Posted on 11/27/2008 6:49:27 AM PST by bloodmeridian
Disgusted with an elections process that won’t allow him to steal enough votes to win, (not so funny) comedian Al Franken (D) vowed today to the leave the country as soon as possible.
“Damn. I really thought those crackpots on the Board of Canvassers were going to let me win this thing, but they apparently believe in fair elections up here,” Franken said, flapping his ample lips. “This is ridiculous. If a man can’t steal an election, how can we say there is liberty and freedom to pursue happiness in this country? I’m going to leave this friggin’ place. It’s not socialist enough yet. I’ll go live with Sean Penn…or maybe Alec Baldwin. He’s funnier than I am.”
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That would be solid proof of a higher power...
Hey, Al, I hear Iran’s pretty nice this time of year.
American can not afford another washed-up clown in Congress.
Oh be still my beating heart. I am sure he will be right there behind B. S-triesand and and Alex Baldwin.
(We can only hope he has the testicular fortitude to actually carry this out, rather than it being just another temper tantrum by yet another liberal child who didn’t get his cookie.)
The truth is tougher. Franken’s gone to DC and gained Reid’s support for the Senate, controlled by Democrats, to grant him the election.
Congress is where clowns go when they retire.
What’s the latest word on that election?
Are we taking up a small fund to help him buy his ONE WAY ticket out of America? If so, I will donate. But on the condition that he NEVER RETURN.
The more of these mindless, anti-American fools we can get rid of, the far better for America.
India. Definitely INDIA. Mumbai is LOVELY this time of year.
And tell him to be sure to pin his US passport to his lapel and wear his yarmulke.
Is this REAL or just Satire????
When is the last time a Fraken-type has made this promise and kept it?
Can you say Alec Baldwin?
Liberals lie.
Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. (Idiot...if he waited a few years, Obama will have made this place socialistic enough to even make Marx giddy.)
I can not believe that half of the electorate wants a person like franken to represent them. This, my friends, is a troubling sign for the future.
JoMa
LOL! All I can add is that I’ll throw in a small American flag for him to carry as he strolls through the streets.
I guess he means San Francisco!
(LOL) I’m going to miss him!
I knew that America was full of idiots. But when the state of Minnesota started to vote for this clown, I HAD NO DOUBT that the majority of the clowns of this country LIVED IN MINNESOTA!!!! Move the entire state to Canada. We don’t need it any more. Since we have 57 or 58 states, losing one will not matter. Oh, Minnesota, take Michigan, Illinois, NY, NJ, RI, Mass., Conn., oh hell, all of New England, CA, OR, WA, PA, with you.
The bad part is this is something that clown might really say. On the other hand if he did leave, our gain would be....
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