Rosie Puts up Real Stinker; NBC Boots Her to the Curb

Feed Your ADHD ^ | 11/28/2008 | Dr. Dave

[bloodmeridian]

In unprecedented swift action, NBC dropped Rosie O’Donnell’s new variety show after only one night.

“There are a lot of things to be thankful for today, and one of them is that NBC viewers won’t have to look at Rosie anymore,” Jeff Zucker, president and CEO of NBC Universal, said Thursday while preparing for a Thanksgiving feast of tofu, bean sprouts, and salmon spaghetti carbonara.

Zucker hinted he was considering asking President George W. Bush if it was legal to incarcerate O’Donnell in Gitmo on charges of terrorizing an audience.

[my_pointy_head_is_sharp]

“There are a lot of things to be thankful for today, and one of them is that NBC viewers won’t have to look at Rosie anymore,” Jeff Zucker, president and CEO of NBC Universal, said...

Oh, too bad, it's only satire. For a moment I thought that somebody in Hollywood had grown a backbone. What was I thinking!!!

[johnthebaptistmoore]

But she’s a far leftist, so that makes it O.K.

[newnhdad]

To be fair, this was a crappy night for a premier. I think they wanted it to fail. Either way, good riddance to bad rubbbish..

[Robwin]

Has Rosie come out yet and blamed the failure of her show on homophobia?

[nufsed]

That’s too bad. I heard she was ging to open next weeks show with a speech about the evils of guns, while NBC ran a video of her kids’s armed bodyguards taking the kids to school.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

while preparing for a Thanksgiving feast of tofu, bean sprouts, and salmon spaghetti carbonara.

BLEH!

[mad_as_he$$]

Big fork?

[jyoders19]

What’s truly hard to believe is somebody actually thought Rosie O’Donnell singing about how much she likes to eat is something America wants to see and hear.