(Urgent Request) Hawaiian Hitchhiker (Made From Lava)

Backwood Indian | May 17, 2009 | appleseed

[appleseed]

I've had enough of this stupid idiotic thing in my house. Wife bought it at a garage sale for $0.25. I first found it in my truck and coundn't believe my eyes. Threw it away and the next day saw it in the kitchen. Threw it away again then found it in the middle of a flower arrangement. Threw it away again then found the stupid thing with a candle in it on my my table by my chair. Wife says it's a piece of art made from Hawaii lava. I say it's a piece of junk. She says most people would love to have it in their house. I think she's lost it. All I need is one person to agree with me and I can put an end to this nightmare with a bullet through this Hawaiian piece of lava.

[appleseed]

Maybe I shoud donate it to the White House collection of art because they are the only ones that could appreciate something so stupid.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Please Help Keep The Lights On

[goat granny]

LOL That piece of art must love you, it cannot let you go...it is bewitched..

[Redcitizen]

Stick it in the gas grill with the other lava rocks.

[WIladyconservative]

Ugly. Butt Ugly.

[Jemian]

I agree with you.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

It could be a rare traditional native artifact from Kenya!

[Wissa]

The only way to get rid of it is to go to Hawaii and throw it back into the volcano.

[Moose Burger]

First, no need to waste a bullet, you never know when you might need it. Second, explosives are more fun. If it comes from a volcano, that’s the natural course of action. Don’t forget to put it on youtube.

[appleseed]

Thank God! Double 00 buck through it tomorrow. If there’s anything left, I’ll post pictures.

[WorkingClassFilth]

That ain’t no artwork from Hawaii - that there is pure Black Feet indian handicraft. I knowed it soon as I saw the picture.

[HereInTheHeartland]

Don’t throw it away; take it to a art appraiser. It looks to be a rare Polynesian artifact.
It could be worth 10’s of thousands of dollars.

[The_Sword_of_Groo]

I wonder if that works for all bits of flotsam from Hawaii?

[Aliska]

I don't care for the big toe sticking up. It's not such a bad piece considering a lot of hand work was put into it, carving and polishing all that up.

Even though they may have made them by the hundreds, it would be a shame to throw it away.

Maybe you could find a spot for it in the garden?

[Dysart]

Clearly art. Here's mine, also from Hawaiian lava. Sorry but it's a real keeper... I'll call mine "Ranzo"

[cripplecreek]

Threw it away and the next day saw it in the kitchen. Threw it away again then found it in the middle of a flower arrangement. Threw it away again then found the stupid thing with a candle in it on my my table by my chair.

Something's afoot.

[ArcadeQuarters]

It’s junk.

[appleseed]

That ain’t no artwork from Hawaii - that there is pure Black Feet indian handicraft. I knowed it soon as I saw the picture.

You have got to be kidding Me!!! Wife is Black Foot more than most (No Kidding). She is watching this. Can someone please say this ain't so!!! Please!!!

[PAR35]

Looking at the obvious message of the piece, perhaps she is trying to tell you something unrelated to artwork.

[DeLaine]

Um, what exactly is your decor that you have this ugly thing in your home??????
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