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School Board Institutes Mandatory “Gay Studies” for Kindergartners
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 30 May 2009 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/02/2009 12:20:14 PM PDT by John Semmens

The Unified School District of Alameda California has ordered its kindergarten curriculum to incorporate a lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgendered (LGBT) lesson for grades kindergarten through five. The lesson is to be compulsory. That is, parents will not have the right to opt their kids out of the program.

Ron Mooney, the School Board Vice President, explained that “the curriculum had to be made mandatory in order to provide a balanced education. Our society is saturated with heterosexual propaganda and social pressure. Some of the worst of it comes from children’s parents themselves. To let parents take their children out of class during this lesson would reaffirm their absolute authority to impose their views on their children.”

Mooney said that “forcing all children to participate liberates them from parental mind-control and the bigotry it spawns. Children need to be exposed to alternative lifestyles before they become ‘hard-wired’ to conform to so-called social norms. We need to reach them when they are ‘plastic’ enough to receive new ideas so they can freely choose their lifestyle without undue outside interference.”

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TOPICS: Education; Health/Medicine; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: childrights; insanity; perversion; satire; sex
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To: John Semmens

And the mass exodus out of California continues...


21 posted on 06/02/2009 12:36:37 PM PDT by cranked
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To: al baby

that is hope and change.


22 posted on 06/02/2009 12:39:35 PM PDT by genghis
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To: John Semmens

Heh, almost had me there for a second, Mr. Semmens.

Fine work, as always. :-)


23 posted on 06/02/2009 12:47:46 PM PDT by DemforBush (Somebody wake me when sanity has returned to the nation.)
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To: Little Pig
Satire today. Tomorrow reality.

Wish it weren't so but isn't this the same school district that does want to have anti-gay bullying lectures (for real) for children starting in kindergarten?

24 posted on 06/02/2009 12:49:43 PM PDT by 3catsanadog (I plan to give the new President the same respect and dignity the other side gave Bush.)
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To: John Semmens

Might as well just send the text to the Boston Globe for when that actually happens up here in Mass. Only a matter of time.


25 posted on 06/02/2009 12:57:26 PM PDT by OpeEdMunkey (We seem to have reached a critical mass of stupid people.)
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To: John Semmens

John, your satires are becoming a bit like the quatrains of Nostradamus. Given the seeming willingness of Americans to relinquish their liberty to statist thugs, I feel we’re heading for a society in which everything that isn’t forbidden will be ‘mandatory.’


26 posted on 06/02/2009 12:59:07 PM PDT by VR-21 (The election of Barack Obama was a hate crime.)
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To: TruthConquers

“Actually, this first paragraph is accurate.”

Am aware, thank you.

John’s satire in this one is actually IMO more like sarcasm as his presentation of the fictional dialogue is quite accurate to the Leftist mindset. Precisely what those sorts would argue should one bother to waste time doing so.

John’s talent is not only his writings IMO, but exposing the mindset if you will of the torqued Leftist life forms.


27 posted on 06/02/2009 1:00:32 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists...Call 'em What you Will, They ALL have Fairies Living In Their Trees.)
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To: al baby

There are those that call propaganda the truth; and call truth propaganda!

“I am afraid that the schools will prove the very gates of hell, unless they deligently labor in expressing the Holy Scriptures and engraving them in the hearts of the youth.”
~~Martin Luther

Dr. Benjamin Rush (1745-1813) was one of the youngest signers of the Declaration of Independence in 1776. Taught why the Bible should be taught in schools; and what the consquences would be if we did not.

I suppose the reason we have always taught heteralsexuality, because it has always worked, and for the good welfare of all the peoples of our nation.


28 posted on 06/02/2009 1:07:08 PM PDT by LetMarch (If a man knows the right way to live, and does not live it, there is no greater coward. (Anonyous)
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To: brytlea

It’s not fake news. The gay curriculum is real.

see...

Gay Curriculum Proposal Riles Elementary School Parents
Fox News ^ | May 22, 200 | Katle Landan

A group of parents in a California school district say they are being bullied by school administrators into accepting a new curriculum that addresses bullying, respect and acceptance — and that includes compulsory lessons about the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender community that will be taught to children as young as 5 years old.

The parents from the Unified School District in Alameda, a suburb of San Francisco and Oakland, say these issues are best learned at home and most definitely are not age-appropriate for elementary school children.

The parents are also angry that they will not be allowed to keep their children out of the classes.

“I believe these children are far too young to be learning about what these issues mean,” said Alaina Stewart, who has three children who attend elementary school in Alameda. “These are adult issues and they are being thrust upon the children.”

But the school board says otherwise, and its attorneys say that if the curriculum is adopted, the parents will have no legal right to remove their children from class when the lessons are being taught.

“By not allowing kids to opt out,” says David Kirwin, who has two children in the system, “the school district is violating a First Amendment right for those who have a religion that doesn’t support homosexuality.”

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29 posted on 06/02/2009 1:37:42 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: TruthConquers

I thought so....


30 posted on 06/02/2009 1:47:33 PM PDT by brytlea (Jesus loves me, this I know.)
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To: rockinqsranch

Yep.

It is so close to real, you have to wonder if this is what the far left REALLY says to their friends, but no one dares to report it.


31 posted on 06/02/2009 1:47:40 PM PDT by TruthConquers (Delendae sunt publici scholae)
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To: John Semmens

Thank you, I thought it was...


32 posted on 06/02/2009 1:48:06 PM PDT by brytlea (Jesus loves me, this I know.)
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the curriculum had to be made mandatory in order to provide a balanced education

You mean, in order to brainwash them at the earliest possible age.

33 posted on 06/02/2009 1:49:09 PM PDT by my_pointy_head_is_sharp (We're living in the Dark Ages.)
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To: John Semmens

“So Johnny, have you noticed where to install the batteries on the Gay Bob doll?”


34 posted on 06/02/2009 1:51:08 PM PDT by gathersnomoss (General George Patton had it right.)
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To: John Semmens

I’d be homeschooling if moving wasn’t an opportune option.


35 posted on 06/02/2009 2:00:17 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: TruthConquers

“It is so close to real, you have to wonder if this is what the far left REALLY says to their friends,....”

Guaranteed it’s what they say. The word “plastic” in the one fictitious bit of dialogue would more than likely be “malleable” IMO, but yes that is what they think and openly discuss to my experience.


36 posted on 06/02/2009 2:22:56 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists...Call 'em What you Will, They ALL have Fairies Living In Their Trees.)
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