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DUmmie FUnnies 07-21-09 (QAHCAA Panic Attack In KOmmieland)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 21, 2009 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/21/2009 5:04:07 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Interesting. Rush was a big reason why Health Care Scam I was derailed in 1994 and it looks like he will be repeating the performance (aided by the Internet this time) this year. The more people that learn about the Obama QAHCAA (Quality, Affordable Health Coverage for All Americans---official title) plan, the more the opposition grows. Therefore time is NOT on their side which is why the KOmmies are now in a state of panic as you can see in this THREAD, "This is THEIR Waterloo...in the Class War." So let us now watch the KOmmies watch their plan sink beneath the Water-loo in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, also now wearing the hat of humor columnist at the Canada Free Press, is in the [barackets]:

"Breaking," This is THEIR Waterloo...in the Class War

[And this is what QAHCAA is all about to the KOmmies---class war.]

If we're able to stop Obama on this, it will be his Waterloo. It will break him."

[And it will be OUR victory party.]

Yeah, that is true. IF you the Republicans and Blue Dogs and the Insurance and Big Pharma Industries are indeed able to stop Obama from giving the 75% of Americans what they want and desperately need... It will break him. Just as it broke Clinton and forced him in to the middle to please republicans....who then paid him back for compromising by impeaching him. This IS Obama's issue. If he loses, if WE lose, Health Care it will damage his Presidency and the rest of his agenda severely, just as it did with Clinton. But, um......what if he, what if WE, win? They are throwing absolutely everything they have onto the battlefield to stop Health Care.

[It sure didn't help when the Senate accurately gave it the acronym of QAHCAA. The rest of this KOmmie's rant is the typical KOmmie class war routine so let us skip over it to the reaction from the rest of the KOmmies...]

Silver bullets and wooden stakes. Those bastards aren't human.

[Attack of the Zombie Republicans!!!]

The enemy in this war is artificial person -- the alien life form known as corporations. This is an undeclared war of one cancerous, anomalous life form (corporations) against all other living things, including the planet Gaia itself. Which issue can you find in which the corporations -- mega-banks, insurance, pharmaceuticals, the military-industrial complex, media giants, energy giants, polluters, strip miners, ad infinitum -- are not the enemy? This is the underlying truth of all Progressive causes -- the enemy is the corporation, artificial life. It is devouring all that we love and hold dear. We are engaged in The War of the Worlds, like it or not. And the government is a tool of the enemy. But this alien life form cannot live outside the petri dish of government subsidies. This slime feeds on our blood, and we need to remove the food source. De-privatizing is the right and only way.

[It sounds like you are engaged in the War of the Weirds.]

Why not single payer? you know -its our only shot at REAL affordability and universality.. why are they blowing it? Why the lies?

[But...but how could the Blessed Barack lie?]

I called Evan Bayh yesterday. I gave them an earful. That he needed to stop his foot dragging and show some leadership, was he a Democrat or not???? Call Evan Bayh. I told him we dems were watching all the dems and how they vote. The person I talked to listened, really listened. Call, call, call. Didn't hurt to say I was a contributor to Act Blue, which I am. or to tell a personal story, which I did.

[You just picked up the phone and got Evan Bayh on the other end? Riiiiiight.]

F*cking Blue Dogs! They'd rather continue to pocket healthcare lobbyist cash than pass a good healthcare bill and retain a strong Dem majority in congress in 2010. I am soooo f*cking pissed!

[Want a hankie?]

They don't have troops on the ground. WE have troops on the ground and I'm one of them. Going to an Obama healthcare meeting on Thursday w/ a field organizer and other canvassers. WE ARE the troops on the grounds. They have their corporations and their money and their scare tactics. The troops on the ground (US) helped win the election and we can help win this, too! Let's do it!

[I'll give you some tin soldiers you can play with in the sandbox]

Obama has POWER. He doesn't have to beat his chest and talk about how much political capital he has, or how he's got some kind of mandate to do whatever. He just has to say he won't campaign for you, or worse, that he's going to support your opponent, or even worse, that he's going to find somebody to primary you and ask all his backers (that's US) to support them. My bet is that's what's going on now, with those in the Congress who are hesitant to get on board with health reform.

[Obama is empowered by his teleprompter.]

This is a battle we can and will win! We won't be intimidated this time!

[Declared Deputy Dawg.]

I think the fate of the entire progressive agenda is at stake here. Too many "reforms" have been bogus or half-assed. I say we march on DC for a veto if he tries to pass another bait and switch off.

[Forward MARCH!!!]

Obama must be our Iron Duke and Marshall Blucher combined..and toss in Richard Sharpe of "Sharpe's Waterloo" (B Cornwell) and Horatio Hornblower to boot. We can break them here, on this ground.

[Obama will be more like your Burnside and Hooker.]


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KEYWORDS: barackobama; healthcare; kommies; qahcaa
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To: PJ-Comix
The orcs smell the ents coming for them.
21 posted on 07/21/2009 6:07:25 PM PDT by Cheburashka (Nanny states don't come cheap.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Obama couldn’t polish Sharpe’s boots. And Sean Bean is WAY hotter, too.


22 posted on 07/21/2009 6:14:27 PM PDT by nina0113
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To: nina0113

he’s all right, I like the mop-headed hobbit better.


23 posted on 07/21/2009 6:20:06 PM PDT by musicbymuzak
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To: PJ-Comix

LOL!

There was a waterfront resort near our hometown when I was a teen. We used to crash weddings there all the time! They are generally large affairs, with lots of confusion and plenty of opportunities to stroll in, grab a bottle of champagne, dance with the pretty girls, and beat a leisurely retreat.

Didja ever notice how horny girls get at weddings? ;’}


24 posted on 07/21/2009 6:26:37 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: PJ-Comix

“We are engaged in The War of the Worlds, like it or not. And the government is a tool of the enemy.’

Uh...is that the same Government that you want to run your health care?


25 posted on 07/21/2009 6:31:32 PM PDT by RatsDawg
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To: PJ-Comix
The enemy in this war is artificial person -- the alien life form known as corporations Government. This is an undeclared war of one cancerous, anomalous life form (corporations) (Government) against all other living things, including the planet Gaia Earth, starting with the USA, itself.
26 posted on 07/21/2009 6:38:26 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: PJ-Comix

To hear Obama compared to Richard Sharpe of “Sharpes Rifles” (and numerous other books) is absolutely disgusting.

And it tells us how delusional these people are.


27 posted on 07/21/2009 7:07:24 PM PDT by Miss Marple
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To: PJ-Comix

Good one!!! Well done. Their supply of humor is never lacking.


28 posted on 07/21/2009 9:43:32 PM PDT by mojitojoe (All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Obama must be our Iron Duke and Marshall Blucher combined...

Somebody is missing the metaphor here. There's only one character in this little passion play who could possibly be Napoleon.


29 posted on 07/21/2009 9:56:06 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: PJ-Comix
It is always amazing to me at how the Left claim to be anti-war but when it comes to dealing with their own countrymen the language they most often use is that of war.
30 posted on 07/21/2009 10:40:58 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (...and never forget that!)
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson; Purrcival; KJC1; gardencatz

I haven’t been paying much attention to the Bostonian Drunkard lately, P-J, although I guess I should.

I recently encountered the piano-playing primitive, the sensitive lad, the “goodboy” primitive, while roaming around Skins’s island. He didn’t say what kind of work he’s doing now, but mentioned he’s no longer in Columbus. He’s still in Ohio, but somewhere near West Virginia, in the southeastern part of Ohio.

Fat Che, as you probably already know, is going to have to look for a job, despite the time-consuming chore of managing the Rancid Rhodes web-site with all its enormous traffic; his wife lost her job. And Fat Che neglected to make some mortgage payments on his house.

Doug’s ex-wife has gotten herself tangled up in various sorts of lies on Skins’s island lately, and the primitives have been quick to catch on to them.


31 posted on 07/22/2009 2:34:11 AM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in service to humanity)
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To: PJ-Comix
If we're able to stop Obama on this, it will be his Waterloo. It will break him."

obama is a total failure. obama is a total failure. obama is a total failure. obama is a total failure. obama is a total failure. obama is a total failure. obama is a total failure. obama is a total failure. obama is a total failure.


This IS Obama's issue. If he loses, if WE lose, Health Care it will damage his Presidency and the rest of his agenda severely, just as it did with Clinton.

obama is still a total failure. obama is still a total failure. obama is still a total failure. obama is still a total failure. obama is still a total failure. obama is still a total failure. obama is still a total failure.


. . . And the government is a tool of the enemy. . .

[It sounds like you are engaged in the War of the Weirds.]

Hey DUmmies, you voted for MORE government in 2008. Now, STHU.


I called Evan Bayh yesterday. I gave them an earful. . . . The person I talked to listened, really listened.

[You just picked up the phone and got Evan Bayh on the other end? Riiiiiight.]

them = more than one person. . The person = single person. Which is it DUmmie?


WE have troops ACORN on the ground and I'm one of them.

Gestapo scare tactics are working behind the scenes.


He just has to say he won't campaign for you, or worse, that he's going to support your opponent, or even worse, that he's going to find somebody to primary you and ask all his backers (that's US) to support them.

Can you say BLACKMAIL?


My bet is that's what's going on now, with those in the Congress who are hesitant to get on board with health reform.

My bet is that all those bluedogs are worried about getting reelected.

32 posted on 07/22/2009 4:41:01 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Jimmy Carter - now the second worst POTUS ever. BHO has #1 spot in his sights.)
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To: PJ-Comix
This is an undeclared war of one cancerous, anomalous life form (corporations) against all other living things, including the planet Gaia itself. Which issue can you find in which the corporations -- mega-banks, insurance, pharmaceuticals, the military-industrial complex, media giants, energy giants, polluters, strip miners, ad infinitum -- are not the enemy? This is the underlying truth of all Progressive causes -- the enemy is the corporation, artificial life. It is devouring all that we love and hold dear. We are engaged in The War of the Worlds, like it or not. And the government is a tool of the enemy. But this alien life form cannot live outside the petri dish of government subsidies. This slime feeds on our blood, and we need to remove the food source. De-privatizing is the right and only way.

Oh, boy, this one is off his meds fer sure.

33 posted on 07/22/2009 4:58:11 AM PDT by bcsco (When Obama mentioned shovel ready jobs, I never thought he might be thinking of graves.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Obama must be our Iron Duke and Marshall Blucher combined..and toss in Richard Sharpe of "Sharpe's Waterloo" (B Cornwell) and Horatio Hornblower to boot. We can break them here, on this ground.

[Obama will be more like your Burnside and Hooker.]

It's shaping up to be another Little Big Horn. Or Hitler's Stalingrad, or Hitler's Bastogne, or the Graf Spee, or, worse yet, the Bismark...

34 posted on 07/22/2009 5:07:38 AM PDT by bcsco (When Obama mentioned shovel ready jobs, I never thought he might be thinking of graves.)
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To: Uncle Miltie
There is no Government Program anywhere that is so efficiently run that it is a model for Health Care. Government screws up absolutely everything it touches.

No kidding. The reason is that the government has no competition, since they can just print more money that is worth almost nothing now.

Also, like the military saying puts it: "Always remember, your weapon was made by the lowest bidder".

I don't want to have my health insurance provided by the lowest bidder.

35 posted on 07/22/2009 5:20:42 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Jimmy Carter - now the second worst POTUS ever. BHO has #1 spot in his sights.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Obama must be our Iron Duke and Marshall Blucher combined

More like Frau Blucher (cue: horse whinney)!

36 posted on 07/22/2009 6:15:36 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Palin shrugged.)
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To: PJ-Comix
and toss in Richard Sharpe of "Sharpe's Waterloo" (B Cornwell) and Horatio Hornblower to boot.

I see the DUmmies are trying to recruit Larry Sinclair to their side!

37 posted on 07/22/2009 6:17:20 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Palin shrugged.)
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To: PJ-Comix
practice for another wedding I'm planning to crash for real in October

Dude, are you crashing for the same goal as the movie? What does the wifey think about that?

38 posted on 07/22/2009 6:19:03 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Palin shrugged.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Hey KOmmies, your boy doesn’t even know what is in the bill. He admitted it during a conference call with your sick ilk!

I will say this again, and I mean every word:

So, when this “health care for all” crap passes, right now the legislation states that it will be illegal to sell private policies over the date of passage. It also says that HSA’s will no longer be allowed. That means that my current policy will no longer be allowed and neither I nor my employer will be allowed to privately purchase an alternative.

I will not accept the “public option” that I will be dictated to join. I will not give the government control over my physical body. I will not pay their fines, I will not surrender to the impending warrant for my arrest. When they knock on my door, I will not answer. When they kick it in, I will make the news.

How’s that for unification, libtards? You loons are currently legislating my death. I will chose the terms and I will bring as many of you along as possible!


39 posted on 07/22/2009 8:50:30 AM PDT by CSM (Business is too big too fail... Government is too big to succeed... I am too small to matter...)
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To: CSM
The amazing thing is that these DU loons apparently believe that 75% of average Americans want this debacle. Gallup and others show more than 60% opposed because they fear losing coverage they like and hate the higher taxes this monster will require. It is radicalization blindness, I suppose. Sheesh.
40 posted on 07/22/2009 10:55:55 AM PDT by TheGeezer
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