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Kohler Announces New Barack Obama Commemorative Toilet Seat
Elective Decisions ^
| 1/23/2009
| Chris Davis
Posted on 01/23/2009 12:21:16 PM PST by writer33
Kohler, WI—Eager to get a jump on the economic malaise, Kohler has announced their new bathroom toilet seat, a seat that is sure to win the hearts of Americans, and many throughout the Muslim world.
Their new seat, commemorating Barack Obama’s inauguration as the 44th President of the United States, is set to begin manufacturing in early February 2009. It is designed in the spirit of Saile™ Quiet-Close™ Quick Release™ elongated toilet seats, and is called The Barack Obama Commemorative Toilet Seat. ™
The Barack Obama Commemorative Toilet Seat ™ is layered with 24-karat gold, and is a unique opportunity to get a piece of this historic moment in American history. For only $999.00, you too can own this priceless treasure—a treasure that will leave timeless memories on the toilet.
The specific seat design is made to fit almost any toilet, and will give your loved ones that sense of real change when sitting down. After all, nothing says, “I love you,” more than The Barack Obama Commemorative Toilet Seat. ™ It’s just the momentous occasion you’ve been waiting for. It’s simple. Sit down, take a seat on Obama and defecate. Don’t waste any more time. Call now and pick up the boldest look of Kohler toilet seats to date.
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: 0bama; barackobama; chrisdavis; toiletseat; zeroworship
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To: Gaffer
Baptize a Baby Ruth in The Messiah's holy water......
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posted on
01/23/2009 3:04:54 PM PST
by
Viking2002
(The Occupation has begun. God help America.)
To: ravingnutter
Nice graphic. Thanks for the graphic and the link, and for reading. I appreciate both.
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posted on
01/23/2009 3:50:15 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: lonestar
"For our Democrat friends."Funny. Thanks for reading and posting, I appreciate both, lonestar.
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posted on
01/23/2009 3:51:04 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: smoothsailing
Oh, yes. The toilet paper would be the perfect accessory. Thanks for reading, smoothsailing.
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posted on
01/23/2009 3:51:44 PM PST
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writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: Gator113
Good stuff. All for only $19.95.
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posted on
01/23/2009 3:53:55 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: Diver Dave
Thanks for posting and reading, Diver Dave. But we do need good plumbers out there.
:-)
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posted on
01/23/2009 3:55:03 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: texas_mrs
Thanks for reading, texas_mrs. I appreciate it.
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posted on
01/23/2009 3:57:08 PM PST
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writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: lwd
A perfect place for an Obama/Biden sticker. Thanks for reading, lwd. I appreciate it.
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posted on
01/23/2009 3:57:43 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: LoneStarC
This Obama-gram would be a moving experience indeed. Thanks for reading, LoneStarC. I appreciate it.
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posted on
01/23/2009 3:58:54 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: Doctor Raoul
Definitely need the Michelle Obama seat as a bonus. Thanks for posting and reading, DR. I appreciate it.
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posted on
01/23/2009 4:00:16 PM PST
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writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: Viking2002
Thanks for reading, Viking2002, and for posting the graphic. I appreciate both.
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posted on
01/23/2009 4:03:59 PM PST
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writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
Posting a graphic, or just 'painting a picture'? LOL
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posted on
01/23/2009 4:15:39 PM PST
by
Viking2002
(The Occupation has begun. God help America.)
To: writer33
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posted on
01/23/2009 4:46:06 PM PST
by
SouthTexas
(Danger, Danger .. Will Robinson)
To: SouthTexas
By all means, flush, and use often.
:-)
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posted on
01/23/2009 4:48:27 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
I ready to flush the BIG one and it hasn’t even been a week yet!
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posted on
01/23/2009 5:03:58 PM PST
by
SouthTexas
(Danger, Danger .. Will Robinson)
To: SouthTexas
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posted on
01/23/2009 5:54:34 PM PST
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writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
Yes thanks, I'll take two. We have a two holer, ya know.
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posted on
01/23/2009 6:52:24 PM PST
by
Ditter
To: writer33
Flush twice.
It is a long way to Washington, D.C.
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