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Man vs. Machine: The Death Row Inmate Who Turned His Toilet Into an Electric Chair
Gizmodo ^ | 21 May 2009 | Gizmodo

Posted on 05/22/2009 12:19:14 PM PDT by MyTwoCopperCoins




Michael Anderson Godwin was a murderer. He was awaiting South Carolina's electric chair in 1989 when he decided to fix his TV set while sitting on his cell's metal toilet. You can probably see where this is going.

Being on death row is lonely, so having a TV is important to your sanity. Godwin's was on the fritz, so he decided to multitask by trying to fix it was using the commode.

The last stupid decision of his life was to bite down on an exposed wire in the plugged-in TV while sitting on the metal toilet. He was electrocuted instantly, making his own kind of electric chair and saving the state the trouble.

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1 posted on 05/22/2009 12:19:14 PM PDT by MyTwoCopperCoins
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins

Darwin award


2 posted on 05/22/2009 12:20:21 PM PDT by yldstrk (My heros have always been cowboys--Reagan and Bush)
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins

LOL. Proves it is so hard to make things idiot proof...Idiots are so darn ingenious......LOL


3 posted on 05/22/2009 12:21:38 PM PDT by jakerobins
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To: yldstrk

Technically no, since being in jail he was unable to procreate anyway.


4 posted on 05/22/2009 12:22:27 PM PDT by omega4179 (Boycott government communist tractor factories!)
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins

The Onion and Scrappleface couldn’t of done better with this one.


5 posted on 05/22/2009 12:22:47 PM PDT by johnthebaptistmoore (Conservatives obey the rules. Leftists cheat. Who probably has the political advantage?)
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins

Wow! I bet that shocked the $%*t outta him!


6 posted on 05/22/2009 12:23:36 PM PDT by OB1kNOb (I'm all for cap & trade. I want to cap government's power and trade it for a conservative one.)
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins

I hope these are being installed in all death row cells...along with defective TV sets...


7 posted on 05/22/2009 12:24:18 PM PDT by jessduntno (July 4th, 2009. Washington DC. Gadsden Flags. Be There.)
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins

I love happy endings.


8 posted on 05/22/2009 12:26:26 PM PDT by Dog Gone
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins

Never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.

For you, sitting there, while you pee.

RIP
Rest in pee.


9 posted on 05/22/2009 12:27:55 PM PDT by Sax
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To: windcliff

ping


10 posted on 05/22/2009 12:29:52 PM PDT by stylecouncilor (The black man is keeping me down!)
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins
this story is a real smile bringer

I hereby present Michael Anderson Godwin with the ‘Uncle Louie Bone Turlit Award, retroactively for 1989’

21 Flush SALUTE

Its a Sicilian message, it means Michael Anderson Godwin sleeps with the toilet fish.

11 posted on 05/22/2009 12:31:35 PM PDT by Vaquero ("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins; upchuck; SC Swamp Fox; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; ...
No need to bury him - just flush.


12 posted on 05/22/2009 12:31:36 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Israel is built on rock. Arabia is built on sand.)
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins

Oh crap!


13 posted on 05/22/2009 12:32:47 PM PDT by colorado tanker ("Lastly, I'd like to apologize for America's disproportionate response to Pearl Harbor . . . ")
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To: omega4179
since being in jail he was unable to procreate anyway.

Some states allow conjugal visits.

14 posted on 05/22/2009 12:35:58 PM PDT by Michael.SF. ("They're not Americans. They're liberals! "-- Ann Coulter, May 15, 2008)
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To: yldstrk

so when is the hearing date for the widow’s $30 million lawsuit against the prison system and metal toilet manufacturer?


15 posted on 05/22/2009 12:36:58 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins

I peed myself laughing...

:)


16 posted on 05/22/2009 12:37:01 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins
Please quit posting content from this website into the News forum...

Bloggers only...

17 posted on 05/22/2009 12:37:35 PM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins

Best electric chair ever!


18 posted on 05/22/2009 12:37:42 PM PDT by CodeToad (If it weren't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable!)
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins

Did the TV shocked the sh1+ out of him?


19 posted on 05/22/2009 12:37:57 PM PDT by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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To: Tennessee Nana

Just don’t do that while working on an electric appliance.


20 posted on 05/22/2009 12:38:56 PM PDT by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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