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DUmmie FUnnies 01-08-09 (DUmmies Outraged at Obama's Surgeon General Pick)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | 01/08/09 | DUmmie sabra, DUmmies and Paul Heinzman

Posted on 01/08/2009 4:27:37 PM PST by Paul Heinzman


Obama should be getting worried. He's still eleven days away from becoming President of the United States and already he can't seem to do anything to satisfy his base. From his cabinet appointments amounting to nothing more than a reunion of that wild rock band from the '90's, The Clintonistas, to his selection of Rick Warren to give his inaugural invocation, the DUmmies just keep finding flaws with the man they hate to love.

The latest outrage? The blatantly incompetent pick of that Franklin planner with a pulse Leon Panetta to head up the CIA? No, they really thought that was a good move. What really bothers them now is that he picked Dr. Sanjay Gupta of CNN fame as the Surgeon General.

Until I was in my twenties I thought the Surgeon General's only job was to write the official warning that should be put on a pack of cigarettes. In fact, I didn't even know it was a real job until C. Everett Koop started making public service announcements. Leave it to Reagan to say "as long as I've got to fill this position, you might as well earn your paycheck."

After that, no one noticed the Surgeon General much until Joycelyn Elders erupted on the scene wanting to teach kids how to do something they've been able to figure out for themselves  since before the days of homo erectus. Leave it to Clinton to say "does this intern have any openings I can fill." Oh, shoot, that has nothing to do with Dr. Elders, but if he'd taken her class, he might have been able to keep himself out of trouble.

Since Dr. Elders there have been no less than SIX Surgeons General. I've named the only two memorable ones, and I had to go to Wikipedia in order to remember their names.

Just about everyone outside of CNN and their viewers ignored it (it is just the Surgeon General, after all), but over on DU it became yet another in a series of poor appointments to his Cabinet, as can be seen in this THREAD entitled "ABC News: Barack Obama Taps CNN's Dr. Sanjay Gupta for Surgeon General."

Let's now watch the DUmmie outrage over their Chosen One's most innocuous appointment to date in Bolshevik red while the comments of your humble guest correspondent, Paul Heinzman, are in the [brackets]. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

ABC News: Barack Obama Taps CNN's Dr. Sanjay Gupta for Surgeon General

[Too bad it wasn't Dr. Isadore Rosenfeld. That would've been great FUn!]

BREAKING NEWS> Barack Obama Taps CNN's Dr. Sanjay Gupta for Surgeon General

[Seems hardly news, let alone "breaking" news.]

Can't wait for Michael Moore's response.

[Gupta didn't like "Sicko" very much, but pointing out lies in a Michael Moore "documentary" isn't exactly brain surgery.]

You beat me to the punch. But yeah, I can't wait for his response to that, particularly after Gupta trashed "Sicko" and then got schooled by Moore afterwards.

[Moore "schooled" Dr. Gupta by pointing out a transcript error in his critique. That one error proved that all the other lies in "Sicko" had to be true.]

Yep. Just another whore for major corporations

[The Surgeon General's past endorsements for tobacco and alcohol haven't generated a lot of sales for those corporations.]

Why not Dr. Phil for cryin out loud.

[SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: How...how's that smokin thing workin out fer ya?]

Can you not get past Gupta's spat with Moore?

[NEVER! We need something to complain about!]

I question Obama's judgment on this one.

[If this disappoints you, you better lower your expectations quick.]

Dean would've been a better pick, if they were looking for a relatively high-profile individual.

[SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: YEAAARRRGH!]

I do not even know what the hell this is about.

[The Rick Warren thing was dying down and the DUmmies had to find something new to complain about.]

This is indicative of what a joke the position of Surgeon General has become...

[In contrast to the dignity Joycelyn Elders brought to the job.]

you are calling a neurosurgeon a twit

[Dr. Gupta's talents could be put to much better use giving lobotomies to DUmmies.]

One can be a neurosurgeon and a twit at the same time.

[Brain surgery isn't exactly rocket science.]

Gupta is a distinguished neurosurgeon.

[Yet he couldn't do a thing to help Chris Matthews]

do you even know what the field of public health is?

[I'm pretty sure it has something to do with getting shots to stop burning sensations and killing babies.]

Yes. I have an advanced degree in it.

[I bet you do, yardwork ... I bet you do.]

This HAS to be a bad joke.

[More like a pissing contest between two guys with shy bladder syndrome.]

It's essentially a meaningless post, I doubt that anybody can name the current Surgeon General.

[No, but I'm going to name your KEWPIE doll "Sanjay."]


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To: Paul Heinzman
How not to use "serendipity" in a sentence.
21 posted on 01/08/2009 6:36:19 PM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: EGPWS
A true democrat is NEVER happy.

A true Democrat doesn't exist anymore. When they invited every fringe element into their "big tent," all the true Democrats like John McCain migrated to the Republican party.

Since there's no Whig party anymore (thank you, Winfield Scott) they had nowhere to go but to our small tent, where they tightened up their asses a bit but still kept talking out them, making our small tent smell like old farts.

Hopefully Sarah Palin, Bobby Jindal, Michael Steele, et. al. will hammer the shit out of this tent while we conservatives are smoking a brisket or a pork butt, proudly increasing our carbon footprint, and send those RINO refugees over to the 'Rat party where they can drive the militants and defectives that infiltrated that once great voice of debate into the shadows where they belong.

22 posted on 01/08/2009 7:00:13 PM PST by Paul Heinzman (Mr. Reagan I wish you were here. The country's changed a lot in twenty years.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
Barack Obama Taps. . . .

RACIST!

23 posted on 01/08/2009 7:13:49 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Like a Surgeon . . . Generally. . . .)
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To: Paul Heinzman
Sanjay Gupta for Surgeon General. . . .

I guess there IS life after American Idol.


24 posted on 01/08/2009 7:16:12 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Like a Surgeon . . . Generally. . . .)
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To: Paul Heinzman
BREAKING NEWS

HEART-breaking news, apparently.

25 posted on 01/08/2009 7:18:08 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Like a Surgeon . . . Generally. . . .)
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To: Paul Heinzman
Can't wait for Michael Moore's response.

Thicko?

26 posted on 01/08/2009 7:19:07 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Like a Surgeon . . . Generally. . . .)
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To: Paul Heinzman
You beat me to the punch.

Michael Moore would beat you to the buffet, as well as to the punch.

27 posted on 01/08/2009 7:20:21 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Like a Surgeon . . . Generally. . . .)
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To: Paul Heinzman

That was poetry!


28 posted on 01/08/2009 7:22:28 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: kenth

My guess is that The One has a large dartboard with scores of names affixed to it. When he wants to select someone for a position, he dons his blindfold and tosses a dart.


29 posted on 01/08/2009 7:29:02 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Army Air Corps

I’m glad you liked it. I go on a rant like that once in a while. Fiber helps.


30 posted on 01/08/2009 7:30:32 PM PST by Paul Heinzman (Mr. Reagan I wish you were here. The country's changed a lot in twenty years.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
Why not Dr. Phil. . . .

How about Michael Moore for the Food and Drool Administration?

31 posted on 01/08/2009 7:31:03 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Like a Surgeon . . . Generally. . . .)
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To: Paul Heinzman
Can you not get past Gupta's spat with Moore?

You cannot get past gobs of fat with Moore.

32 posted on 01/08/2009 7:32:45 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Like a Surgeon . . . Generally. . . .)
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To: Paul Heinzman
Dean would've been a better pick. . . .

Daffy Doc?

33 posted on 01/08/2009 7:34:17 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Like a Surgeon . . . Generally. . . .)
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To: Paul Heinzman
Dean would've been a better pick. . . .

Is that you, madfloridian?

34 posted on 01/08/2009 7:34:53 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Like a Surgeon . . . Generally. . . .)
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To: Paul Heinzman
I do not even know what the hell this is about.

But you're a DUmmie, so don't let that stop you.

35 posted on 01/08/2009 7:38:44 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Like a Surgeon . . . Generally. . . .)
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To: Paul Heinzman
This is indicative of what a joke the position of Surgeon General has become. . . .

They say laughter is the best medicine.

36 posted on 01/08/2009 7:40:31 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Like a Surgeon . . . Generally. . . .)
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To: Paul Heinzman
It's essentially a meaningless post. . . .

You mean Surgeon General, or the post that started this thread?

37 posted on 01/08/2009 7:45:31 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Like a Surgeon . . . Generally. . . .)
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To: Charles Henrickson

ROFL!


38 posted on 01/08/2009 7:55:12 PM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: E Rocc

Nah, Nancy Grace.


39 posted on 01/08/2009 7:56:34 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (0bama must be well-endowed - look at how often he steps on his d---.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvOhtfgwDfY

a must see!


40 posted on 01/08/2009 8:33:10 PM PST by RatsDawg
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