Meghan McCain: "Conservatives are Yucky" (Satire)

Deep Thoughts ^ | 4/24/09 | Scott Johnson

[scottinoc]

In the spacious apartment of the newly minted media celebrity Meghan McCain, everthing has the look of middle-of-the-road decor along with a bit of unique style, from the baby rhinocerous figurine collection in the hutch to the portrait of former President Gerald Ford front-and-center in the foyer. The atmosphere, however, resembles more of a political campaign. An aide scurries by and a scheduling secretary busily works on a laptop and haggles with would-be interviewers as we sit down for a very brief interview.

"I can't imagine I would have been any busier had Daddy won!", she laughs. Just then her blackberry rings; she glances at it. "It's Katie Couric again," she sighs.

[envisio]

not guilty

[EnigmaticAnomaly]

And you, Meghan, are fat.

[theDentist]

Your 15 minues are so up Meghan.

[AnnaZ]

Good Lord have mercy and let's stop paying any attention to what this self-indulgent, small-minded brat has to say. I wish I could block out headlines on the Latest Posts page. She's driving me to distraction (and I'm neither a conservative nor a Republican!).

[andy58-in-nh]

Satire, for once, thankfully....

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

the baby rhinocerous figurine collection in the hutch

Rhinos for a RINO - how appropriate.

[anniegetyourgun]

[Always Right]

Apple did not fall far from the tree....

[dirtboy]

Just ignore the little twit. Once the MSM realizes she no longer bothers us, she’ll be lucky to get ten minutes on Maury.

[mad_as_he$$]

PLEASE stop posting Meghan threads. I am sick of her.

[TC Rider]

We are living in Bizarro World.

The NOT First Daughter with the intellect of a sand flea is a media darling because she trashes conservatives.

Meanwhile Sarah Palin, a real Governor, with serious opinions is continually trashed as a lightweight.

Meghan collects baby rhinos, how oddly appropriate.

[bolobaby]

“I can’t imagine that I would care less about you had your Daddy won!”

[Melchior]

The McCain brat should take a lesson from the Clinton kid who went to work and kept her mouth shut.

[elk]

I'm sorry I cannot resist this...

"baby rhino" = Ms. McCain's baby pics?

[Doogle]

"Conservatives are Yucky"

...and your dog licks....na na nana nah, (now we know why she's the darling of the MSM her one brain cell just derailed)

[darkangel82]

Satire, people. Although a little too close to reality.

[ravingnutter]

Good grief...she’s 24? She sounds more like a 4 year old. Grow up Meghan, and until you do, please STFU.

[scooby321]

Do a Bud ad with a keg. Let the real world to people who don’t live on Mommy’s dad’s money.

[Never on my watch]

I need to set up a filter for any thread that has “Meghan McCain” in the title. As Long as I have the will to resist, I will no longer read or comment on any such post.

To say she is the Paris Hilton of the McCain family is to insult Paris Hilton. Nothing to offer.