Posted on 09/05/2008 7:11:13 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
Bush Derangement Syndrome (BDS) has just about run its course (exp. 1-20-09), so the DUmmies have to find a new monster to get their blood boiling. They've found just the right candidate, the girl of their nightmares, namely, Sarah Palin. The last few days the DUmmies have been cramping up with a bad case of PMS--Palin Madness Syndrome! Governor Palin's grand slam of a speech and her skyrocketing popularity have sent their PMS symptoms up to levels rarely seen even with BDS! The frothing at the mouth is fierce and FUnnie at the same time and in full display all across the DUmp, as seen in this THREAD, "Plenty of Non-Sexist Words for Palin's Shockingly Poor Performance," and this THREAD, "Palin Power: Fresh Face Now More Popular Than Obama, McCain."
So make sure your rabies shots are up-to-date as we take a field sample, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, enjoying the sight of a woman field-dressing a donkey, is in the [brackets]:
Plenty of Non-Sexist Words for Palin's Shockingly Poor Performance
[Try "sensational," "fantastic," "blow-the-roof-off-the-place great," "record ratings". . . .]
Forget shrill and all the words that will get PUMA's panties in a twist.
[Thank you, Harry Reid, for that sexist put-down! Even Campbell Brown was offended. FORGET "shrill"? There are plenty of women who won't!]
Try mean, as in it is mean spirited to say that a community organizer does not have actual responsibilities.
[Try "Zero," as in "Zero! Zero! Zero!"]
Try ignorant.
[As in, "DUmmies."]
Try hypocritical.
["Hypocritical," as in SUPPOSED "feminists," who attack Governor Palin for being a successful working mom. "Hypocritical," as in a bunch of debauched, depraved, degenerates who suddenly get all concerned about sexual morality. "Hypocritical," as in the Party of Love and the New Politics spewing more crude than an Alaskan oil well.]
Try pit bull. . . .
[With lipstick, you dipstick.]
Try idiot.
[As in, "the leftist lowlifers whose personal attacks on Governor Palin and her family drove the ratings for her speech to record levels and rallied the nation to her defense." THANX, idiots! And thanx to you, DUmmie McCamy Taylor, for your fine display of Palin Madness Syndrome. Now wipe the froth off your mouth while we collect PMS samples from your fellow DUmmies. . . .]
We MUST "OUT" +Force this little pip OUT NOW!
[This "little pip" just ripped your guy a new one!]
Well, if you put lipstick on a rabid dog in heat, it's still a b*tch.
[If you put Palin Madness Syndrome in a DUmmie, it turns into a hypocritical sexist.]
There's nothing "tough" or "strong" about a vile, mean-spirited mental lightweight spewing vitriol like a high-school "Heather." Pit bulls have far more redeeming qualities than Sarah Palin. She's more like a nasty toy poodle ... self-indulged and a spoiled brat. Shiny on the outside; maggots on the inside.
[Who let the dogs out? 'Cause the DUmmies are on the run!]
A$$hole suits her to a T.
[Palin Madness Syndrome suits you to a P, as in "PMS"!]
There are NO words to vile to describe this woman. She is a MONSTER.
[AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! IT'S THE ABOMINABLE SNOW MONSTER!!!!!!!]
And we're going to send her snowbilly butt screaming back to Alaska with her pointed tail between her hooved legs!
[Send the White Witch back on her snowmobile snowmachine!]
Her excuse was being a woman. But that was no woman.
[It was Karl Rove in drag.]
Licking down the baby's hair was scripted. . . .
[Piper is a Perfect Rovian Plant.]
This person is an a$$hole. It's on the record- Alaskans know it- and then some.
[That must explain her 86% approval ratings.]
I think they may use Palin to deliver some really nasty attacks that McCain couldn't pull off. Well actually, they just did.
[Hee! Hee! McBrilliant!]
She is so dumb it is painful to watch her.
[Well, there were 40 million masochists who tuned in to watch her, then.]
I especially liked the "fascist fear monger, idiot a$$hole" part.
[Words of love, so soft and tender. . . .]
We need to keep hitting on the issues like this!
[Especially the "idiot a$$hole" issue.]
Palin just sent me over the edge. Her smug factor is off the charts. It seems like she is being groomed to become a good looking female Karl Rove and that really scares me.
[Like I said, "Sarah Palin" IS Karl Rove in drag.]
I'm enjoying this site very much today, finding that so many people agreed with my gut reactions. . . .
[And gutter remarks.]
I just don't understand why even many of the PBS people were saying how great her speech was.
[However, we FULLY understand why you PMS people are so consumed with Palin Madness Syndrome!]
LACK OF A PENIS is not a JOB QUALIFIER.... nor is 5 years in captivity
[Lack of a brain is not a DISqualifier from posting in DUmmieland. In fact, it's a requirement!]
since she compared herself with a pit bull, I have to go along with that and agree with her that she is a B*TCH.
[The verdict is in: PMS is the new BDS! Now let's go to the other DUmmieland thread, where they report the latest Rasmussen poll, which shows that Palin is now more popular than Obama. . . .]
She's an inexperienced celebrity.
[Correction, Obama is a "he."]
I'm already depressed.
[Oh, this is just the start. Better stock up on the Zoloft.]
My retarded father talked about her like he had known her for years. . . . Way to go dad, you're a moron.
[That's "moran."]
Let her open her mouth with some unscripted dialogue . . .
[. . . and she'll still do better than Obama's "uhs" and Biden's gaffes.]
We still don't get it ... a vast majority of red state bible-thumping, trailer park hicks are indubitably stupid. They see in Palin one of them. . . . Unless these people are educated, they will continue to rule us.
[Stupid people rule!]
If McCain somehow pulls this off it will be entirely because of his pick of Palin. Also IMO Obama's pick of Biden went directly against his meme of "Change you can Believe in". What is Change about Biden?
[Every time he opens his mouth, he has to change feet.]
If you believe this propaganda, I have a bridge to nowhere you might like to see.
[Put it on eBay, sfexpat2000, you can start a fundraiser.]
The only people who are behind the Caribou Barbie are the fundies and the Republican PR people.
[The only ones behind Emperor Zero and Beltway Joe are the PMS people.]
I've said it before and I'm going to say it again. obama has one huge obstacle and that is the color of his skin.
[When all else fails, play the race card. I predict that will be your fall-back excuse come November.]
they are coaching her, where is rove anyway.
[Playing the part of "Sarah Palin." It's an incredible make-up job, don't you think?]
BREAKING: Google reports that "Naughty Librarian" now tops ALL searches. . . .
[More than "Empty Suit" and "Entrenched Blowhard"?]
The media is going to screw this up for Obama. . . .
[Their blatant, transparent bias is pure GOLD!]
palin is failin.
[Obama is bombin'. Biden is hidin'. DUmmies are crummy . . . with PMS!]
DUmmie polarmaker made a BEARak Obama teddy bear and auctioned it on eBayh. Will DUmmie McCamy Taylor make an Obama item and do likewise? What would she call it? "Barack Obottlecap"?
Oh man. I have some liberals I am sending those two pictures to. The will go off the deep end for sure seeing that. Love the ABOMINABLE SNOW MONSTER below too.
Oops! I must have been thinking of those who lost out to Beltway Joe Biden!
CARIBOU QUEEN
To the tune of- "Caribbean Queen" by Billy Ocean
She came to us with that smile and certain gleam
And all heads turned 'cause she was the dream
In the blink of an eye we knew her numbers and her name,
And we knew that she was the one to run with McCain
We were in search of a VP,
To just run a good game
Love was the furthest,
Furthest from my mind...
CHORUS:
Caribou Queen
Now we're sharing the same dream
And our hearts they beat as one
No more fearin' this run
I lose my cool when she steps into the room, hey
And I get so excited just from her resume'
Electric eyes that you can't ignore
And passion burns you like never before
We were in search of a VP,
To just run a good game
Love was the furthest,
Furthest from my mind...
{REPEAT CHORUS}
My translation of “Pinche pendejo” is cheap (or miserly) pubic hair. Is this correct?
You know how it is with us hillbilly types.
Thanks for the credit!
(I ask so little of life, and boy, do I get it!)
While he was there, it was a ghetto.
After he left, and to this very day....it's still a ghetto.
Where's the change?
Perfect.
NUTHIN!
To warm up her heart?
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Amazing Charles. Products of our “education” system.
As much as I admired Reagan I never felt the same way when I saw him smile as I do when I see Governor Palin smile.
That probably has something to do with me being a human of the male gender, and even though I have spent 71 years on this ball of dirt I can still recognize and appreciate a remarkably beautiful, gracious, strong, intelligent woman when I see one, and when I look at and listen to the Governor of AK I definitely see and hear one.
“We still don’t get it ... a vast majority of red state bible-thumping, trailer park hicks are indubitably stupid. They see in Palin one of them. . . . Unless these people are educated, they will continue to rule us.”
Was that DUmmy John F-in’ Kerry? Maybe Obama? Howard Dean? Or heck, perhaps it was Lindsey Gramnesty.
That’s an important thread. DUmmies confessing they’re medicated. I’ll try to find. FRegards ....
DUmmie rant: “We still don’t get it ... a vast majority of red state bible-thumping, trailer park hicks are indubitably stupid. They see in Palin one of them. . . . Unless these people are educated, they will continue to rule us.”
Your prediction:
“Sarah’s “star power” may soon exceed Obama’s.” — SOURCERY
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2074255/posts?page=8#8
Care to gloat?
Maybe now it a very well organized ghetto. ;-)
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