ElRushbo Gives Me Townhall Protest Marching Orders

Feed Your ADHD ^ | 8/6/2009 | Dr. Dave

[bloodmeridian]

I was just about finished polishing the last of my 7,001 gold bars, doing what rich white racist community organizers do when shamelessly hording our money from the IRS to fund secretive political missions from K Street, when the phone rang.

“Dr. Dave, I presume?”

“Yep,” I said into the Bluetooth headset the Republican National Committee bought me last fall during the infamous “Barack Obama Is a Kenyan” rallies, aimlessly rubbing circles over the gleaming gold bar in my hand.

“This izzzz Elllll-Russsshhhbo.”

[Doogle]

...that collective paper bag explosion sound you hear popping is liberal heads imploding

[Salamander]

Ah, mockery...sharp, pointy verbal sticks.

Jab on.

[radioone]

Here’s a CNN Poll you might take: http://reportcard.cnn.com/

[Salamander]

You overestimate their intellect.

They’ll think it’s a real conversation that somehow got leaked...:)

[McGruff]

To: flag@whitehouse.gov

[Doogle]

They’ll think

who's overestimating?

[Salamander]

Well played.

Touche’..:)

[Doogle]

:)

[Roccus]

My anger is manufactured.................................in the Halls of Congress!

[Salamander]

I’d love to reply but I’m currently flat on the floor with a witty rapier sticking out of my chest....;-D

[Doogle]

*LOL*

[andy58-in-nh]

You know, yesterday I decided to obtain some "manufactured anger", but then I discovered it had all been outsourced to China.

Apparently, they are willing to get pissed off over far less money than we are. Figures.

[Republic]

Now THAT was an interesting poll...most informative!

[Salamander]

I’m thinking of writing a play called “Green Eggs and Hamlet”.

[Doogle]

catchy

[Mopp4]

Here’s a CNN Poll you might take: http://reportcard.cnn.com/

I checked out that poll and participated. Take a close look at the Nationwide results. CNN is reporting O's avg. grade as C- but if you look at the individual state results, almost all are reporting F as the highest percentage grade.
Something is fishy about this...should I report it to the WH ?

[Salamander]

More like goofy...:)

[Fawn]

Too funny..

[razorback-bert]

Yes, by all mean report CNN.

I plan to.