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To: Notoriously Conservative
11) The defibrillator consist of a toaster and a fork.
To: Notoriously Conservative
“(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.”
HA!
3 posted on
08/24/2009 12:29:33 PM PDT by
Grunthor
To: Notoriously Conservative
11. You are on Medicaid, Medicare and or Medicare Part B
4 posted on
08/24/2009 12:30:44 PM PDT by
trumandogz
(The Democrats are driving us to Socialism at 100 MPH -The GOP is driving us to Socialism at 97.5 MPH)
To: Notoriously Conservative
Great list!
You call for an appointment and the first open date is 14 months away.
To: Notoriously Conservative; cabojoe; Conspiracy Guy; Lady Jag; glock rocks; MeekOneGOP; sam_paine; ...
LOL - deserving of a humor ping.
Pinging my humor ping list - freepmail me if you want on or off this list.
(This is usually a low volume ping, as I don’t search for humor threads, but I do ping when I find something really funny.)
7 posted on
08/24/2009 12:37:05 PM PDT by
RebelTex
To: Notoriously Conservative
9 posted on
08/24/2009 12:40:48 PM PDT by
dragonblustar
("... and if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler!" - Greg Gutfeld)
To: Notoriously Conservative
12- You’re handed a toe tag and asked to have a seat on the slab.
10 posted on
08/24/2009 12:42:17 PM PDT by
albie
To: Notoriously Conservative
11.)You’d like to save a copy of the Obama Health Care bill to your hard drive, but you can’t because your hard drive only has 20 GB of free space left.
To: Notoriously Conservative
You should get Dave Letterman to do this on his show.....ha!
To: Notoriously Conservative
13. The abortions are free but the waiting list is 10 months long.
[Stolen from P. J. O’Rourke.]
To: Notoriously Conservative
To save the environment, condoms will now be replaced by wallet sized photos of Helen Thomas or Michele Obama.
15 posted on
08/24/2009 12:50:21 PM PDT by
dragonblustar
("... and if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler!" - Greg Gutfeld)
To: Notoriously Conservative
Your doctor’s stethescope reads “Fisher-Price”
16 posted on
08/24/2009 12:53:33 PM PDT by
Zeppelin
(Where have you gone, Joe McCarthy, oh? A nation turns illiberel eyes to you...oo oo oo...)
To: Notoriously Conservative
Band-Aids now come in convenient rolls of various sizes and skin tones.
-PJ
17 posted on
08/24/2009 1:02:25 PM PDT by
Political Junkie Too
(This just in... Voting Republican is a Terrorist act!)
To: Notoriously Conservative
The only doctor on the list as allowed by your HMO is Dr. Jack Kevorkian.
20 posted on
08/24/2009 1:20:19 PM PDT by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
To: SweetiePalm
Sweetie Humor Ping.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
21 posted on
08/24/2009 1:21:57 PM PDT by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: Notoriously Conservative
And this was on Letterman? (kidding)
To: Notoriously Conservative
You are feeling run down and the Government gives you a 50 cent off coupon for a one-night stay at Holiday Inn Express.
24 posted on
08/24/2009 2:29:58 PM PDT by
OrioleFan
(Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July, democrats believe every day is April 15)
To: potlatch; ntnychik; Smartass; Boazo; Alamo-Girl; PhilDragoo; The Spirit Of Allegiance; JLO; ...
25 posted on
08/24/2009 2:53:45 PM PDT by
bitt
(“You can’t make a weak man strong by making a strong man weak.” (Abraham Lincoln))
To: Notoriously Conservative
26 posted on
08/24/2009 3:10:18 PM PDT by
paulycy
(Screw the RACErs.)
To: Notoriously Conservative
Mr Ditter had an appointment with our doctor today. He asked the doctor how he was going to handle obamacare. The doctor said “it will be good for you and for me”.
I think I am looking for a new doctor!
28 posted on
08/24/2009 5:51:06 PM PDT by
Ditter
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