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DUmmie FUnnies 12-19-08 (DUmmies Enraged Over Choice of Rick Warren to Deliver Invocation)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 19, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/19/2008 5:01:37 AM PST by PJ-Comix

WAAAAH! Why can't we have everything exactly our way? WAAAAH! Barack Obama chose someone to deliver the invocation at his inaugural that we don't like! WAAAH! Even though nobody remembers what is said at the invocation we are going to soil our diapers over this! Yes, the DUmmies are throwing a conniption fit over Obama's choice of Rick Warren to give the invocation at his inaugural next month and it is FUn to see them go over the edge as you can read in this THREAD titled, "Rick Warren? OK then, f*ck you too, Mr. Obama." So let us now watch the DUmmies toss profanity around over Rick Warren in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if Caroline Kennedy could serve as a backup Obama invocator in case Warren is tossed under the bus, is in the [barackets]:

Rick Warren? OK then, f*ck you too, Mr. Obama.

[Let the F-bombs fly!]

F*ck you, f*ck your stupid little jesus complex, f*ck your pandering to the uncommonly lowest denominator. F*ck it all. And especially f*ck you, Mr. Obama, and your jesus pals. F*ck you all.

[Going for the Guinness Book of Records for the most F-bombs used by appropriately named DUmmie Lance_Boyle? And now to the other angry DUmmies...]

Quick! Name two inaugural invocationists in the entire history of the United States. I'll spot you Billy Graham.

Can't? That's because NO ONE GIVES A CRAP, AND NO ONE WILL REMEMBER A WORD THAT GUY SAYS 30 SECONDS AFTER HE LEAVES THE DIAS.

[But will your remember what he says 30 seconds after he leaves the noches?]

I understand the anger. Rick Warren leading the invocation at the inauguration is an insult to many who worked their asses off to get Obama elected.

[I was sort of hoping that Michael Savage would have been chosen to deliver the invocation.]

Obama should realize that having Warren give the invocation is as offensive to gays and those who fight for civil rights for gays and others as it would be to fundies if Rev. Wright was giving the invocation. He had a lot of choices that would have been much better than Rick Warren.

[How about the choice of Ben Burch to deliver the invocation? Would that make you happy?]

Well, let's make those fundies happy, and ask him to ask Jeremiah Wright, his long-time pastor, give the invocation. What do you say?

[Actually it is a slap at Rev. Wright that he wasn't chosen but once under the bus, you must STAY there.]

The freeps are also up in arms over it, in case you hadn't noticed

[We are only upset because Pastor Charles Henrickson won't be delivering the invocation but I'm tossing his name out there for the Palin 2013 inaugural.]

We just can't go on as a country with people screaming at each other. One of the things that drove voters away from McCain was the aroma of hate from the Palin rallies and her supporters like Joe The Skinhead.

[The Ohio government official who investigated "Joe The Skinhead" has been driven away from her job.]

Obama needs us more than he needs Rick Warren, who already betrayed him once.

[Warren still has to betray the Obamassiah twice more to make it thrice before the cock crows.]

I'd love to know his justification for doing these things. Maybe he'll have warren march with the openly gay marching band. I'd pay to see that.

[Buy your ticket to that event from Ben Burch.]

I cant, for the life of me, understand why he's doing this. Giving this honor to an asshole that supported Prop 8 is... well... abhor able. It just isnt right. And I wannna know WHY.

[You can find the answer at the Brokeback Church.]

Put Rick Warren in a cone of silence and leave him there. This was a mistake.

[Meanwhile your skull is still stuck in the cone of silence.]

I make in my pants sometimes.

[And that was the infamous William Rivers Pitt informing us about his pants fouling habit.]

Obama is a Born Again Christian why are you upset?

[He is? Did that happen on the campaign trail?]

The more I see of this guy, the less I like. So I won't be watching the inauguration. Rick Warren is a collosal piece of shit. F*ck him and anyone who supports this shit.

[Including Obama.]

People change. Sen. Robert Byrd is a former member of the Klan. How do you think that process of change worked?

[Not well. And Byrd wasn't just a member. He was some sort of Grand Imperial Klizard.]

I'm sure that the inauguration address by Obama will just ooze hatred

[More likely it will just ooze snooze.]

This OP is dead serious about Rick f*cking Warren and Obama's bad f*cking decision. I'm bitter that Jeebus gets any representation at all at the inaugural - WTF did a corpse of 2000+ years have to do with anything? But I guess somebody has to be there to placate the religion-stupids. Imagine an inauguration with no prayer! The HORROR!

[Still lancing your boyle?]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; bigotry; dummies; homosexualagenda; perverts; prop8; queers; religiousbigotry; rickwarren; sodomites
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To: PJ-Comix

Heterophobia is the only hatred still sanctioned.

Pray for W, America and Our Troops


61 posted on 12/19/2008 12:38:33 PM PST by bray (Gov Palin isn't corrupt enough for DC)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

We had a pretty good layer of ice to scrape off the cars. Now that I’m back from bell ringing, we’re just sitting around taking it easy. A roast in the crock pot (those things the DUmmies consider useless...) and a beer in the fridge. Life is good.


62 posted on 12/19/2008 12:41:43 PM PST by bcsco (Illinois politicians should be read their Miranda rights when sworn in to office...)
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson

Into the top 70 like Rick Warren rushing to a gay wedding!

I’m no Warren fan, but at least he’s not the sort of total moron who thinks guy on guy action is the heart of the Christian experience.

I also have a special warning for the DUmmies: People who call the Lamb of God “JEEEEEBUS” get fed to the Flying Spaghetti Monster on Judgment Day.


63 posted on 12/19/2008 1:59:49 PM PST by Mr. Silverback ("[Palin] has not even lived in the Lower 48 since 1987. Come on! Really!" --Polybius)
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To: PJ-Comix
Quick! Name two inaugural invocationists in the entire history of the United States. I'll spot you Billy Graham. Can't? That's because NO ONE GIVES A CRAP, AND NO ONE WILL REMEMBER A WORD THAT GUY SAYS 30 SECONDS AFTER HE LEAVES THE DIAS.

What, no kewpie doll for this guy? Was he penalized because he misspelled dais?

64 posted on 12/19/2008 2:02:39 PM PST by Mr. Silverback ("[Palin] has not even lived in the Lower 48 since 1987. Come on! Really!" --Polybius)
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To: PJ-Comix
Obama needs us more than he needs Rick Warren, who already betrayed him once.

Yes, he asked him questions. The same questions he asked the Republican nominee, to the letter. Such a betrayal.

65 posted on 12/19/2008 2:04:24 PM PST by Mr. Silverback ("[Palin] has not even lived in the Lower 48 since 1987. Come on! Really!" --Polybius)
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To: PJ-Comix
WTF did a corpse of 2000+ years have to do with anything? But I guess somebody has to be there to placate the religion-stupids. Imagine an inauguration with no prayer! The HORROR!

So, they follow Karl Marx because he's only been dead 125 years?

66 posted on 12/19/2008 2:11:13 PM PST by Mr. Silverback ("[Palin] has not even lived in the Lower 48 since 1987. Come on! Really!" --Polybius)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Was the anchor male or female?


67 posted on 12/19/2008 2:19:00 PM PST by Mr. Silverback ("[Palin] has not even lived in the Lower 48 since 1987. Come on! Really!" --Polybius)
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To: Charles Henrickson
But I do NOT think Warren is a very good theologian and pastor. He botches the distinction between Law and Gospel pretty badly. He might be a step up from Joel Osteen, but that’s not saying a whole lot.

Not that I'm likely to go grab a copy of the PDL, but could you elaborate? (Take it to freepmail if you prefer).

68 posted on 12/19/2008 2:23:34 PM PST by Mr. Silverback ("[Palin] has not even lived in the Lower 48 since 1987. Come on! Really!" --Polybius)
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To: Mr. Silverback; Cletus.D.Yokel; bcsco; PJ-Comix; Paul Heinzman

Warren emphasizes what WE are supposed to do for God (Law) more than what GOD has done, is doing, and will do for us (Gospel).


69 posted on 12/19/2008 2:33:11 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Lutheran)
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To: Mr. Silverback

Rick Warren is NOT amused!


70 posted on 12/19/2008 2:53:51 PM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: Charles Henrickson

Wow! Tanks for the heads-up Pastor.

Me and Chemnitz would have never known! /sarc

and my apologies...I’m worn out from pushing ice


71 posted on 12/19/2008 2:55:20 PM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: Charles Henrickson
Warren emphasizes what WE are supposed to do for God (Law) more than what GOD has done, is doing, and will do for us (Gospel).

Seems there's a purpose in there somewhere...?

72 posted on 12/19/2008 3:24:03 PM PST by bcsco (Illinois politicians should be read their Miranda rights when sworn in to office...)
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To: PJ-Comix
Rick Warren? OK then, f*ck you too, Mr. Obama

RICK WARREN, NO PEACE !

73 posted on 12/19/2008 4:34:58 PM PST by mikrofon (DU-'FU' Bump)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Thanks!


74 posted on 12/19/2008 5:59:03 PM PST by Mr. Silverback ("[Palin] has not even lived in the Lower 48 since 1987. Come on! Really!" --Polybius)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Too bad for Rick Warren!!!


75 posted on 12/19/2008 6:00:35 PM PST by Mr. Silverback ("[Palin] has not even lived in the Lower 48 since 1987. Come on! Really!" --Polybius)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix; Paul Heinzman; beckysueb; Xenalyte; Purrcival; Mr. Silverback; ...
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76 posted on 12/20/2008 2:02:14 PM PST by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in Service to Humanity)
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To: franksolich

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,18003.0.html


77 posted on 12/20/2008 2:02:44 PM PST by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in Service to Humanity)
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To: franksolich

http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum505/showthread.php?t=8838


78 posted on 12/20/2008 2:03:10 PM PST by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in Service to Humanity)
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To: Cementjungle
You guys are of NO USE to Obama now. You have been used by a corrupt, power-hungry politician for his own gain. Obama won't even send you text messages any more now that he can hang out with the rich and powerful elite folks.

Wait until these folks discover that Barry is a consummate politician and "hope" and "change" really were nothing more than campaign slogans.
79 posted on 12/20/2008 7:55:15 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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