a legit article until I got the ping from you.

Nice one

[fhayek]

aggressive equivocation

Good one! Pretty much sums up Obama's foreign policy.

[4Speed]

“pursuing a conscious policy of aggressive equivocation

Uh, is this real ? Uhhhh, does anyone have the Record of Success of this kind of Uhhhh...Policy ?

Are Guns Involved ?

They didn’t say “Strategy” did they ? Yo, “O”, Your Homies in the Chicago Hood have a better “Policy” towards Terrorist than you do.

[freedumb2003]

People who don’t see the “satire” tag in 3... 2... 1...

(but the fact it is believable is the real story).

[freedumb2003]

My prediction gift is pretty awesome! ;)

[VR-21]

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) called Chenney’s remarks “undignified.” “To publicly criticize the President when the nation is at war can only embolden our enemies,” she declared.

Thanks for the coffee nose flush John.

[dynachrome]

“aggressive equivocation”

I like that. I think I can use that at work in my reports.

[Big Horn]

Big hairy deal.

[TheVitaminPress]

“Defense Secretary Robert Gates echoed Gibbs’ take on the issue, explaining that “postponing a decision on deployment throws a monkey wrench into the al-Qaeda machinery. They don’t know whether it will be weeks, months, years, or never before more US troops hit the battlefield. The blow to their morale is substantial.”

The funniest thing I’ve read in a very long time. Kudos!

[rockinqsranch]

ROFLMAO John. Good one.

[Liberty Valance]

LOL! Some of your best work. ;o)

[The Comedian]

Does satire cease being satire when it perfectly matches its subject?

This is hilarious, but I don't think it can be considered satire, any more than calling Obama a Communist could be considered an "exaggeration".

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Logical me]

Defense Secretary Robert Gates echoed Gibbs’ take on the issue, explaining that “postponing a decision on deployment throws a monkey wrench into the al-Qaeda machinery. They don’t know whether it will be weeks, months, years, or never before more US troops hit the battlefield. The blow to their morale is substantial.”

What a classic piece of spin. Took a while for these mind readers to come up with this BS. America is done. Al-Qaeda is laughing at these clowns.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Strategery...LOL!

[3D-JOY]

70 years ago... and darn it, I can remember it!

Thanks for the laughs!

[pnut22]

Bravo and thanks.

[KTM rider]

In related news, Gates refused to consider negotiations with Japan for the withdrawal of US troops that have been stationed in that country since the end of World War II. “I hope I don’t have to remind too many people that less than 70 years ago, Japan launched an unprovoked attack on the United States,” Gates said. “This isn’t the time for us to be letting down our guard.”,there are a lot of conservative capitalists in Japan and you can never be too careful in this War On Capitalism

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

[satire alert regarding article]

Regarding Cheney critizing Zero’s war strategy, let us never forget Al Gore: “He BETRAYED this country! He PLAYED ... ON ... OUR ... FEARS!”