"Blamin' it all...on the nukes from Korea (blame it in the nukes from Korea)..."
Posted on 09/30/2009 6:21:56 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress
Honolulu- Reports are coming in from Hawaii that a missile launched from parts unknown, possibly North Korea, has landed on the Island of Honolulu and destroyed a room in the states official Department of Records building. The missile used an advanced stealth technology rendering it absolutely invisible to radar and all other forms of early detection or warning. Not even Peter Schiff could have seen this one coming.
The missile strike marks the first time that American soil has been struck by a foreign military since December 7, 1941 when Japan attacked a US Naval port at Pearl Harbor and also a statue of Magnum PI. Those events led directly to President Franklin Drano Roastervelt requesting that Congress declare war on Japan and New Jersey. This declaration was passed and signed by the president on December 8th of that year with the war ending four years later after the dropping of atomic bombs upon two civilian population centers and the birth of Jon Bonjovi. This country has issued no such similar declarations since.
Speaking on behalf of the president official White House spokesperson Barry Gibbs made the following statement. “The president is very very concerned about the events of today. And I think through these events we are all reminded how very important health care reform is.”
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There goes the birth certificate!
"Blamin' it all...on the nukes from Korea (blame it in the nukes from Korea)..."
Very well done! Applause, applause.
ROFLMAO
Thanks! I’ll be here all week. Enjoy the buffet and don’t forget to ‘tip’ your waitress! ;)
giggle break
ya had me goin’ there for a moment........
The “island” of Honolulu? I know all about PLANET Honolulu, but nothing about the island.
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