Posted on 09/12/2009 7:55:44 PM PDT by B-Chan
As a snob, I have little use for the typical NASCAR-watching, foam-hat-wearing, tract-house-dwelling American lump. I find such people to be boorish, clownish, and largely incapable of rational thought.
And the upper crust of the Republican Party feels the same way that I do. They detest the average American.
However, at least I’m not going around pretending to be a friend of the common man. I’m open about my better-than-thou attitude, which is one of the many reasons you will never see me running for any political office. The same can’t be said for the typical GOP “representative”. He or she lies about his or her feelings towards the people who elect them. Republican politicians pretend that they are “just plain folks”, working for the best interests of the average truck-drivin’, bass-fishin’, wage-earnin’ Sam and Susie, when in reality most of them are the same slimeball car dealers, bank managers, and lawyers who make their livings ripping Sam and Susie off.
Attention, Walmart shoppers: if you ever want to have any real political power, you are going to have to quit voting for the Republican Party. You are going to have to elect someone like yourselves — a dumb, snake-handling hick with a smooth line of BS and enough native animal cunning to take the Smart Guys on and win. You need a combination of Larry the Cable Guy and John Dillinger, some guy who drinks Lite beer, has eight kids by six mothers, and can fix a truck while drunk. You need Lester, Leroy, Lonnie, or Bubba up there in Congress.
Of course, if this happens, the Average Joes will just turn the country into a larger version of the trailer parks they all come from, but I’d rather see them ruin things in their smelly, grotesque, all-too-human way than watch America engineered into a gulag by a bunch of pseudo-intellectual affirmative action cases and the hyper-rich cyborg capitalist slime who pull their strings.
Only the raw, unwashed force of White Trash can destroy the two-party structure that runs America. As a card-carrying snob, I exhort the average American to seize the reins of power. Rise from your fetid, piss-reeking, crumb-encrusted living room couches, Walmart shoppers, and smash the state!
white trash is color blind.
So...you’re admitting that you wrote this?
I really do not like the use of the phrase: “White Trash”.
It is clearly racist.
The world wants to save the poor, unless they’re white and poor. Then they’re just trash.
It’s disgusting, and just as hurtful as blacks using ‘nigger’ to refer to one another.
Ah this is satire?...hello?....
No.
This is ‘SOMEONE had a few too many celebratory shots of peach schnapps and decided there was something they just had to get off their chests’ type-stuff...epic, really.
It’s Nigga. Put an “R” in the word and you’ll get your ass capped.
I'm white trash and proud of it.
We're going to kick the country clobbers running the the GOP to the curb and call out the commies in government and the media by name.
It’s Nigga. Put an “R” in the word and you’ll get your ass capped.
I don’t use “white trash”, I prefer the term “redneck”. As Jeff Foxworthy says “being a redneck is just having a gloriuos absense of sophistication.”
You are correct.
You're trying way too hard, here.
That, to me, says that you're quite a bit more familiar with lowbrow ways, yourself, than you'd have us believe. Some things, you don't have to point out. It just shows. Bloviating about it only makes it more obvious.
I detest people who place themselves as God. Guess I'll have to live with the "smell". LOL (Where does this person live anyway? What a weird view of Americans in general)
Fetid? Piss-reeking? Crumb-encrusted?
Son, I do believe you’ve mistaken us for Michael Moore.
Two different critters, apples and oranges.
Rush, is that you?
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