Imagine If Sex Were Only For IQs Over 120

Scientific Blogging ^ | December 30th 2008 | Josh Witten

[CE2949BB]

Unfortunately for all of us still breathing braniacs, the title only applies to those of us who are also medieval Ashkenazi Jews, according to the authors of the 2006 paper "Natural History of Ashkenazi Intelligence".

Discussing "race" and intelligence is always a touchy subject and definitely not politically correct; but science should not be fettered by the chains of political correctness like a mangy circus lion. It must run free across the intellectual savanna, striking down the juvenile wildebeest of ignorance. Following articles on the biology and significance of race by Michael White, Massimo Pigliucci, and moi, my attention was directed to "Natural History of Ashkenazi Intelligence". Thanks to press attention from biological research bell-weathers like The Economist and the New York Times, as well as discussion on National Public Radio, this paper has gained Goodyear AquatredTM-esque traction on the internet.

[Patrick1]

Then Obama wouldn’t have two girls.

[deannadurbin]

I don’t have to imagine it. :)

[autumnraine]

Now I just saw on an internet ad the other day that said “His IQ is 125, what’s yours” with a big ole picture of Obama on it. And I know it has to be true, because I saw it on the internet.

[driftdiver]

After hearing him speak I think this is yet another example of their bias. I say its 100 at most.

[JimSEA]

Under an Obama Nation, intelligence will not give a reproductive advantage.

[Radix]

If the Ashkenazi are so smart....then how come the Sephardi never got systematically wiped out by their neighbors?

Actually, I think that this wise ass post of mine is gonna get me slammed.

[bolobaby]

SOMEBODY likes where this is going...

[Let's Roll]

And drivers’ licenses and the right to vote ...

[hinckley buzzard]

biological research bell-weathers

If this guy qualified he would know the word is bellwether not bell-weather.

Sorry pal no sex for you tonight.

[CE2949BB]

I’d actually get some. :(

[QQQQ]

only 125? we are doomed! :-)))

[stormer]

Cool.

[Cyber Ninja]

That's kinda sick, but I hope we have a big sample. Second thoughts are often best.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Their wood bee a hole lot les fournickatin’ goin’ on.

[Yo-Yo]

I saw that same company claim that Palin’s IQ was 115.

[jusduat]

There are times that I wish someone had stopped me from
reproducing.....

[libh8er]

Somebody forgot to clip his nose hair.

[RegulatorCountry]

He'd also know he's no brainiac.

[America_Right]

May not be so bad. Watch the first 10 minutes of Idiocracy sometime. Makes sense.

128 here, btw, so I may be biased.