Posted on 11/04/2008 12:54:28 PM PST by foutsc
You voted, now enjoy a laugh courtesy of Larry the Cable Guy
I don't care who you are, now this is funny!
According the Larry the Cable Guy... Barack Obama, the lead Presidential Democratic Party candidate, is for banning all guns in America. He is considered by those who have dealt with him as a bit more than just a little self-righteous.
At a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas , he asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.
Then he said into the microphone, 'Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence.'
Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced the quiet and said: ''Well, dumb-@$$, stop clapping!"
ah don care who y’are, dat’s funny raht there!
Go Lawrence from Nebraska!!!!!!
You, Ron White, Bill Engvall, and Jeff Foxworthy have some of the funniest bits “they is!!”
From the mouths of babes....
Thanks, I love me some LTCG....
Thanks, I love me some LTCG....
While it is funny it also has a very detrimental effect. Assume he is clapping once every 10 seconds, that is 6 claps per minute, 360 claps per hour, 8,640 claps per day, 3,153,600 claps per year. While you and I know it is comedy some ding-a-ling will pick up this Internet message, do the math, and will be claiming that 3,153,600 children are shot and killed every year in the US. And the general population will buy that and here we go with another stupid set of laws.
Loved listening to him call into the Omaha radio stations years ago.
We could use a LTCG commentary... “What the hell is this, Russia?”
How about this?
“every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from abortion”
What’s all this talk about gun violence!
How about a little love...
I just kissed my Mossberg, how about you?
I’m contemplating places to hide mine
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