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Obama Says God Supports His Health Care Plan
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 22 August 2009 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/24/2009 2:49:31 PM PDT by John Semmens

In a conference call to over 1,000 religious leaders, President Barack Obama revealed what he called his “hole card” in the battle for passage of his health care reform.

“Opponents of my legislation may have the rich, the racists, the evil-mongers, and the ‘unAmericans’ on their side,” Obama contended. “But I have God on my side.”

The President asserted that “unlike our opponents who shy away from the tough issue of life and death, God and I have ‘partnered’ on this crucial issue. Who shall live and who shall die will be a joint decision.”

Obama cautioned against “letting the scaremongers deflect us from the righteous path. When the highest heavenly authority and the highest earthly authority are united, only those on the side of the devil will oppose us.”

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev) said he was “glad the President finally went public with what we’ve intuitively known all along” and that “in this titanic battle between good and evil we are justified in doing whatever it takes to ensure that this bill is passed.”

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TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics; Religion
KEYWORDS: god; obama; obamaandgod; reid; satire
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1 posted on 08/24/2009 2:49:32 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
Pravada
Delusional is just a word but in this case it fully describe "The Chosen One" !
2 posted on 08/24/2009 2:51:27 PM PDT by jongaltsr (Hope to See ya in Galt's Gulch.)
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To: John Semmens

Umm, no.

How much more ludicrous does Barry need to make himself out to be.

Yeah, next Obamacare supporters will be running ads with a “God Approved” stamp at the bottom right.


3 posted on 08/24/2009 2:52:02 PM PDT by cranked
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To: John Semmens

Obama must mean Mohammad, because nothing in the Christian Bible would support the gov’t determining when people should be treated or left to die.


4 posted on 08/24/2009 2:52:07 PM PDT by Son-Joshua (son-joshua)
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To: John Semmens

Mahdi.


5 posted on 08/24/2009 2:53:24 PM PDT by chris37
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To: John Semmens

Imagine the furor if Bush said such a thing


6 posted on 08/24/2009 2:53:43 PM PDT by omega4179 ( -14 and cratering.)
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To: John Semmens

The looting of America continues!


7 posted on 08/24/2009 2:53:44 PM PDT by Rockiette (Democrats are not intelligent)
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To: John Semmens

“But I have God on my side.”

And which one would that be?

Isn’t that the mantra of the Muslims as they blow up themselves, innocent people, and crash jumbo jets into buildings?


8 posted on 08/24/2009 2:54:00 PM PDT by Outlaw Woman (Hey............How's that Hope and Change Thingy workin' for ya?)
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To: Outlaw Woman

Satire story

I wish they would put them in the title of the article.


9 posted on 08/24/2009 2:55:44 PM PDT by listenhillary (We became community organizers and Obama and the Statists get p*ssed off at us?)
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To: John Semmens

Zero must have been talking to himself again while looking into a MIRROR!


10 posted on 08/24/2009 2:55:50 PM PDT by Kartographer (".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
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To: John Semmens

He is calling on someone that he doesn’t know to endorse his product.


11 posted on 08/24/2009 2:56:29 PM PDT by rightly_dividing
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Lawdy ... I have been to da mountain top and seen da burning bush ...

And the Lawd annointed me “Massa of da Human Race” ...


12 posted on 08/24/2009 2:56:53 PM PDT by Lmo56
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To: John Semmens
"Semi-satire"....

Fake, but accurate.
13 posted on 08/24/2009 2:58:03 PM PDT by 2sheds
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To: John Semmens

Yes I know this is satire.

But Obama would never give G-d’s opinion more credit than his own, even to lie about it.


14 posted on 08/24/2009 2:58:36 PM PDT by bvw
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To: John Semmens

The Bible says nothing about taking from one to give to another OBozo! The Koran does however say something about infidels, which you are assclown!


15 posted on 08/24/2009 2:59:15 PM PDT by albie
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To: listenhillary

LOL got me...

Well you know this guy has done so many things it’s a believable scenario


16 posted on 08/24/2009 2:59:37 PM PDT by Outlaw Woman (Hey............How's that Hope and Change Thingy workin' for ya?)
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To: jongaltsr

Must be the god of mohammed.

Certainly not mine...not for that ill thought out joke of a health care plan created by tax dodgers, law school flunkouts, hippy bombers, and assorted marshmallow majors carrying joke PhDs.


17 posted on 08/24/2009 2:59:54 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: listenhillary

Hush!


18 posted on 08/24/2009 3:00:04 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: John Semmens

BS, God would fry this POS on the spot if he ever stood in front of God. I don’t think he will get the chance though, I am pretty sure his soul will be going to the hot place.


19 posted on 08/24/2009 3:00:20 PM PDT by calex59
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To: John Semmens

Yesterday, the priest in my parish said that people were looking to the Federal Government for solutions from a leader who thought that he was “God”.

It was probably the most overtly political thing that I have ever heard from the homilist in a Catholic Church ~ it got a lot of laughs!


20 posted on 08/24/2009 3:00:48 PM PDT by incredulous joe ("Live Free or Fight")
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