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Miss America Pops...a Tooth
Bad Friggin' Hair ^ | 12/30/2008 | Dr. Dave

Posted on 12/30/2008 8:36:15 PM PST by bloodmeridian

There comes a time when a man should deviate from writing about hair, and this is one of them.

"I've never done this on national TV before..." And I'm betting you wish you hadn't, now that you're on every blogger's website west of the Gaza Strip, doll.

Watch the video here...

(Excerpt) Read more at badfrigginhair.blogspot.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Music/Entertainment; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: missamerica; missingtooth; waynebrady; waynegrady
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1 posted on 12/30/2008 8:36:16 PM PST by bloodmeridian
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To: bloodmeridian

she’s charming and beautiful and has slapstick sense of humor. the host is a bozo.


2 posted on 12/30/2008 8:42:32 PM PST by the invisib1e hand (revolution is in the air.)
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To: bloodmeridian

Casablanca comes to mind.


3 posted on 12/30/2008 8:42:57 PM PST by Cyber Ninja (His legacy is a stain OnTheDress)
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To: the invisib1e hand

Like I wrote...I want to her to teach me how to do that.


4 posted on 12/30/2008 8:44:10 PM PST by bloodmeridian (http://feedyouradhd.blogspot.com, http://badfrigginhair.blogspot.com)
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To: bloodmeridian
It's Wayne Brady not Grady. He was hillarious in the Chappelle skit, "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke-a-bitch ?"
5 posted on 12/30/2008 8:48:51 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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To: bloodmeridian

With or without that tooth, I’d still hit it.


6 posted on 12/30/2008 8:51:18 PM PST by Robwin
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To: fieldmarshaldj

You are correct. Thanks.


7 posted on 12/30/2008 8:53:00 PM PST by bloodmeridian (http://feedyouradhd.blogspot.com, http://badfrigginhair.blogspot.com)
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To: fieldmarshaldj
He was hillarious in the Chappelle skit, "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke-a-bitch ?"

Second best Chappelle skit right after "The Black White Supremacist."

8 posted on 12/30/2008 9:01:37 PM PST by buccaneer81 (Bob Taft has soiled the family name for the next century.)
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To: buccaneer81

I’m partial to his Baby Selling Weed in a D.C. Project skit:

“Hey, baby! Quit sellin’ weed. You got your whole life ahead of you.”

“Shut up, ni@##r. I got kids to feed!”


9 posted on 12/30/2008 9:05:58 PM PST by bloodmeridian (http://feedyouradhd.blogspot.com, http://badfrigginhair.blogspot.com)
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To: buccaneer81

There was also the famous ‘wrap it up machine’...hilarious!


10 posted on 12/30/2008 9:07:22 PM PST by notdownwidems (Vote Republican! We're 1/10 of 1% better than the other guys!)
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To: buccaneer81

There was also the famous ‘wrap it up machine’...hilarious!


11 posted on 12/30/2008 9:07:28 PM PST by notdownwidems (Vote Republican! We're 1/10 of 1% better than the other guys!)
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To: bloodmeridian

I had a friend in high school who could do that. She would do it while she was talking to some unsuspecting target. Usually someone who was either drunk or stoned. It was funny as hell to see their reaction.


12 posted on 12/30/2008 9:09:04 PM PST by FrdmLvr (What fresh hell is this?)
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To: FrdmLvr

Your Tagline reminds me of Yeats: “What rough beast, it’s hour come round at last, slouches toward Bethlehem to be born?”


13 posted on 12/30/2008 9:14:45 PM PST by bloodmeridian (http://feedyouradhd.blogspot.com, http://badfrigginhair.blogspot.com)
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To: bloodmeridian

It’s actually a quote from the 20th century American writer, Dorothy Parker, who was rumored to have uttered it everytime the phone rang.


14 posted on 12/30/2008 9:31:38 PM PST by FrdmLvr (What fresh hell is this?)
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To: FrdmLvr

While I appreciate your humor, it is indeed from Yeats’ “Second Coming”: http://www.potw.org/archive/potw351.html

It was also immortalized by Joan Didion in her collection “Slouching Towards Bethlehem.”

Sorry...in addition to flipping burgers for a living, I have invested thousands in literary degrees.


15 posted on 12/30/2008 9:37:29 PM PST by bloodmeridian (http://feedyouradhd.blogspot.com, http://badfrigginhair.blogspot.com)
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To: FrdmLvr

Umm...sorry...your tagline...is...yes...from Parker...my bullshit...is...yes...from Yeats and Didion.


16 posted on 12/30/2008 9:39:38 PM PST by bloodmeridian (http://feedyouradhd.blogspot.com, http://badfrigginhair.blogspot.com)
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To: the invisib1e hand

There is still the matter of rules and standards.


17 posted on 12/30/2008 10:02:09 PM PST by Uncle Miltie (Women were treated like livestock by Mohammad, so Allah must want women treated like cows forever.)
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To: the invisib1e hand

There. That's better.

18 posted on 12/30/2008 10:03:54 PM PST by Uncle Miltie (Women were treated like livestock by Mohammad, so Allah must want women treated like cows forever.)
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To: bloodmeridian

I love Wayne Brady, especially on “Whose Line Is It Anyway”.


19 posted on 12/30/2008 11:22:05 PM PST by BruceysMom ("Where knowledge is folly...")
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To: Uncle Miltie

MUCH better!


20 posted on 12/30/2008 11:41:50 PM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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