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How I'll Spend My Extra $13 Each Week from Porkulus
Feed Your ADHD ^ | 2/11/2009 | Dr. Dave

Posted on 02/11/2009 7:37:04 PM PST by bloodmeridian

The Congressional Gods have smiled and come to a tentative agreement to merge Porkulus and son of Porkulus into something you can probably call GoFrigYourselfulus.

The highlight? For me? The taxpayer the stimulus is supposed to convince that it’s cool to spend my money again and help get the economy moving back toward the end…I mean black?

I’ll get a whopping extra $13 a week in my paycheck! Here's how I'll spend it....

(Excerpt) Read more at feedyouradhd.blogspot.com ...


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: illinoispolitics; obama; porkulus; stimulus
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To: bloodmeridian

I’ll save it all year long, and procure the next firearm I have been lusting after. I want a Model 25-2 Smith and Wesson in .45 Long Colt. It has to have a pinned barrel and recessed cylinders, of course!


21 posted on 02/11/2009 8:47:10 PM PST by wjcsux (White liberal elites are America's losers with money.)
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To: KoRn
Hey ! What kind of deal can I get on 45 ACP or 30 cal carbine?

Nam Vet

22 posted on 02/11/2009 8:51:02 PM PST by Nam Vet (This space for rent............Hard currency only)
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To: bloodmeridian

How about this - from an e-mail from the wife of a Democrat operative in south Jersey:

Stimulus Payment Info.

This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is
a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A
format:

Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will se
nd to taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a
high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn’t that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by
spending your stimulus check wisely:

If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If you spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If you purchase a computer it will go to India.
If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and
Guatemala (unless you buy organic).
If you buy a car it will go to Japan .
If you purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan.

If you pay your credit cards off, it will go to bank management bonuses
and they will hide if offshore. Same with stock investment.

Instead, you can keep the money in America by spending it at yard
sales, going to a baseball game, or spending it on prostitutes, beer
and wine (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only American
businesses still operating in the US.


23 posted on 02/11/2009 8:57:22 PM PST by Intolerant in NJ
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To: listenhillary

Soooo....that means you and your wife get to SPLIT the $15/week. Fork it over mister. I’ve got a combo meal at McDonald’s to buy this week.


24 posted on 02/11/2009 10:10:58 PM PST by erkyl (The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in a period of moral crisis, stay neutral)
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To: bloodmeridian

13 bucks a week! Cheebugga cheebugga!


25 posted on 02/12/2009 12:32:19 AM PST by Tony in Hawaii (NUTS!)
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To: Tony in Hawaii

bump


26 posted on 02/12/2009 3:17:38 AM PST by bloodmeridian (http://feedyouradhd.blogspot.com, http://badfrigginhair.blogspot.com)
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To: bloodmeridian

If they took the $800 billion that Porkulus is going to cost and divvied it up amongst the 300 million Americans, that comes to about $2600 per person.


27 posted on 02/12/2009 3:23:49 AM PST by Fresh Wind (Hey, Obama! Where's my check?)
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To: mnehrling

Let’s see. $4 billion for ACORN, etc., $30 million for Pelosi’s mouse, $13 for me.


28 posted on 02/12/2009 4:08:15 AM PST by ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas (I want to "Buy American" but the only things for sale made in the USA are politicians)
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To: Intolerant in NJ
Your "advice" is clever and snarky.

hahahaha.

It's also BS.

29 posted on 02/12/2009 4:13:59 AM PST by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: Fresh Wind

But then it would stimulate government.....!


30 posted on 02/12/2009 5:34:24 AM PST by bloodmeridian (http://feedyouradhd.blogspot.com, http://badfrigginhair.blogspot.com)
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To: bloodmeridian

Pays for one night of hold’em poker a week. The poker’s free but the burger and beer you pay for.


31 posted on 02/12/2009 5:59:51 AM PST by citizen (Fascism: All persons, capital & activities exist to support the will & best interests of the State.)
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To: bloodmeridian

HAHA!! Uhh...they haven’t decided on the tax increase yet. You know it is coming.


32 posted on 02/12/2009 6:02:20 AM PST by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: ArrogantBustard
It's also BS...absolutely - Brilliant Satire......
33 posted on 02/12/2009 7:12:37 PM PST by Intolerant in NJ
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