Posted on 03/31/2009 6:36:27 PM PDT by bloodmeridian
I AM THE GWWEAT BAAWWNEY FWWANK! You will bow down befowwe me and wowwship at the altaww of my incwwwediblenesssss!
As an egg in my Mommy’s utewussss, I wanted to be a CEO. But then the embwwyo became impwwegnated by my no-good DaDa and spwwit. My genes began to wwepwwicate and mutate and fowm my pwedetewwmined wife handicap, the man I was meant to be, the biwwfth defect that gave me the tewible disease I wiv wiv day in and day and endeavoww to dewiva unto you: Congwwessional Megawwomania.
I AM THE GWWEAT BAAWWNEY FWWANK! You will bow down befowwe me and wowwship at the altaww of my incwwwediblenesssss!
And now, in this age of The Gwweat Govewwwnment under the pwwotection of The One, Twwue Messiah, I finawwwy have it, my dwweam, to be a CEO. With the Pay fow Pofowwmance Act of 2009, I heawwby declawwe that I, THE GWWEAT BAAWWNEY FWWANK!, will be CEO of cowwpwwate Amewwica.
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Egads! Kill it before it multiplies in whatever form.
Bwaney must have gotten hold of too many bottles of ‘poppers’ at the ghey bar.
Yet another asinine post from blogspot.com (this makes two in as many hours). Is this what passes for conservative thought these days? I know it’s an attempt at comedy, but it’s not even funny. A college professor said back in ‘95 or so, “The internet allows everyone to publish, and that might not be a good thing”. I disagreed with him back then, but he’s being proven correct at an alarming frequency.
"O O O, O O, O O O O. O O O O O, O O O."
bloodmeridian I love you for posting this. You are the wind beneath my wings.
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On the more serious side, doesn’t it make you angry that fascist a bug-chaser like this can rise to accomplish the destruction he has, having been elected repeatedly by a majority of 1/435th of the U.S. population?
Yep. I’d like to personally pistol whip every one of the DumbMASS voters who put him in and keep him in, election after election, after election.
Then I’d like to feed Bawwwney to a bunch of 3.5-foot alligators, so’s it would be slow and painful for him....
FOR THE FEDS: I have neither the access to alligators nor the desire to ever step foot in DumbMASS, so this fantasy will remain merely fantasy.
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