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DUmmie FUnnies 07-21-09 (QAHCAA Panic Attack In KOmmieland)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 21, 2009 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/21/2009 5:04:07 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Interesting. Rush was a big reason why Health Care Scam I was derailed in 1994 and it looks like he will be repeating the performance (aided by the Internet this time) this year. The more people that learn about the Obama QAHCAA (Quality, Affordable Health Coverage for All Americans---official title) plan, the more the opposition grows. Therefore time is NOT on their side which is why the KOmmies are now in a state of panic as you can see in this THREAD, "This is THEIR Waterloo...in the Class War." So let us now watch the KOmmies watch their plan sink beneath the Water-loo in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, also now wearing the hat of humor columnist at the Canada Free Press, is in the [barackets]:

"Breaking," This is THEIR Waterloo...in the Class War

[And this is what QAHCAA is all about to the KOmmies---class war.]

If we're able to stop Obama on this, it will be his Waterloo. It will break him."

[And it will be OUR victory party.]

Yeah, that is true. IF you the Republicans and Blue Dogs and the Insurance and Big Pharma Industries are indeed able to stop Obama from giving the 75% of Americans what they want and desperately need... It will break him. Just as it broke Clinton and forced him in to the middle to please republicans....who then paid him back for compromising by impeaching him. This IS Obama's issue. If he loses, if WE lose, Health Care it will damage his Presidency and the rest of his agenda severely, just as it did with Clinton. But, um......what if he, what if WE, win? They are throwing absolutely everything they have onto the battlefield to stop Health Care.

[It sure didn't help when the Senate accurately gave it the acronym of QAHCAA. The rest of this KOmmie's rant is the typical KOmmie class war routine so let us skip over it to the reaction from the rest of the KOmmies...]

Silver bullets and wooden stakes. Those bastards aren't human.

[Attack of the Zombie Republicans!!!]

The enemy in this war is artificial person -- the alien life form known as corporations. This is an undeclared war of one cancerous, anomalous life form (corporations) against all other living things, including the planet Gaia itself. Which issue can you find in which the corporations -- mega-banks, insurance, pharmaceuticals, the military-industrial complex, media giants, energy giants, polluters, strip miners, ad infinitum -- are not the enemy? This is the underlying truth of all Progressive causes -- the enemy is the corporation, artificial life. It is devouring all that we love and hold dear. We are engaged in The War of the Worlds, like it or not. And the government is a tool of the enemy. But this alien life form cannot live outside the petri dish of government subsidies. This slime feeds on our blood, and we need to remove the food source. De-privatizing is the right and only way.

[It sounds like you are engaged in the War of the Weirds.]

Why not single payer? you know -its our only shot at REAL affordability and universality.. why are they blowing it? Why the lies?

[But...but how could the Blessed Barack lie?]

I called Evan Bayh yesterday. I gave them an earful. That he needed to stop his foot dragging and show some leadership, was he a Democrat or not???? Call Evan Bayh. I told him we dems were watching all the dems and how they vote. The person I talked to listened, really listened. Call, call, call. Didn't hurt to say I was a contributor to Act Blue, which I am. or to tell a personal story, which I did.

[You just picked up the phone and got Evan Bayh on the other end? Riiiiiight.]

F*cking Blue Dogs! They'd rather continue to pocket healthcare lobbyist cash than pass a good healthcare bill and retain a strong Dem majority in congress in 2010. I am soooo f*cking pissed!

[Want a hankie?]

They don't have troops on the ground. WE have troops on the ground and I'm one of them. Going to an Obama healthcare meeting on Thursday w/ a field organizer and other canvassers. WE ARE the troops on the grounds. They have their corporations and their money and their scare tactics. The troops on the ground (US) helped win the election and we can help win this, too! Let's do it!

[I'll give you some tin soldiers you can play with in the sandbox]

Obama has POWER. He doesn't have to beat his chest and talk about how much political capital he has, or how he's got some kind of mandate to do whatever. He just has to say he won't campaign for you, or worse, that he's going to support your opponent, or even worse, that he's going to find somebody to primary you and ask all his backers (that's US) to support them. My bet is that's what's going on now, with those in the Congress who are hesitant to get on board with health reform.

[Obama is empowered by his teleprompter.]

This is a battle we can and will win! We won't be intimidated this time!

[Declared Deputy Dawg.]

I think the fate of the entire progressive agenda is at stake here. Too many "reforms" have been bogus or half-assed. I say we march on DC for a veto if he tries to pass another bait and switch off.

[Forward MARCH!!!]

Obama must be our Iron Duke and Marshall Blucher combined..and toss in Richard Sharpe of "Sharpe's Waterloo" (B Cornwell) and Horatio Hornblower to boot. We can break them here, on this ground.

[Obama will be more like your Burnside and Hooker.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; healthcare; kommies; qahcaa
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We have an invitation to the wedding of my wife's cousin (now serving in the army in Afghanistan) in September. I am planning to crash the wedding without using the invitation as practice for another wedding I'm planning to crash for real in October.
1 posted on 07/21/2009 5:04:07 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 07/21/2009 5:05:28 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: PJ-Comix

Bump


3 posted on 07/21/2009 5:05:49 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (This tagline excerpted. To read more, click on MyOverratedBlog.com)
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To: PJ-Comix

In!


4 posted on 07/21/2009 5:08:22 PM PDT by ConservativeMind (The UN has never won a war, nor a conflict, but liberals want it to rule all militaries.)
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To: PJ-Comix

5? 6?


5 posted on 07/21/2009 5:10:33 PM PDT by Budge (Who will protect us from the protectors?)
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To: PJ-Comix

I saw the acronym and immediately assigned its pronunciation as “CACA.”


6 posted on 07/21/2009 5:11:08 PM PDT by musicbymuzak
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To: PJ-Comix

I’m still amused by the very ill-considered acronym.

In Massachussetts, it’ll be MA-QAHCAA. Quick, somebody call George Allen, lol.


7 posted on 07/21/2009 5:11:13 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10!


8 posted on 07/21/2009 5:11:39 PM PDT by Poser (Typed on my Woot-off $169 Asus Web Book (Linux of course))
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To: PJ-Comix

Congrats on the CFP gig. You’re good enough.


9 posted on 07/21/2009 5:14:57 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I AM JIM THOMPSON!)
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To: PJ-Comix

practice for another wedding I’m planning to crash for real in October.


hahaha... that will be awesome. :-D


10 posted on 07/21/2009 5:16:41 PM PDT by kenth
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To: PJ-Comix

very nice


11 posted on 07/21/2009 5:20:45 PM PDT by GeronL (UnitedCitizen.Blogspot.Com --------- United Citizens Nation! ------------- Join Today!)
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"I think the fate of the entire progressive agenda is at stake here"

They're right. Hopefully (and with work) they will fail.

But in the end they will fail anyway. There is no Government Program anywhere that is so efficiently run that it is a model for Health Care. Government screws up absolutely everything it touches.

Friederich Hayek (Nobel Prize Winning Economist) tells us why: Bureaucrats cannot learn from their mistakes. Bureaucrats' mistakes are foisted onto other people, and there is not a self-correcting of LEARNING FROM MISTAKES.

12 posted on 07/21/2009 5:21:32 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (It's the spending, stupid!)
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To: PJ-Comix

QAHCAA - rhymes with ‘caca’


13 posted on 07/21/2009 5:31:54 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (Big government more or less guarantees rule by creeps and misfits.)
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beat you to it ;) I think we now know why the fan isn’t even spinning anymore :)


14 posted on 07/21/2009 5:35:22 PM PDT by musicbymuzak
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To: PJ-Comix
Obama must be our Iron Duke and Marshall Blucher combined..and toss in Richard Sharpe of "Sharpe's Waterloo" (B Cornwell) and Horatio Hornblower to boot. We can break them here, on this ground.

I'm thinking Col. Custer at his last stand.

15 posted on 07/21/2009 5:36:36 PM PDT by hsalaw
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"This slime feeds on our blood, and we need to remove the food source."

I kinda like the sound of that. Open up a vein and flush it down the toilet.

16 posted on 07/21/2009 5:38:45 PM PDT by Jaxter (Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum.)
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I think we now know why the fan isn’t even spinning anymore :)

LOL!

17 posted on 07/21/2009 5:40:08 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (Big government more or less guarantees rule by creeps and misfits.)
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To: musicbymuzak

QAHCAA. Pronounced “Quack-ah”. Not to be confused with “Aflac”.


18 posted on 07/21/2009 5:43:24 PM PDT by 6SJ7 (atlasShruggedInd: ON)
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The more people that learn about the Obama QAHCAA

Seems like all of Obama's initiatives should be homonyms for "kaka"

19 posted on 07/21/2009 5:45:40 PM PDT by Dr.Deth
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QAHCAA

Is that the spelling of hillary's laugh?

20 posted on 07/21/2009 5:52:28 PM PDT by fso301
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