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Cartoon caption for Parade that's NOT going to win
Parade magazine ^
| Oct 19, 2008
| Nateman
Posted on 10/19/2008 6:02:23 PM PDT by Nateman
Parade magazine published a cartoon caption contest today. I made 10 entries. Two of them I'm sure will absolutely NOT win. I figure folks here will enjoy them though.
1. Well DUH! Of course I'm voting for him ! These rumors you've been reading on the Internet of him being some old giant mutant rat are just that, rumors!
2. Hey, I understand! OK? Sure I'm your friend and you're proud of that, but I know that if you're going to win this election you must deny me!
TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: caption; cartoon; contest; parade
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The image is hotlinked right to their site so it might not work after awhile. I'm sure the Parade link to the contest itself will be good for quite awhile if the image is lost here.
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posted on
10/19/2008 6:02:26 PM PDT
by
Nateman
To: Nateman
"Well, if you must know. First, I'll tell them I'll spread the cheese around..."
2
posted on
10/19/2008 6:07:43 PM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all.)
To: Nateman
I registered 53 times in Ohio as Mickey Mouse. I have to look the part at least!
To: Nateman
I just figured, if Obama can convince people he's an average American I can convince the mice I'm just one of them too!
To: PajamaTruthMafia
Wow! That’s some Funny unapproved Obamanation stuff you got there! Looks like I’m not the only sure fire loser out here!
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posted on
10/19/2008 6:14:25 PM PDT
by
Nateman
(You only need to fool half of them every 2 years.)
To: Nateman
To: Nateman
The ACORN people promised me a squirrel if I said I was Mickey Mouse and voted for Obama
To: Nateman
“Brother, can you spare an ACORN?”
To: PajamaTruthMafia
The guy I voted for promised 3 square meals a day , heath care, you name it, but all I got was this stupid hat!
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posted on
10/19/2008 6:24:03 PM PDT
by
Nateman
(You only need to fool half of them every 2 years.)
To: Nateman
Comrade cat, you know the Obamessiah’s directives! Where is YOUR HAT!
10
posted on
10/19/2008 6:27:38 PM PDT
by
Nateman
(You only need to fool half of them every 2 years.)
To: PajamaTruthMafia
Somebody told me you were a bigot.Tell me, how are you voting on the same species marriage proposition?
11
posted on
10/19/2008 6:36:18 PM PDT
by
Nateman
(You only need to fool half of them every 2 years.)
To: Nateman
I know you disapprove of this hat Honey. I just don’t get it. We’re naturally much stronger but somehow they keep winning and making us do things their way.
12
posted on
10/19/2008 6:44:13 PM PDT
by
Nateman
(You only need to fool half of them every 2 years.)
To: Nateman
Yea, I feel the same way too. Since ABC took over operations things around here just are’nt right anymore.
13
posted on
10/19/2008 6:48:38 PM PDT
by
Nateman
(You only need to fool half of them every 2 years.)
To: Texas Eagle
I’m sorry but you got me confused with that other guy, I’m the “Cat in the Hat that voted for a Rat”.
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posted on
10/19/2008 6:55:16 PM PDT
by
Nateman
(You only need to fool half of them every 2 years.)
To: Fester Chugabrew
Alright I'll tell you. This hat is worn by the members of American Cats Organized for a Rat Nation or ACORN for short.
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posted on
10/19/2008 7:04:35 PM PDT
by
Nateman
(You only need to fool half of them every 2 years.)
To: Texas Eagle
"Does this look self-loathing enough for the Obama rally?"
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posted on
10/19/2008 7:32:23 PM PDT
by
Thrownatbirth
(.....Iraq Invasion fan since '91.)
To: Thrownatbirth
So I’m a RAT lover . You got a problem with that you extreme right wing racist homophobic woman hater?
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posted on
10/19/2008 7:57:46 PM PDT
by
Nateman
(You only need to fool half of them every 2 years.)
To: Nateman
So what! He wants unconditioned talks with the rats! You just don’t like him because he’s the first orange tabby to ever hold that office!
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posted on
10/19/2008 9:02:54 PM PDT
by
Nateman
(You only need to fool half of them every 2 years.)
To: Nateman
"I want you to respect my decision to live an alternate lifestyle as a transpecied cat."
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posted on
10/20/2008 10:51:43 AM PDT
by
weegee
(In honor of Joe the Plumber, at noon, we should all lower our trousers to half mast.)
To: PajamaTruthMafia
"Beware! My owners said we were going to Disneyland but really they took me to the vet to get snipped. They gave me this snappy hat so you wouldn't suspect a thing."
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posted on
10/20/2008 10:53:59 AM PDT
by
weegee
(In honor of Joe the Plumber, at noon, we should all lower our trousers to half mast.)
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