DUmmie FUnnies 01-08-09 (DUmmies Outraged at Obama's Surgeon General Pick)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | 01/08/09 | DUmmie sabra, DUmmies and Paul Heinzman

[Paul Heinzman]

Obama should be getting worried. He's still eleven days away from becoming President of the United States and already he can't seem to do anything to satisfy his base. From his cabinet appointments amounting to nothing more than a reunion of that wild rock band from the '90's, The Clintonistas, to his selection of Rick Warren to give his inaugural invocation, the DUmmies just keep finding flaws with the man they hate to love.

The latest outrage? The blatantly incompetent pick of that Franklin planner with a pulse Leon Panetta to head up the CIA? No, they really thought that was a good move. What really bothers them now is that he picked Dr. Sanjay Gupta of CNN fame as the Surgeon General.

Until I was in my twenties I thought the Surgeon General's only job was to write the official warning that should be put on a pack of cigarettes. In fact, I didn't even know it was a real job until C. Everett Koop started making public service announcements. Leave it to Reagan to say "as long as I've got to fill this position, you might as well earn your paycheck."

After that, no one noticed the Surgeon General much until Joycelyn Elders erupted on the scene wanting to teach kids how to do something they've been able to figure out for themselves  since before the days of homo erectus. Leave it to Clinton to say "does this intern have any openings I can fill." Oh, shoot, that has nothing to do with Dr. Elders, but if he'd taken her class, he might have been able to keep himself out of trouble.

Since Dr. Elders there have been no less than SIX Surgeons General. I've named the only two memorable ones, and I had to go to Wikipedia in order to remember their names.

Just about everyone outside of CNN and their viewers ignored it (it is just the Surgeon General, after all), but over on DU it became yet another in a series of poor appointments to his Cabinet, as can be seen in this THREAD entitled "ABC News: Barack Obama Taps CNN's Dr. Sanjay Gupta for Surgeon General."

Let's now watch the DUmmie outrage over their Chosen One's most innocuous appointment to date in Bolshevik red while the comments of your humble guest correspondent, Paul Heinzman, are in the [brackets]. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

ABC News: Barack Obama Taps CNN's Dr. Sanjay Gupta for Surgeon General

[Too bad it wasn't Dr. Isadore Rosenfeld. That would've been great FUn!]

BREAKING NEWS> Barack Obama Taps CNN's Dr. Sanjay Gupta for Surgeon General

[Seems hardly news, let alone "breaking" news.]

Can't wait for Michael Moore's response.

[Gupta didn't like "Sicko" very much, but pointing out lies in a Michael Moore "documentary" isn't exactly brain surgery.]

You beat me to the punch. But yeah, I can't wait for his response to that, particularly after Gupta trashed "Sicko" and then got schooled by Moore afterwards.

[Moore "schooled" Dr. Gupta by pointing out a transcript error in his critique. That one error proved that all the other lies in "Sicko" had to be true.]

Yep. Just another whore for major corporations

[The Surgeon General's past endorsements for tobacco and alcohol haven't generated a lot of sales for those corporations.]

Why not Dr. Phil for cryin out loud.

[SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: How...how's that smokin thing workin out fer ya?]

Can you not get past Gupta's spat with Moore?

[NEVER! We need something to complain about!]

I question Obama's judgment on this one.

[If this disappoints you, you better lower your expectations quick.]

Dean would've been a better pick, if they were looking for a relatively high-profile individual.

[SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: YEAAARRRGH!]

I do not even know what the hell this is about.

[The Rick Warren thing was dying down and the DUmmies had to find something new to complain about.]

This is indicative of what a joke the position of Surgeon General has become...

[In contrast to the dignity Joycelyn Elders brought to the job.]

you are calling a neurosurgeon a twit

[Dr. Gupta's talents could be put to much better use giving lobotomies to DUmmies.]

One can be a neurosurgeon and a twit at the same time.

[Brain surgery isn't exactly rocket science.]

Gupta is a distinguished neurosurgeon.

[Yet he couldn't do a thing to help Chris Matthews]

do you even know what the field of public health is?

[I'm pretty sure it has something to do with getting shots to stop burning sensations and killing babies.]

Yes. I have an advanced degree in it.

[I bet you do, yardwork ... I bet you do.]

This HAS to be a bad joke.

[More like a pissing contest between two guys with shy bladder syndrome.]

It's essentially a meaningless post, I doubt that anybody can name the current Surgeon General.

[No, but I'm going to name your KEWPIE doll "Sanjay."]

[Roscoe Karns]

How not to use "serendipity" in a sentence.

[Paul Heinzman]

A true democrat is NEVER happy.

A true Democrat doesn't exist anymore. When they invited every fringe element into their "big tent," all the true Democrats like John McCain migrated to the Republican party.

Since there's no Whig party anymore (thank you, Winfield Scott) they had nowhere to go but to our small tent, where they tightened up their asses a bit but still kept talking out them, making our small tent smell like old farts.

Hopefully Sarah Palin, Bobby Jindal, Michael Steele, et. al. will hammer the shit out of this tent while we conservatives are smoking a brisket or a pork butt, proudly increasing our carbon footprint, and send those RINO refugees over to the 'Rat party where they can drive the militants and defectives that infiltrated that once great voice of debate into the shadows where they belong.

[Charles Henrickson]

Barack Obama Taps. . . .

RACIST!

[Charles Henrickson]

Sanjay Gupta for Surgeon General. . . .

I guess there IS life after American Idol.

[Charles Henrickson]

BREAKING NEWS

HEART-breaking news, apparently.

[Charles Henrickson]

Can't wait for Michael Moore's response.

Thicko?

[Charles Henrickson]

You beat me to the punch.

Michael Moore would beat you to the buffet, as well as to the punch.

[Army Air Corps]

That was poetry!

[Army Air Corps]

My guess is that The One has a large dartboard with scores of names affixed to it. When he wants to select someone for a position, he dons his blindfold and tosses a dart.

[Paul Heinzman]

I’m glad you liked it. I go on a rant like that once in a while. Fiber helps.

[Charles Henrickson]

Why not Dr. Phil. . . .

How about Michael Moore for the Food and Drool Administration?

[Charles Henrickson]

Can you not get past Gupta's spat with Moore?

You cannot get past gobs of fat with Moore.

[Charles Henrickson]

Dean would've been a better pick. . . .

Daffy Doc?

[Charles Henrickson]

Dean would've been a better pick. . . .

Is that you, madfloridian?

[Charles Henrickson]

I do not even know what the hell this is about.

But you're a DUmmie, so don't let that stop you.

[Charles Henrickson]

This is indicative of what a joke the position of Surgeon General has become. . . .

They say laughter is the best medicine.

[Charles Henrickson]

It's essentially a meaningless post. . . .

You mean Surgeon General, or the post that started this thread?

[Roscoe Karns]

ROFL!

[Slings and Arrows]

Nah, Nancy Grace.

[RatsDawg]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvOhtfgwDfY

a must see!