Posted on 07/24/2009 8:39:18 AM PDT by Notoriously Conservative
There are no really good Obama jokes out there, they are just too hard to find. I would like to have some funny ones to post on my site (notoriouslyconservative.com), so please share your best jokes. No racist ones though, we don't want the thread shut down.
I’ll start things out:
What do Miley Cyrus and Barack Obama have in common? They both attract young people with mindless verses.
Aye, that’s what we need! Gallows humor!
I have a good one.
Barack Obama is currently President of the United States.
Hussein is the personification of a joke. A very bad joke.
Who is the first U.S. President to call a law enforcement officer stupid?......Right!.....Stupid!
Why doesn’t Obama pray?
It’s impossible to read the teleprompter with your eyes closed.
A: Because it's white, and it works.
A: The portable teleprompter malfunctioned...
I’ll watch Letterman tonight and will report with all the new material on Monday.
Ha!
The joke is unfortunately on us, and it’s not a bit funny.
“Why doesn’t Obama pray?”
The telepromter reads all backwards in the mirror.
What is the difference between the Messiah Jesus and the ‘messiah’ Obama?
Jesus only had 12 apostles/disciples while Obama has 32+ czars.
Q: Why doesn’t Barack Obama pray?
A: He can’t read a teleprompter with his eyes closed.
Did you hear the latest about President Obama? So has he.
Q: Why does Obama want a 400% tax on Ibuprofen?
A: Because it’s light brown and works for 12 hours.
(Told to me by a Hispanic fella.)
My Fav.:)
Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama go to heaven,
God addresses Al first. ‘’Al, what do you believe in?’’
Al replies: “Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I’ve come to understand that now.’’
God thinks for a second and says:
“Very good. Come and sit at my left.’’
God then addresses Bill. “Bill, what do you believe in?’’
Bill replies: “I believe in forgiveness. I’ve sinned, but I’ve never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.’’
God thinks for a second and says:
“You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.’’
Then God addresses Barrack. “Barrack, what do you believe in?’’
He replies: “I believe you’re in my chair.”
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