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Posted on 02/26/2009 6:30:10 AM PST by Kozman
..The United States government today announced that it is changing its national symbol to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the governments political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed....
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor
KEYWORDS: abovemypaygrade; bailout; joke; satire
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posted on
02/26/2009 6:30:10 AM PST
by
Kozman
To: Kozman
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posted on
02/26/2009 6:32:46 AM PST
by
erkyl
(The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in a period of moral crisis, stay neutral)
To: Kozman
Mr. Obama? Why am I being punished with a bailout?
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posted on
02/26/2009 6:40:05 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
("Do you know the website number?" - VP Joe Biden)
To: a fool in paradise
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posted on
02/26/2009 6:43:53 AM PST
by
erkyl
(The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in a period of moral crisis, stay neutral)
To: erkyl; BOBTHENAILER; SierraWasp; tubebender; Liz; PhilDragoo; MeekOneGOP; Ernest_at_the_Beach
The United States government announced that it is changing its national symbol to a CONDOM, because it accurately reflects the Obama/Pelosi/Reid/Frank political agenda. 
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.... BOHICA!!!!
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posted on
02/26/2009 7:07:24 AM PST
by
Grampa Dave
(Zer0's friends are criminals, foreign/domestic terrorists, perverts, sexual deviates or tax cheats!)
To: Grampa Dave
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.... LOL---now that's funny.
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posted on
02/26/2009 7:59:12 AM PST
by
Liz
(Problem with socialism is you eventually run out of other people*s money. M. Thatcher)
To: Grampa Dave
BULLSEYE, Grampa!!!
hahaha!
PERFECT! :)
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posted on
02/26/2009 8:08:19 AM PST
by
MeekOneGOP
(2008: The year the Media died. --Sean Hannity, regarding Barack HUSSEIN ObaMao's treatment ...)
To: Kozman; Grampa Dave; SouthTexas; glock rocks; NormsRevenge; fish hawk; Pete-R-Bilt
THIS IS RIGHT ON! Why didn’t I think of it...
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posted on
02/26/2009 9:06:07 AM PST
by
tubebender
(99% of Lawyers give the rest a bad name...)
To: tubebender
Very appropriate!
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posted on
02/26/2009 9:42:06 AM PST
by
SouthTexas
(Can I have my house back that I lost in the 80s????)
To: erkyl
I don’t care who you are...
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posted on
02/26/2009 11:16:06 AM PST
by
MrEdd
(Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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