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Posted on 01/23/2009 12:21:16 PM PST by writer33
Kohler, WI—Eager to get a jump on the economic malaise, Kohler has announced their new bathroom toilet seat, a seat that is sure to win the hearts of Americans, and many throughout the Muslim world.
Their new seat, commemorating Barack Obama’s inauguration as the 44th President of the United States, is set to begin manufacturing in early February 2009. It is designed in the spirit of Saile™ Quiet-Close™ Quick Release™ elongated toilet seats, and is called The Barack Obama Commemorative Toilet Seat. ™
The Barack Obama Commemorative Toilet Seat ™ is layered with 24-karat gold, and is a unique opportunity to get a piece of this historic moment in American history. For only $999.00, you too can own this priceless treasure—a treasure that will leave timeless memories on the toilet.
The specific seat design is made to fit almost any toilet, and will give your loved ones that sense of real change when sitting down. After all, nothing says, “I love you,” more than The Barack Obama Commemorative Toilet Seat. ™ It’s just the momentous occasion you’ve been waiting for. It’s simple. Sit down, take a seat on Obama and defecate. Don’t waste any more time. Call now and pick up the boldest look of Kohler toilet seats to date.
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Perfect. You do have to bail it out. Thanks for reading. I appreciate it.
Thanks for the graphic, Islander. It’s perfect. Thanks for reading as well. I appreciate it.
Who are you? Just kidding. Thanks for reading, Gator, and for the idea. I appreciate both.
Great graphic, maggie. Thanks for posting and reading. I appreciate both.
Thanks for the bump, E.G.C.
Thanks for reading, STE=Q. Glad you enjoyed it. I appreciate it.
Nice way of saying what he is, but accurate. Thanks for reading, madamemayhem. I appreciate it.
Thanks for reading, Designer. I appreciate it.
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Comes with?
Is that how I’m supposed to give BO’s change back? I am doing a remodel now - thanks for the idea!
LOL I am thinking of approaching the “Sham Wow guy” for an offer to sell the budget model for only $19.95. But wait, there’s more. For the low cost of shipping and handling, I will offer 6 rolls of Barack Obama Commemorative Toilet paper.™ Printed on each square will be another Obama campaign promise.
If folks will buy the product within the first hour of the ad, I will even toss in an Official Obama tire gauge and a 12”x12” shopping bag designed to hold $100 worth of groceries. Yes, this Obama Bailout-Depression Bag will hold a full square foot of groceries.
But remember, I can’t do this all day.......
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Outstanding!!!
I gotta tell ya, as a retired plumber, I’ve installed many Kohler quality products.
I’m trying to decide if this is a high quality product or low quality.
As we used to say in the trade, “Your Crap is our Bread and Butter”. I’ll take a pass on going back to work installing these gems.
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I must admit, PeePeeFace.com is a new one to me. Thanks for the post, I now have a new resource. Who said American’s weren’t creative?
Oh, this is satire? I had my checkbook out and ready. durn!
Actually, I put the 0bama/Biden stick moveon.org was kind enough to send me for free on my toilet lid. I figured if I ordered one it would be one less I would see on a liberals prius.
I always enjoy sending my daily Obama-gram to the DNC, but with this product it would really be a MOVING EXPERIENCE!
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