Posted on 03/05/2009 8:44:42 AM PST by Mobile Vulgus
Our Obama Journey May Obama be Our Shepard
Yes, be the first on your block to have this professionally framed fine art depiction of Barack Obama as Jesus Christ*, shepherd's staff in hand and lamb in arms. Accompanying this high quality art piece is a wonderful message of uplift about "The Journey" to Obamahood we all share.
You'll be proud as your friends and family see this wonderful piece of art adorning your walls and they too will want to believe that YES WE CAN sell them one of their very own.
And if you act now, we will send you an Obama prayer cloth made from underwear that The One himself once wore so generously donated to YOU, his flock. These segments of prayer cloth are soft as a baby's bottom and you will be comforted by the fact that it once sat close to our savior. You can just feel the power of this prayer cloth emanating like rays of sunshine. Hold it as you pray, rub it on your cheek and know that blessings will be showered upon you by He that satteth in them who is now he that sitteth in the seat of power at long last. Praise HIM and may he be a lamp unto our feet... but one that is eco friendly.
And that's not all: along with your high quality Obama iconography and prayer cloth, you'll get a four leaf Obama naturally grown in a herbal garden in California along with a lucky Obama's foot from creatures that willingly gave their lives for HIM so that YOU can can receive good luck....
Read the rest at Publiusforum.com...
That is some crap-looking art work!
It is really an ugly picture.
The shepherd leading his sheep....I hope they all get the staph.
Obama is one of Satan’s top followers.
I’m seriously ill at this point. Considering taking all my cash and hopping an oil tanker. Anyplace without a craft store will do.
This is simply far too much. This cult of personality has to stop.
leading them to slaughter
Ugly. Kitschy. Blasphemous. I expect to see these at the RFK
Stadium in DC flea market as soon as the weather warms up.
Great next week I’ll see it on a street corner, done in velvet.
It’s a cult.
Okay, having read it carefully, this has got to be a joke. They are offering pieces of his underwear. Everyone knows Michelle guards those like a Rottweiler.
This has to be a joke. If it’s not then I am now 100% convinced he is the AC.
Obama is my shepherd, I shall not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the republican party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment.
Yea, though I walk thru the valley
of the bread line, I shall not go hungry.
Obama has anointed my income with taxes.
My expenses runneth over my income.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of his term.
From hence forth we will live all the days of our lives
in a rented home with an overseas landlord.
But I am glad I am an American, I am glad that I am free.
But I wish I was a dog and Obama was a tree.
Today’s Quote:
“Americans grew tired of being thought to be dumb by the rest of the world, so they went to the polls and removed all doubt.”
Austin - Texas' lil piece of California
KJV - 3 Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
The bit about the underwear has to be a satirical response to the “artwork”.
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