Many Inspired by Obama Story

The seemingly miraculous rise of Barack Obama to the US presidency has inspired a widespread religious-like devotion. A recent Reuters survey gleaned some revealing insights into the thinking of many Americans.

“Look, he was born in a stable,” claimed Ivy Green, a respondent from Fresno, California. “And Kenya’s not that far from Bethlehem. Who else do we know of that started so low yet rose so high?”

“Jesus came to Jerusalem riding an ass,” observed Mark Gulliver, a respondent from Ames, Iowa. “Well, the ass is the symbol of the Democratic Party. Since Barack rode the Democratic Party to Washington, I think this is a pretty clear message from God as to what Obama’s mission is.”

“There’s no way that his book—Dreams from My Father—was based on his supposed father Barack senior,” alleged Bobo Mentecato, a respondent from El Paso, Texas. “I mean, he divorced his son’s mother and had multiple wives. No, Barack was speaking about his ‘heavenly father,’ just like Jesus was.”

Expectations are running high that President Obama possesses extraordinary powers. “He will raise the economy from the dead with his stimulus plan,” Gulliver predicted. “Just like Jesus fed the multitudes with a few fish and loaves of bread, Barack will feed 300 million Americans with newly created money. He will spread the wealth around. No one will ever need to work again. It will be a miracle to behold.”

In related news, President-Elect Barack Obama blamed the current economic recession on greed and promised that new regulations he plans to implement will “usher in a new era of brotherhood and solidarity by mandating that investment and business decisions be focused on need as the new ‘prime directive.’ Profit must take a back seat to concern for one’s fellows. My administration will strive to make this happen.”

I keep telling you folks, ~~Ner0!~~, err, ~~Zer0!~~, err, Duh!1®, is Clinton, v3.0...

I'm still inclined to believe Obama never thought he'd win this time around, and 2008 was supposed to be a dress rehearsal for 2012 ( use my links elsewhere, dagnabbit! )...

I also still believe Duh!1®, was "selected" by an unhappy confluence of "Mo Money" than the unfortunate Cap'n Queeg, the shadily-orchestrated meltdown of "The Economy" ( which still seems to be staggering along despite it all ) and the Ophra-ization of the masses. Aided and abetted by the dumbing down caused by Public Miseducation and too much Popular Culture, which is a cesspool of reaction shots, bumper-sticker slogans, and tits, and teeth, and asses. Literally, and figuratively...

American Idol and Survivor, writ large and smarmy...

Basically, Obama was "Marketed Better"- like soft drinks are...

...but still, he's just an empty suit:

for all those

Drinkers out there in TV land... "you gotta fall down, an' worship De Idol"--
( Old Negro Spiritual, "Shadrack, Neshack, Abendnego" )

But...

If we aren't all rounded up and re-educated at

it should provide endless opportunities to hector, and catcall, and kibitz from the sidelines.

I hope all the MoonBats really, really, really enjoy having The New Little Big Fraud© at the helm. It's going to be quite a ride...

This guy really is Bad News.

And Then! There are his gullible, creepy, pseudo-religious and self-deluded camp followers:

Preview of Anti-Obama Documentary Outrages Left
John Ziegler didn’t know the kind of fury the left would unleash on him when he unveiled his web video “How Obama Got Elected.”
See his website and video .
“The Zogby results were incredible and they were credible and the vast majority of enws media ignored it because it was their own malfeasance that created a massive amount of ignorance,”
>See poll results here.

As I have mentioned here:

OBAMAO ... is America ready for a Marxist president?

Nope, but we are about to get one, good and hard...

...so chroniclers like Yours Truly will be documenting every move he makes, every breath he takes... unless, or until, we are silenced by all that "tolerance & inclusiveness" he & his followers are already practicing.... ( "we in charge now" )

America Held Hostage- the Obama Files...
Click the picture:

I'll keep doing it as long as there's something to say- or until we really are silenced.

As far as I am able, I will mirror this on our Canadian sister site, which has been moved to Panama due to censorship issues:

America Held Hostage- the Obama Files...
Click the picture:

And, despite the fact that I believe America is headed here:

From my lonely and draughty station, I will continue to document this mass hysteria.

And no, I am not kidding about that tagline-- I wish I were.

People really do get
the kind of government they want...
...and deserve.

"You asked for it,
you got it!
0-Merica..."

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