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DUmmie FUnnies 11-17-08 (DUmmie madfloridian feels used, tossed, and persecuted!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 17, 2008 | madfloridian, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 11/17/2008 6:50:32 PM PST by Charles Henrickson

Just a few days after the Young Prince's election, we documented for you the beginnings of DUmmie concern about Obambi moving to the center, in our DUFU, The honeymoon's over! DUmmies DUmp on Rahm!. That thread was started by DUmmie madfloridian. Now DUmmie madfloridian is back, again worried about an Obama administration not as leftist as hoped for, and feeling that the Looney Left was just USED in order to win the election. Witness this THREAD, "Take their money, use their energy, but don't pay too much attention to their demands."

But what makes this thread even FUnnier is the extreme HYPERSENSITIVITY to any criticism on the part of DUmmie madfloridian! Whenever any DUmmie posts anything questioning her on even the slightest of points, she replies immediately, as though she were under attack! Out of the first 82 replies, madfloridian has about 27 of them (a third!), mostly whining about how unfairly her fellow DUmmies are treating her! To keep the players straight, after madfloridian's opening post, when we get to the replies, I will label hers, "MF" ("madfloridian," of course).

So enjoy the sight of DUmmies never satisfied and madfloridian feeling persecuted, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, more concerned about a certain awolfloridian, is in the [brackets]:

Take their money, use their energy, but don't pay too much attention to their demands.

[Same old story: DUped, then DUmped.]

I think we are very lucky to have Obama as our President Elect. If I question, it is the people around him. . . .

[What you're saying is, Emperor Zero is just a figurehead, a prop.]

I feel like many of us who worked for and donated to the DNC are not going to be needed again for the next four years. I did not think it would be that way.

[You're like the girl who wakes up to an empty bed and says, "But he said he loved me!"]

anyone other than the leaders of the party who make the decisions are not especially worthy to be involved in the planning. They use various names for us...netroots, nutroots, grassroots, bloggers, liberals, activists.

[DUmmies, moonbats, the Looney Left. . . .]

what we are facing in trying to be relevant in a party that decided the direction years ago. It will be an unhill battle.

[Ironic Typo Award.]

use them and toss them.

[Disposable DUmmies.]

They may assume that the activists, grassroots, netroots, liberals are not their enemy after all, that many of us actually have good ideas, intelligence, and common sense....or they will continue to relegate us to the status of fringe.

[I'd go with the latter.]

We need to be on guard.

[You're about as "on guard" as anybody, madfloridian, even against your fellow DUmmies, as we're about to see. . . .]

I am never disappointed when I click on one of your posts. . . .

[A nice, kind reply. A compliment. But now watch madfloridian's guard go up right away. . . .]

MF: Many are. disappointed that is.

[MF's persecution complex will soon become a self-fulfilling prophecy.]

I will rejoice when you, madfloridian, can embrace our new president. . . . What specifically don't you like about him? . . . Who's side are you on?

[madfloridian is on madfloridian's side.]

MF: Whose side am I am on?????? Explain that. After all my years here? You wonder? What the heck is going on here, that blind loyalty is demanded.

[DUmmieland is a FReeper FRont.]

MF: I guess I could shut up. What do you think? I know, I am a downer. Why are so many DEMANDING obedient unquestioning loyalty. Sorry I am disappointing people. . . . I am funny that way.

[Yes, you are!]

did you see PE Obama and his wife on 60 Minutes, for most of the hour, tonight? I find them both delightful.

[Sorry, them's FIGHTIN' WORDS to MF!]

MF: I adore the Obamas. I resent that you think I don't.

[Back off, Jack!]

You 'resent' everyone who doesn't agree with you.

[Ya think?]

MF: No, I don't resent those who disagree without putting me down.

[But I resent YOU for suggesting such a thing!]

MF: I take a lot here, and seldom get mad . . .

[. . . even though my name is MADfloridian!]

Then stop sounding like the hurt person and state your case.

[How DARE you?!]

MF: I stated my case clearly and you jumped my butt.

[The Benburch Maneuver.]

Again, it's all about you, my dear.

MF: Who started that "all about me" talking point about me?

[Note the rich irony in MF's reply.]

No don't shut up. . . . we need our Paul Revere, now even as we needed him centuries ago.

[Listen, my DUmmies, this post meridian
To the paranoid rant of madfloridian
On the 17th of November of 2008;
There's hardly a DUmmie who doesn't hate
The incessant resentment of that bloomin' idiot.]

MF: I don't like to be told I must love the people around Obama. . . . Boy, people here don't tolerate questioning anymore. That's a shame. My post was good.

I apologize. I must have confused your username with somebody else.

[You must have been thinking of the NON-paranoid madfloridian.]

He hasn't even taken office and you're already backstabbing Obama.

[madfloridian has Obama's back.]

MF: I am the one alone. Totally alone here anymore. Because I do not like some around Obama. . . . But go ahead and rip this whole thread apart with attacks on me.

[Me, me, me, MEEEE!!!!!!]

it's not what you say, but how you bristle and act as if you have been personally insulted when someone disagrees with you.

[Bristle while you go berserk, bristle while you go berserk. . . .]

MF: Why don't you contact the moderators and have them ban me?

[Banned on the run. . . .]

You're playing martyr. No one is silencing you.

[In fact, we can't get you to shut up!]

MF: This is like an effort to stop any criticism and it needs to stop.

[And yours is an effort to stop any effort to stop any criticism, and you need to stop needing it to stop. Stop.]

MF: People are afraid to post in my threads lately. When I defend myself, I get accused of making it all about me.

[Now how in the WORLD could people get such a crazy idea??]

The Republicans are eagerly hoping for liberals to be quickly disenchanted with Obama so they can bounce back in two years.

[And the DUmmie FUnnies is eagerly hoping for you DUmmies to be disenchanted, so we have something to LAUGH about for the next two years!]

MF: I can't wait to see the attacks in the morning. Will be overwhelming.

[madfloridian thrives on being "attacked."]

The sun doesn't shine out Obama's ass, he's not going to give us all a pony. . . .

[D*MN that Obama!]

Those who want me to Sit Down and Shut Up can Bite Me.

[The Reality-Based Community Bites.]

MF: And I say goodbye. . . . I have had it.

[Somehow, madfloridian, I do not think we have heard the last from you.]


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KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies
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Hey, today is my 8th FReeper Birthday! (Since Nov 17, 2000)
1 posted on 11/17/2008 6:50:32 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


2 posted on 11/17/2008 6:51:48 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Today is my 8th FReeper Birthday!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Happy Birthday! Top five!


3 posted on 11/17/2008 6:53:01 PM PST by Mr. Silverback ("[Palin] has not even lived in the Lower 48 since 1987. Come on! Really!" --Polybius)
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To: Charles Henrickson

3!


4 posted on 11/17/2008 6:53:15 PM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top ten. It’s good to be back.


5 posted on 11/17/2008 6:53:16 PM PST by Mercat (God doesn't call me to be successful. God calls me to be faithful. Mother Teresa)
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To: Charles Henrickson

TOP 10!!


6 posted on 11/17/2008 6:54:04 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Der neuen Fuhrer: AKA the Murdering Messiah: Keep your power dry, folks)
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To: Mercat
Top ten. It’s good to be back.

Tell me about it...

7 posted on 11/17/2008 6:54:39 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Der neuen Fuhrer: AKA the Murdering Messiah: Keep your power dry, folks)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Happy Returns of The Day, Charles!


8 posted on 11/17/2008 6:54:43 PM PST by Old Sarge (For the first time in my life, I am ashamed to be an American)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Happy FR Birthday!


9 posted on 11/17/2008 6:58:04 PM PST by KoRn
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To: Charles Henrickson

Wow, I’m really behind. Last time I saw DUmmie FUnnies, PJ was still running it...been a while, eh?

Happy FreepDay to you.


10 posted on 11/17/2008 7:01:46 PM PST by Scothia (Sarah! Anyone else would Palin comparison.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
[You're like the girl who wakes up to an empty bed and says, "But he said he loved me!"]

Empty?! I ain't leavin' till I get breakfast!

11 posted on 11/17/2008 7:02:13 PM PST by CE2949BB (Fight.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Well Hap Hap Hap eeee FReePer Day, CH.

And thanks for the post!


12 posted on 11/17/2008 7:02:28 PM PST by justkate
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To: Charles Henrickson

Ah, DU - the neverending cavalcade of drama.


13 posted on 11/17/2008 7:03:55 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Scothia; PJ-Comix; Paul Heinzman; franksolich
Last time I saw DUmmie FUnnies, PJ was still running it...been a while, eh?

This is still Peej's baby, but he's been spending more time over at newsbusters lately. Lest anyone think I'm pulling an Alexander Haig here! Just doing my occasional pinch-hitting duties.

14 posted on 11/17/2008 7:05:38 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Today is my 8th FReeper Birthday!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I want my PONY! LOL


15 posted on 11/17/2008 7:08:06 PM PST by MaxMax (I'll welcome death when God calls me. Until then, the fight is on)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Great poem.

Happy Birthday, Wadsworth!

16 posted on 11/17/2008 7:12:03 PM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: Charles Henrickson
People are afraid to post in my threads lately. When I defend myself, I get accused of making it all about me

%%
I've been cheated
Been mistreated
When will I be loved?
%%

17 posted on 11/17/2008 7:12:47 PM PST by mikrofon (Happy AnniFRsary!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, more concerned about a certain awolfloridian, is in the [brackets]

I'm here. In fact I mentioned you in a story I posted this AM. Be sure to watch Nova tomorrow. You might have some great material for your next sermon.

18 posted on 11/17/2008 7:13:34 PM PST by PJ-Comix (The Tide Turned Just a Half Year After Pearl Harbor)
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To: Charles Henrickson
"MF: Whose side am I am on?????? Explain that. After all my years here?" Do you know who I am? I'm kind of a big deal around here...
19 posted on 11/17/2008 7:14:31 PM PST by GQuagmire (Giggety,Giggety,Giggety)
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To: MaxMax

FREE UNIVERSAL PONIES FOR ALL!


20 posted on 11/17/2008 7:30:26 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Today is my 8th FReeper Birthday!)
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