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Kohler Announces New Barack Obama Commemorative Toilet Seat
Elective Decisions ^
| 1/23/2009
| Chris Davis
Posted on 01/23/2009 12:21:16 PM PST by writer33
Kohler, WI—Eager to get a jump on the economic malaise, Kohler has announced their new bathroom toilet seat, a seat that is sure to win the hearts of Americans, and many throughout the Muslim world.
Their new seat, commemorating Barack Obama’s inauguration as the 44th President of the United States, is set to begin manufacturing in early February 2009. It is designed in the spirit of Saile™ Quiet-Close™ Quick Release™ elongated toilet seats, and is called The Barack Obama Commemorative Toilet Seat. ™
The Barack Obama Commemorative Toilet Seat ™ is layered with 24-karat gold, and is a unique opportunity to get a piece of this historic moment in American history. For only $999.00, you too can own this priceless treasure—a treasure that will leave timeless memories on the toilet.
The specific seat design is made to fit almost any toilet, and will give your loved ones that sense of real change when sitting down. After all, nothing says, “I love you,” more than The Barack Obama Commemorative Toilet Seat. ™ It’s just the momentous occasion you’ve been waiting for. It’s simple. Sit down, take a seat on Obama and defecate. Don’t waste any more time. Call now and pick up the boldest look of Kohler toilet seats to date.
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: 0bama; barackobama; chrisdavis; toiletseat; zeroworship
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posted on
01/23/2009 12:21:19 PM PST
by
writer33
To: Allegra; b4its2late; Babu; backhoe; Bahbah; bannie; BellStar; Big Horn; BigSkyFreeper; bitt; ...
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posted on
01/23/2009 12:21:51 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
Drop a ‘deuce’ on “Il Duce’”
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posted on
01/23/2009 12:22:35 PM PST
by
Gaffer
To: writer33
No need to lift the seat.
Just do it.
You know you want to.
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posted on
01/23/2009 12:26:30 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
To: cripplecreek
We can take a crap on Obama just like he’s going to crap on America with his communist policies? I think it should be “priceless”!
To: princess leah
Lol! Terrific post... ;-)
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posted on
01/23/2009 12:32:15 PM PST
by
SumProVita
(Cogito, ergo...Sum Pro Vita. (Modified DeCartes))
To: writer33
The toilet the Obama seat is attached to doesn't flush.
You bail it out.
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posted on
01/23/2009 12:34:25 PM PST
by
HardStarboard
("The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule - Mencken knew Obama)
To: writer33
Just what you need to flush those Madoff Securities monthly statements in this Age of the Poser.
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posted on
01/23/2009 12:34:25 PM PST
by
6SJ7
(Atlas Shrugged Mode: ON)
To: writer33
It is sure to be a hot seller and valuable collectible.
9
posted on
01/23/2009 12:36:32 PM PST
by
Islander7
To: 6SJ7
Perfect graphic. Thanks for posting, 6SJ7.
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posted on
01/23/2009 12:38:18 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
“.... and will give your loved ones that sense of real change when sitting down. After all, nothing says, “I love you,” more than The Barack Obama Commemorative Toilet Seat. ™”
You did outstanding! LMAO
p.s, Don’t forget my percentage. ;>)
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posted on
01/23/2009 12:39:48 PM PST
by
Gator113
("Noli nothis permittere te terere.")
To: writer33
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posted on
01/23/2009 12:40:05 PM PST
by
maggief
To: writer33
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posted on
01/23/2009 12:41:18 PM PST
by
E.G.C.
(Click on a freeper's screename and then "In Forum" to read his/her posts)
To: writer33
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posted on
01/23/2009 12:43:33 PM PST
by
STE=Q
("These are the times that try men's souls." -- Thomas Paine)
To: writer33
so obama really is what my teenager said “a poophead”
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posted on
01/23/2009 12:43:43 PM PST
by
madamemayhem
(Auntie Em: hate you, hate Kansas, took the dog. Dorothy)
To: writer33
so obama really is what my teenager said “a poophead”
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posted on
01/23/2009 12:43:52 PM PST
by
madamemayhem
(Auntie Em: hate you, hate Kansas, took the dog. Dorothy)
To: HardStarboard
"The toilet the Obama seat is attached to doesn't flush.You bail it out."
Priceless!
Nominated for Post of the Day.
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posted on
01/23/2009 12:44:28 PM PST
by
Designer
(We are SO scrood!)
To: Gaffer
Thanks for reading. I do appreciate it. Great line.
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posted on
01/23/2009 12:46:15 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: cripplecreek
No seat lifting here. I want to. Thanks for reading. I do appreciate it.
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posted on
01/23/2009 12:46:56 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: princess leah
We can take a crap on Obama just like he’s going to crap on America with his communist policies?Well stated. Thanks for reading. I appreciate it.
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posted on
01/23/2009 12:47:54 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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