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Reverend Jeremiah Wright To Deliver Obama’s Swearing In Invocation [Satire]
Elective Decisions ^ | 11/10/08 | Chris Davis

Posted on 11/10/2008 4:09:23 PM PST by writer33

Chicago—As his transition continues in full swing, Senator Barack Obama, D-IL, has announced that Reverend Jeremiah Wright will deliver his swearing in invocation on January 20, 2009, to help “begin the healing process of the racial divide in America.”

The announcement comes after the election of the first black President of the United States, and according to newly appointed Chief of Staff, Rahm Emmanuel, is “an indication of just how President-elect Obama plans to rule America.”

(Excerpt) Read more at electivedecisions.wordpress.com ...


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Religion
KEYWORDS: barackobama; jeremiahwright; keitholbermann; marines; rahmemmanuel; satire
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To: hflynn

Maybe you can still see the bus tire marks across his chest on something else. I’m sure they’ll be plenty of opportunities.


41 posted on 11/10/2008 4:34:25 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

...does this mean we won’t get to hear from Father Pfleger?


42 posted on 11/10/2008 4:34:41 PM PST by americanophile
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To: Enterprise
Where’s the satire?

It hurts, Enterprise. Pull the knife out. LOL :-)

43 posted on 11/10/2008 4:35:29 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

Actually I figured Farrakhan would do the invoking.


44 posted on 11/10/2008 4:36:02 PM PST by Argus (Stuff Compassionate and Maverick - just try plain old CONSERVATISM again)
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To: americanophile

No Father Pfleger. Sorry, but I’m sure Obama can invite him to offer a blessing at some other White House function.


45 posted on 11/10/2008 4:36:08 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: Argus

Farrakhan would be a nice chose for the invocation.


46 posted on 11/10/2008 4:36:43 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

LOL - you are getting too close to the truth these days!


47 posted on 11/10/2008 4:36:48 PM PST by Enterprise (No Oil for Democrats!)
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To: Enterprise

My next satire won’t be close at all. I’m giving this kind of stuff a rest for a few days.


48 posted on 11/10/2008 4:37:33 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

“Satire”

My blood pressure thanks you for the warning.


49 posted on 11/10/2008 4:40:44 PM PST by Pearls Before Swine (Is /sarc really necessary?)
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To: writer33

The weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth is what I’m looking forward to from the MSM ... those were the people who put him in office ...


50 posted on 11/10/2008 4:40:45 PM PST by SkyDancer ("I Believe In The Law Until It Interferes With Justice")
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To: Pearls Before Swine
My blood pressure thanks you for the warning.

You're welcome. I don't want anyone kicking the bucket on a satire.

51 posted on 11/10/2008 4:48:32 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: SkyDancer

Me as well. I look forward to that as well.


52 posted on 11/10/2008 4:49:09 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: houeto
Tighten up!

Word.
53 posted on 11/10/2008 4:50:44 PM PST by beezdotcom
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To: writer33
Satire

Darn you. I almost had a heart attck.

54 posted on 11/10/2008 4:51:13 PM PST by mlocher (USA is a sovereign nation)
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To: houeto

i stand corrected!


55 posted on 11/10/2008 4:56:40 PM PST by gunnyg
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To: mlocher

No heart attackd allowed. But thanks for reading. I appreciate it.


56 posted on 11/10/2008 4:57:23 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: mlocher

No heart attacks allowed. But thanks for reading. I appreciate it.


57 posted on 11/10/2008 4:57:31 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33
No heart attacks allowed.

I don't know if I can hold out for four years!

58 posted on 11/10/2008 5:04:59 PM PST by mlocher (USA is a sovereign nation)
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To: mlocher

Maybe, in two, we can take back control of Congress. That will decidely help.


59 posted on 11/10/2008 5:05:57 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33
Maybe, in two, we can take back control of Congress.

I think my heart can last two years!

60 posted on 11/10/2008 5:07:02 PM PST by mlocher (USA is a sovereign nation)
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