Posted on 11/15/2008 9:39:00 PM PST by John Semmens
President-Elect Barack Obama has demanded that all potential appointees undergo a thorough background check prior to being considered for any job in his administration. Would-be cabinet members, deputies, assistants, aides, secretaries, and receptionists are being asked to provide extensive dossiers on themselves if they hope to be hired.
Among the documents required are original birth certificates, all school transcripts, complete health records, military service histories, any police reports, and a listing of all business and personal associates since the applicant’s 18th birthday. Applicants are also being required to submit, under penalty of perjury, sworn affidavits either admitting to the commission of any illegal acts for which no police records exist or attesting that no illegal acts were ever committed.
“My administration will be the cleanest in the history of this country,” Obama proclaimed. “There must be no taint of illicit actions or associations to undermine the nation’s faith in me. I’m not saying people have to have been saints. But they must confess any mistakes they may have made to me or my designated agents before they can be considered. America can be assured that only the worthy and repentant will be appointed.”
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YO, BARRY ... HOW’Z about YOU FILLING one of those OUT and get back to us!!
Heil Fuhrer/Messiah
So funny.
This from a guy who may not even be qualified to hold the office constitutionally.
Turd.
oh! this is satire. another good one mr. semmens!
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You enjoy this, don’t you ? :)
**oh! this is satire.**
With Nobama and the rest of the LIBS, it’s getting so hard to tell the difference between Fact and Satire!!
Seen that one coming.
If you read the 63 questions...the only thing he doesn’t ask for....is the birth certificate. Everything else is being ordered onto the table.
I looked at the questionare and started estimated how long it’d take me to assemble this entire “book” on myself. The answer? If I spent fifteen hours a day....at least three entire days. The text of speeches is going to be a major problem for guys to assemble...probably in PDF format, and send onto the team.
Its really funny...when you ask what Washington wanted when he assembled his cabinet.
I love this, coming from president “DO as I SAY! -Not as I DO!!!”
Heil! Mr. obama!
Gotta go folks, someone’s knocking down my door...
This coming from a guy with such a diseased history...
“My administration will be the cleanest in the history of this country,” Obama proclaimed.”
I remember Bill Clinton said the same thing when he was sworn into office. What a lying s**thole his administration was soon after. Barky “I will not release my records” is off to a good start!
Bill Clinton said “My cabinet will LOOK LIKE AMERICA.”
it ended up looking like “AMERICA’S MOST WANTED!”
so.....only the best liers need apply
It takes one to know one. So he doesn’t want big liars like himself in his adminstration. That’s a good sign.
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Most of it still works!
Most of my joke still works?
LOL!
Which part doesn’t?
This jerk goes proctological on applicants while dissing any requests that he submit a valid birth certificate to meet the Constitutional requirements for the office of POTUS.
I expect to see both issues covered in depth in tomorrow’s msm.
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