Tea Parties Being Formed To March On ABC, CBS, NBC And CNN

Elective Decisions ^ | 09/14/09 | Chris Davis

[writer33]

New York—In a show of dissatisfaction with the reporting from the mainstream media, new Tea Parties are now being formed to march on the headquarters of ABC, CBS, NBC and CNN. Smaller parties are also being formed to march on the New York Times and various papers that misreported the numbers of people showing up in Washington, D.C., Saturday, June 13, 2009.

So, in an act of American solidarity, tens of thousands of protestors and dump trucks will march on each network headquarters building, dumping 500,000 pounds of cow manure in each parking lot. The total manure dumped will equal the total number of people that attended the Tea Party in Washington, D.C.—2 million pounds.

The organization responsible—A.A.I.R. (Americans Against Irresponsible Reporting)—have had enough of the lies and deceit that has permeated the airwaves across the United States of America.

[armymarinemom]

Protesting the New York Times has been done before. Honestly we should still be doing it.

[omegabea]

You may have something there. What could we send in envelopes that would stink like their coverage? Any ideas?

[writer33]

Glad you enjoyed it. Thank you for reading, NewJerseyJoe.

[netmilsmom]

Didn’t Rush suggest this?

[writer33]

I was just listening to his show today while putting the final touches on the piece and heard it. So I went ahead and posted it anyway.

Of course we all know you can’t legally dump manure on the parking lot.

[GeronL]

It won’t be a satire for long. I think Limbaugh was talking about something like this today.

[writer33]

Sorry for letting you down, Infidel Heather, but thanks for reading. I appreciate it.

[PhiKapMom]

I think it is a great idea. I don’t listen to Rush as I start listening to sports talk radio at 11:00 — much happier person since I quit listening to any shows that play clips of Dems.

[writer33]

Can you imagine the stink(pardon the pun)raised by the State Run Media if this actually happened?

Yes, but it would be fun to watch the stink happen. Thanks for reading, calex. I appreciate it.

[PhiKapMom]

Send them to new Glad trash bags that stop odors — they stink and I won’t use them in the house.

[writer33]

If manure were dumped on their parking lot, the media would just claim that the Tea Party people were domestic terrorists and vandals.

Since we're going to be labeled that anyway, we might as well raise a stink.

[writer33]

Rush mentioned a concept like this today, but I didn’t hear it till a few minutes ago as I was listening to his show and putting the final touches on the satire.

[GOPJ]

Thanks for the ping.

[Babu]

Rush actually suggsted today that the next event be at Lamestream Medjia headquarters.

[writer33]

Yeah, Rush did suggest this, but I didn’t hear it till I was putting the final touches on the satire while listening to his show after downloading it.

[omegabea]

Way too tame....what is stink bait and where can we find it, LOL?

[uncitizen]

writer, one of these days you’re gonna post something that is TRUE and nobody is gonna believe you. You’ll be the one who cried wolf one time too many ;-)

[writer33]

Rush did suggest this, but I was merely taking it one step further in absurdity.

[writer33]

Thanks for reading, GOPJ. I appreciate it.

[writer33]

Yep, I heard that as I was posting the satire, not having listened to his show earlier today. And, of course, I am merely satiring with the dumping of cow manure.