[Notoriously Conservative]

I’ll start things out:

What do Miley Cyrus and Barack Obama have in common? They both attract young people with mindless verses.

[the invisib1e hand]

Aye, that’s what we need! Gallows humor!

[Fintan]

He IS a joke.

[HereInTheHeartland]

“so please share your best jokes”

I have a good one.
Barack Obama is currently President of the United States.

[Jagdgewehr]

Hussein is the personification of a joke. A very bad joke.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Who is the first U.S. President to call a law enforcement officer stupid?......Right!.....Stupid!

[SC DOC]

Why doesn’t Obama pray?

It’s impossible to read the teleprompter with your eyes closed.

[tacticalogic]

Q: Why does Obama want a 40% tax on aspirin?

A: Because it's white, and it works.

[central_va]

Q: Why couldn't Barak order a deli sandwich at the counter?

A: The portable teleprompter malfunctioned...

[MNDude]

I’ll watch Letterman tonight and will report with all the new material on Monday.

[bitterohiogunclinger]

The joke is unfortunately on us, and it’s not a bit funny.

[cranked]

What is the difference between the Messiah Jesus and the ‘messiah’ Obama?

Jesus only had 12 apostles/disciples while Obama has 32+ czars.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Q: Why doesn’t Barack Obama pray?
A: He can’t read a teleprompter with his eyes closed.

[Homer1]

Did you hear the latest about President Obama? So has he.

[fatima]

My Fav.:)

Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama go to heaven,

God addresses Al first. ‘’Al, what do you believe in?’’

Al replies: “Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I’ve come to understand that now.’’

God thinks for a second and says:

“Very good. Come and sit at my left.’’

God then addresses Bill. “Bill, what do you believe in?’’

Bill replies: “I believe in forgiveness. I’ve sinned, but I’ve never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.’’

God thinks for a second and says:

“You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.’’

Then God addresses Barrack. “Barrack, what do you believe in?’’

He replies: “I believe you’re in my chair.”

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Q: How is God like Barack Obama?
A: God doesn’t believe in Barack Obama either.

Q: What is the difference between God and Barack Obama?
A: God doesn’t think he’s Barack Obama.

[SC DOC]

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President Barack Hussein Obama = A Democrat speaks inane rubbish

[central_va]

Q: Why did Obama let his daughter ware a 'peace' sign t-shirt in public?

A: The Che-Guevera t-shirt was still in the laundry...

[SC DOC]

Q. Why doesn’t Barack drink Pepsi?

A. He thinks that things go better with coke.

[Jen]

Here ya go! Daily Obama Jokes: http://twitter.com/dailyobamajokes