Posted on 12/19/2008 5:01:37 AM PST by PJ-Comix
WAAAAH! Why can't we have everything exactly our way? WAAAAH! Barack Obama chose someone to deliver the invocation at his inaugural that we don't like! WAAAH! Even though nobody remembers what is said at the invocation we are going to soil our diapers over this! Yes, the DUmmies are throwing a conniption fit over Obama's choice of Rick Warren to give the invocation at his inaugural next month and it is FUn to see them go over the edge as you can read in this THREAD titled, "Rick Warren? OK then, f*ck you too, Mr. Obama." So let us now watch the DUmmies toss profanity around over Rick Warren in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if Caroline Kennedy could serve as a backup Obama invocator in case Warren is tossed under the bus, is in the [barackets]:
Rick Warren? OK then, f*ck you too, Mr. Obama.
[Let the F-bombs fly!]
F*ck you, f*ck your stupid little jesus complex, f*ck your pandering to the uncommonly lowest denominator. F*ck it all. And especially f*ck you, Mr. Obama, and your jesus pals. F*ck you all.
[Going for the Guinness Book of Records for the most F-bombs used by appropriately named DUmmie Lance_Boyle? And now to the other angry DUmmies...]
Quick! Name two inaugural invocationists in the entire history of the United States. I'll spot you Billy Graham.
Can't? That's because NO ONE GIVES A CRAP, AND NO ONE WILL REMEMBER A WORD THAT GUY SAYS 30 SECONDS AFTER HE LEAVES THE DIAS.
[But will your remember what he says 30 seconds after he leaves the noches?]
I understand the anger. Rick Warren leading the invocation at the inauguration is an insult to many who worked their asses off to get Obama elected.
[I was sort of hoping that Michael Savage would have been chosen to deliver the invocation.]
Obama should realize that having Warren give the invocation is as offensive to gays and those who fight for civil rights for gays and others as it would be to fundies if Rev. Wright was giving the invocation. He had a lot of choices that would have been much better than Rick Warren.
[How about the choice of Ben Burch to deliver the invocation? Would that make you happy?]
Well, let's make those fundies happy, and ask him to ask Jeremiah Wright, his long-time pastor, give the invocation. What do you say?
[Actually it is a slap at Rev. Wright that he wasn't chosen but once under the bus, you must STAY there.]
The freeps are also up in arms over it, in case you hadn't noticed
[We are only upset because Pastor Charles Henrickson won't be delivering the invocation but I'm tossing his name out there for the Palin 2013 inaugural.]
We just can't go on as a country with people screaming at each other. One of the things that drove voters away from McCain was the aroma of hate from the Palin rallies and her supporters like Joe The Skinhead.
[The Ohio government official who investigated "Joe The Skinhead" has been driven away from her job.]
Obama needs us more than he needs Rick Warren, who already betrayed him once.
[Warren still has to betray the Obamassiah twice more to make it thrice before the cock crows.]
I'd love to know his justification for doing these things. Maybe he'll have warren march with the openly gay marching band. I'd pay to see that.
[Buy your ticket to that event from Ben Burch.]
I cant, for the life of me, understand why he's doing this. Giving this honor to an asshole that supported Prop 8 is... well... abhor able. It just isnt right. And I wannna know WHY.
[You can find the answer at the Brokeback Church.]
Put Rick Warren in a cone of silence and leave him there. This was a mistake.
[Meanwhile your skull is still stuck in the cone of silence.]
I make in my pants sometimes.
[And that was the infamous William Rivers Pitt informing us about his pants fouling habit.]
Obama is a Born Again Christian why are you upset?
[He is? Did that happen on the campaign trail?]
The more I see of this guy, the less I like. So I won't be watching the inauguration. Rick Warren is a collosal piece of shit. F*ck him and anyone who supports this shit.
[Including Obama.]
People change. Sen. Robert Byrd is a former member of the Klan. How do you think that process of change worked?
[Not well. And Byrd wasn't just a member. He was some sort of Grand Imperial Klizard.]
I'm sure that the inauguration address by Obama will just ooze hatred
[More likely it will just ooze snooze.]
This OP is dead serious about Rick f*cking Warren and Obama's bad f*cking decision. I'm bitter that Jeebus gets any representation at all at the inaugural - WTF did a corpse of 2000+ years have to do with anything? But I guess somebody has to be there to placate the religion-stupids. Imagine an inauguration with no prayer! The HORROR!
[Still lancing your boyle?]
[But will your remember what he says 30 seconds after he leaves the noches?]
Cue the vinyl! Al BeSure, "Night and Day"
Or, anything by Otis Day and the Knights
Your spelling is a "colossal" POS, DUmmie. Bend over and take another load where the sun don't shine.
I have this mental image of a DUmmie yelling the F-word to the cadence of the “nananana”s in the 60s “Batman” TV theme.
When I got up at 6:30 it was a mixture of snow and ice. And it's continued that way until now. Now it's snowing HARD! Probably 3-4" on the ground so far but it's crunchy to walk on (just ask our German Shorthair). We're supposed to get 6-9" altogether. Julie has the store in DeKalb staffed with people living nearby so she's staying home today.
I'll let you know more later after I return from ringing the Salvation Army bell from noon-1 pm in front of our grocery. Did it last Friday in front of Wal-Mart but that was a fairly nice day.
Tuesday night, our Golden K club participated in the annual CAN (Children's Action Network) Needy Children's Christmas program. We volunteer to take children to Wal-Mart to buy essentials such as clothing. We meet the families at the Methodist Church's hall, and take the kids to WM while the parents enjoy cookies and such. I had 3 young Hispanic children, an 8 yo daughter and two younger brothers. Each kid got a $75 Wal-Mart gift card to cover the cost. Anyway, this was in the midst of Tuesday's 4" snowstorm. We finished shopping and I had to get the ice off the windshield and wipers before I could return to the hall. Working on the driver's wiper, the thing came off in my hand. I spent 5 minutes in the dark getting frustrated, trying to get it back on. Once back in the car, the oldest boy shouts "Hey Jim, shopping was FUN!. Thanks a lot!!". Then when we're walking into the hall he says "Boy! I shopped 'till I dropped!" I couldn't stop laughing. Windshield wiper? What windshield wiper?
Oh, and we noted at our breakfast meeting yesterday that our contributions to CAN, along with those from other organizations and businesses, provided 200 gift cards at $75 each. Not bad for a small town. I'll tell ya, doing something like that is the greatest present of all...
Remember over 70% of blacks in California voted for Prop 8.
What a great story, bcsco, and what a great idea! Thanks!
I know the small town Baptist Graham/Warren keepers near me are majority democrat voters.... and none of them plan on getting left behind. And I am not talking just about rural hicks but lawyers, doctors, school board members, and teachers, etc.... The place to go to church if one wants to be connected. Although their first preference was Hillary. Remember that anointing that Billy Graham gave Hillary on his come to Jesus tour in New York City.
They in majority despise President Bush.
You are an evil, greedy, hate mongering, conservative!
A good, tolerant liberal would demand a government program to relieve you of your evil activities.
/s
(God Bless you! If not for folks like you, this nation would fall apart....even faster.)
Don’t thank me. Go join a Kiwanis organization in your town. With programs like Bringing Up Grades, Terrific Kids, Builders Club, Key Club and others, we do make a difference. Kiwanis also makes it easy for businesses to participate. Businesses can join a local club, appointing one or more of their employees to represent them. Or, Businesses can set up their own internal Kiwanis organization. Also, if individuals have issues with where and when clubs meet, or see the need for other programs that aren’t being pushed, they can join and become a “satellite” of the club with their own meetings, etc. Kiwanis wants to make it easy to join as well as meaningful.
Sales pitch.../off
In reply, I’ll direct you to my post #29 shortly after yours...
I feel sooooo swaddled in peace, tolerance, and love.
Let’s be fair. Rick Warren gets beaten up almost as badly here on FR (see any reference to him in the religion section), with out the foul language, of course.
What a great story! Thanks for sharing as it really set my day off in the right way! :)
>>This OP is dead serious about Rick f*cking Warren and Obama’s bad f*cking decision. I’m bitter that Jeebus gets any representation at all at the inaugural - WTF did a corpse of 2000+ years have to do with anything? But I guess somebody has to be there to placate the religion-stupids. Imagine an inauguration with no prayer! The HORROR! <<
These are seriously scary people.
We are? I guess I missed that thread.
It's astonishing how much the DUmmies cry and whine if they don't get EVERYTHING their way. I'm actually starting to like Obama a little bit, if he can get the DUmmies to behave so hysterically FUnnie.
Our ice storm is coming this weekend.
We got six inches of snow in Seattle yesterday.
What's really strange is how liberals can keep two diametrically opposing thoughts in their heads at one time. Everyone who believes in a religion (especially Christianity) is so incredible stupid. Obama has said that he is a Christian and has Warren giving a sermon but anyone who would call Obama stupid is an ignorant racist.
This is all a bunch of yammering. It doesn't matter what Obama does, they will still vote for him next election and everyone knows it.
This kind of weather always reminds me of that evening in 1993 when WILX-TV’s weather guru Andy Provenzano said to his news anchor...
I can promise you at least six inches tonight.
LOL! Oh, my.
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