3%
Posted on 10/19/2009 7:16:17 PM PDT by Libloather
How much of an Obama lover are you?
Open book exam -
First, what is your gender?
What was your response to Obama winning the presidential election?
What’s your response when you hear any of Obama speeches?
Have you read any of Obama’s books?
How would you respond if hear people mock Obama?
What was your reaction when you heard that Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize?
What’s the name and breed of Obama’s dog?
What’s your favorite cable news channel?
If Obama were to say something different from what he said in the past, would you consider that lying?
Would you be less critical of Obama than Bush if Obama repeated something that Bush did, which you didn’t approve of?
Would you support a constitutional amendment to allow Obama run for a third term?
How’d you do that...I got 22%.....and I even LIED on one of the questions...
WHAT??!!!! 9%!!!!!!????? How did I get anything but a 0 for the 0?
22%. It would of been much lower if some of the answers were worded better.
0%. I hate Obama. And I didn’t need a test to discover that.
I got a 32%???? WTF????
The only question I answered in anyway positively, was that I knew what kind of dog the Kenyan kicks.
I stopped right there,it had no : I puke choice.
I haven't read any books written by Obama, but I did read "Dreams of My Father" by Bill Ayers.
You obviously have a mancrush on him. Admit it Obama Lover!!!!
What was your response to Obama winning the presidential election? I moved to Indonesia. He's gone from here so it's safe now.
What’s your response when you hear any of Obama speeches? I stop listening at the first um.
Have you read any of Obama’s books? I wasn't aware he had actually written anything himself. Can he even create a ... um .... ah .... sentence?
How would you respond if hear people mock Obama? Hear them? I'm the one doing the mocking!
What was your reaction when you heard that Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize? Throw up!
What’s the name and breed of Obama’s dog? Dogs deserved better than that creepy fool.
What’s your favorite cable news channel? You mean there is something other than Fox?
If Obama were to say something different from what he said in the past, would you consider that lying? Now let's see. Everything he has said in the past has been a lie. So, if he says something different now, it must be the truth. Answer not available on test
Would you be less critical of Obama than Bush if Obama repeated something that Bush did, which you didn’t approve of? Stupid question. Neither are conservatives
Would you support a constitutional amendment to allow Obama run for a third term? I'm hoping he won't even finish out this term!!!
Is u a fem ?
Ya, I’ve always had a thing for big-eared, blue-lipped, half-white Kenyan dictators.
I got lower than 0bama’s bowling score.
I got 30%!
Now I know how polls are rigged!
The only question I answered in anyway positively, was that I knew what kind of dog the Kenyan kicks."
Same thing exactly for me. That's what we get for being knowledgeable.
Yay! I love this kind the best. Without it, I couldn't have graduated from clown college.
First, what is your gender?
This question reflects an unjust society where people, in their infinite and wonderful diversity, are programmed and pigeonholed into binary categories based on their chromosomes, society's perceptions of their genitals, or other prejudicial assumptions.
I do not subscribe to such a notion, and out of principle, I refuse to answer this question.
What was your response to Obama winning the presidential election?
Joy and rapture, undiluted except for the fact that Republicans are still alive.
What’s your response when you hear any of Obama speeches?
Total emotional, mental, spiritual, and sexual fulfillment that no person in real life has ever provided, or at any rate has ever been willing to provide me. :-(
Have you read any of Obama’s books?
To the best of my ability. Thanks to an educational system that evil conservatives have sadly underfunded, I read at a first-grade level and am forcing my parents to type these responses for me, just as I had them vote for me because the stupid government won't give me a ballot with photos.
I was overjoyed to hear about Dreams of My Father coming out in comic-book form. Now I can look at all the pictures, especially those of studmuffin {{{Barack Obama}}} and HIS breathtakingly beautiful wife {{{Michelle}}}. (they refus 2 kaptalize HIS for {{{Obama}}} butt ill sho them!!!!!11)
How would you respond if hear people mock Obama?
I peacefully speak truth to power by keying their cars. Then I run into the woods and curl into a ball and cry until the memory of their hate speech has passed out of mind. Lately my mother gives me cocoa while playing a tape of one of HIS speeches. That always makes me better.
What was your reaction when you heard that Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize?
Not even the anti-Obama taunts on those right-wing mainstream media shows could disturb me for days. I was on cloud nine and drew pictures to send to the local papers to show that with this choice of a winner, at least some those racist Norwegians have finally proved that at least some of them deserve to live. I mean, didn't they enslave people of color in East Africa or something like that?
What’s the name and breed of Obama’s dog?
{{{Bo}}}, a Portuguese water dog. Those racist Portuguese have also proved at least some of them deserve to live. I mean, didn't they really bomb the World Trade Center or something like that?
What’s your favorite cable news channel?
The Progressive Media Source. You probably haven't heard about it because there's a conspiracy orchestrated by Republican and other evil people to keep it confined to our local access channel, but my friends run it out of their basement. Anything to the right of that is utter crap.
If Obama were to say something different from what he said in the past, would you consider that lying?
How can {{{Barack Obama}}} lie! The very question makes my head want to explode at the total stupidity or evil of even the thought entering someone's mind.
When we have a President who's all about change, why do you accuse everything different of being a lie? The question makes me sad. :-(
Would you be less critical of Obama than Bush if Obama repeated something that Bush did, which you didn’t approve of?
OK, I'm done crying now. If HE really did repeat something, there would obviously have to be a valid reason, unlike evil tyrant Bush Hitler who didn't do anything except to hurt children and all Gaia's creatures.
Would you support a constitutional amendment to allow Obama run for a third term?
Would I! I've already sent a letter to the Supreme Court that since the United States never had such a wonderful President, HE should serve at least 43 terms to balance things out.
YES WE CAN YES WE CAN YES WE CAN!
if you mean am I female? Yes.
I also got 21. I think they gave me that for being a female, ‘cause that’s the only thing he had going for him in my answers. Unfortunately, 75% of their response choices were positive for the evil twit, and the other 25% were merely noncomittal. My true answers would have been about how my stomach churns when I hear the oily, snakelike sound of his voice, how I’d sooner read the white pages than anything that cretin has written, and how I’d be the one voicing my dissent and disgust over everything he thinks, says and does, and slapping whomever on the back for having the basic good sense God gave them if they can see through him too. But no, no answers available which even remotely represented my true sentiments.
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