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DUmmie FUnnies 09-05-08 ("Sarah Palin's Aryan Nation Family History?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 5, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/05/2008 7:11:39 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies attempt to remove Sarah Palin as a candidate has moved from the merely ridiculous to the beyond absurd as exemplified by this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Sarah Palin's Aryan Nation Family History?" See, the DUmmies are absolutely convinced that Palin was involved in Idaho's Aryan Nation group. And their proof? She was born in Idaho, which she left before she could remember, and by the fact she went to college in that state. As if to seal their conviction on this, the DUmmies point out the "questionable" names she gave to her children. I kid you not. And based on all this, the DUmmies want to conduct a thorough investigation of Palin in their very desperate, but laughable, attempt to remove her from the ticket. So let us now join the DUmmies wallowing in their absurdities in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that some really FUn stuff about Joe Biden will soon be coming out, is in the [brackets]:

Sarah Palin's Aryan Nation Family History?

[Meanwhile I'm collecting similar material on the Swiss Family Robinson.]

now, bear with me here, but this was something. was having a discussion with my mom and one reason she said she couldn't stand Palin was her maiden name was HEATH and was born in Sandpoint, Idaho. Palin was born Sarah Louise Heath in Sandpoint, Idaho, the third of four children of Sarah Heath (née Sheeran), a school secretary, and Charles R. Heath, a science teacher and track coach.

[Yes, the very name HEATH is sure to set off rational people. Oh and the proof she was born in Sandpoint, Idaho is solid proof that she is GUILTY! Of what, I'm not sure.]

up in the northwest, its well known that Sandpoint, Idaho has a huge Aryan nation/white supremacist background. My dad had lived there at one point, and we're not white. One of the more prominent family names there in the aryan nation is HEATH.

[So is SMITH.]

this could be something that needs to be checked a bit more if theres anyone at DU with the background to do it.

[Sounds like a perfect DUmmie project. DUAC! DUAC!]

I will be writing an email to K.O., Rachel Maddow, and Amy Goodman also because this deserves some serious investigative journalism.

[And don't forget to forward that e-mail to your mental health caretaker.]

She transferred in 1983 to North Idaho College. In 1987, Palin received a Bachelor of Science degree in communications-journalism from the University of Idaho, where she also minored in political science. north idaho is in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. not too far from Sandpoint. Coeur d'Alene is also known for its hostility towards minorities and local aryan nation types.

[Good thing she never went to school in Lynchburg, VA. Lynch. Get it?]

if anyone knows anyone in the journalism field also, please at least forward them this link so they could do some fact checking. it may be chasing shadows but in something as serious as the vice presidency of the united states we cannot be too careful. the gloves are off on this one, I think everyone has seen that tonight.

[US magazine is right on top of it. Now to the other sanity challenged DUmmies...]

you don't know much about ayran nation or sandpoint. I do. this is deadly serious. if shes connected to aryan nation thats a big thing. all gloves are off in this one.

[It's so deadly serious that I'm in the middle of a bellylaugh.]

Kick for the looney tunes possibility. She wasn't vetted at all. I'd believe anything about her at this point.

[In that case, did you know that Sarah Palin is a space alien from the planet Metaluna?]

MAN, I'd LOVE to see her nailed with something like this.

[Why don't you present that "evidence" to the International Court at The Hague?]

getting this across to independants and others is important. this woman is dangerous with a questionable background.

[Yes, let them also question your mental health.]

Palin's family left Idaho when she was an infant, IIRC... I don't see how an assumption can be made considering the length of time that's passed.

[KILLJOY!!!]

The picture of the Palins and their friends dressed in wolf skins looks white supremacist to me. I thought of that the minute I saw that photo of them all dressed up in wolf skins. And her children's names are Norse. It's worth looking into.

[Track and Bristol are Norse? Or maybe they have a hidden child named Siegfried?]

The Nordic name is "Trygg." They think maybe "Trig" is short for trigger.

[Maybe Trig is short for Trigonometry.]

Its beginning to make sense now, giving them nordic names, in Europe, these folks are well known racist the nordics, you find them in Denmark, Sweden and Norway (Scandinavians).

[Case closed! GUILTY!!!]

the kids' names are NOT Norse. Not sure what Track and Trig are - but they're not Norse, and Bristol and Piper are English. Don't recall the other girl's name.

[Brunhilda? GUILTY!!!]

Thanks for the correction. I was going on her own story about Trig's name - turns out she lied. Palin herself said that Trig was a Norse name, but apparently the Norse version is spelled Trygg, so she lied about that.

[She lied, Moose died.]

Bristol, Willow and Piper are absolutely English, NOT Norse. Track, I have no idea. No idea how that could be considered Norse - and if it's another bizarre Anglicization, I can't identify the source.

[We need to turn over all this "evidence" to a special prosecutor.]

I think it will be difficult to tie Sarah Palin herself to a white supremacist group. But she sure seems to have those connections.

[Those Norse names that aren't are rock solid proof.]

The Heath family left the Gooding area in April of 1926 so their cattle would have grass for grazing along the way. They received a special police escort while traveling with the herd through Boise. In central Idaho, Orville heard a radio for the first time, and family members recalled passing through a white-pine forest so thick in the Boville-Clarkia area that they never saw the sun all day.

[Find out if Orville was listening to Rush Limbaugh.]

On the 1930 Census the listed names of the children of Orville and Bessie match up to the Rootsweb site above. The census images, rootsweb site and online internment records all match one another. Charles R Heath would not have been alive in 1930 so he wouldn't show up on the last census published. If he is a younger son of Orville and Bessie, that sister would likely be Dixie A Heath, as she is the youngest in the household in 1930.

[Dixie? GUILTY!!! Plus Orville and Bessie are well known Norse names.]

Guys...She married a guy who is (part) native Eskimo.

[I went to school (in Puerto Rico of all places) with a full Eskimo.]

I agree that every corner of her life needs to be investigated, because if we should find her in the position she seeks, this country as we know it, as flawed as it currently is, could be in much deeper trouble. She reeks of all those parts of humanity that are hurtful and hateful, wasteful and selfish. I thought I disliked the lying weasel, darth, and Rove, but this one really creeps me out.

[That part about Orville listening to the radio for the first time in central Idaho in 1926 is pretty damning right there.]

I know this is thin, but I have pretty good instincts about obscure stuff like this. AND GET THIS: my assistant, who has in the past flirted with skinhead culture and knows it VERY well (don't worry, she's a liberal Dem now that she's an adult) said in no uncertain terms that Palin is sending out subtle code identifying her to the skinhead types.

[Check your box of Wheaties. It has the Skinhead Secret Decoder Ring inside that you can use to decipher that subtle code.]


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KEYWORDS: du; dummies; mccainpalin; palinattacks; palinping; sarahpalin
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To: Cheburashka

Ewww! No thanks.


81 posted on 09/05/2008 8:16:06 AM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Go, Sonics! And take the Mariners with you.)
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To: All
Contract Bid Ask Last Vol Chge
BIDEN.VP.WITHDRAWN
Joe Biden to be withdrawn as Democratic VP candidate before 2008 presidential election M Trade 2.0 3.0 4.2 0 0

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This is from the gambling site intrade.com. They have betting going on over when whether biden will be replaced.

Now it is interesting the DUmies did not focus on this issue. Hillary is waiting in the wings. If Obama goes down, it is back to the Halcyon days of Clintonian Trailer Park Trash (free knee pads provided)

82 posted on 09/05/2008 8:17:33 AM PDT by longtermmemmory (VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
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To: PJ-Comix
Sarah Palin's Aryan Nation Family History?

Sarah Palin is WHITE! Adolph Hitler was WHITE! Case closed!

83 posted on 09/05/2008 8:18:39 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Sarah Palin is our Diana Prince/Wonder Woman!)
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To: PJ-Comix
bear with me here. . . .

Don't worry, Sarah will protect you!

84 posted on 09/05/2008 8:20:11 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Sarah Palin is our Diana Prince/Wonder Woman!)
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To: PJ-Comix
her maiden name was HEATH and was born in Sandpoint, Idaho.

NOOOO!!! TO THE HAGUE WITH HER!

85 posted on 09/05/2008 8:22:25 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Sarah Palin is our Diana Prince/Wonder Woman!)
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To: PJ-Comix
that Palin is sending out subtle code identifying her to the skinhead types.

This is rich. Wonder if this guy's dog sends him subtle instructions, too.

He should immediately wrap up in tinfoil to prevent the subtle codes from reaching him.

86 posted on 09/05/2008 8:24:15 AM PDT by wbill
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To: PJ-Comix
Charles R. Heath, a science teacher and track coach.

Science?? Track?? Obviously into eugenics!

87 posted on 09/05/2008 8:24:20 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Sarah Palin is our Diana Prince/Wonder Woman!)
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To: PJ-Comix

DRAT! My pingy thing isn’t working :-(


88 posted on 09/05/2008 8:24:30 AM PDT by Condor51 (I have guns in my nightstand because a Cop won't fit)
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To: PJ-Comix
One of the more prominent family names there in the aryan nation is HEATH.

One of the more prominent names in the Islamic Jihad is HUSSEIN.

89 posted on 09/05/2008 8:27:51 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Sarah Palin is our Diana Prince/Wonder Woman!)
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To: Purrcival

>My maiden name, Miller, is a derivative of Mueller...oh, wait...MUELLER???? Why, that’s GERMAN!!!!! Do I have relatives somewhere who were NAZIS???? Well, I guess that does it for me. <

My family name is Mueller. No Nazis I know of, but we did have three generations serve in the American military, including WWI and II service in Der Vaterland.

I guess the DUs will figure we are communicating here by some “secret Nazi code”.
Gotta get back to working on the Fourth Reich. Or is it Fifth? I lose track....

Better brush off the wolfskin hat and treat myself to a HEATH bar...:-0


90 posted on 09/05/2008 8:29:00 AM PDT by CarolTX (Onward through the fog)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix; All
She's more popular than Obama now.

That's gonna make some heads explode.

91 posted on 09/05/2008 8:29:55 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Sorry, Hillary, Sarah doesn't need all those cracks. She's just going to melt that glass ceiling.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Sarah Palin's Aryan Nation Family History?

Yeah, and the Family von Trapp were a bunch of closet Nazi sympathizers...

92 posted on 09/05/2008 8:30:28 AM PDT by mikrofon (But they spoke German!)
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To: Dilbert San Diego
And now we’re going to do guilt by association, with Idaho? Since she has a connection to Idaho, and Idaho has the Aryan Nations facility, thus she must sympathize with Aryan Nations?????

Inductive vs Deductive reasoning. Liberals tend to lean on Inductive reasoning to come to their conclusions. Inductive reasoning is heavily flawed, SO ARE THE DUMMIES!
93 posted on 09/05/2008 8:38:18 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (MCCAIN/PALIN '08!!!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
I will be writing an email to K.O.

Keith "OLBERMANN"? GERMAN name, isn't it? Hmmm. . . .

94 posted on 09/05/2008 8:38:32 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Sarah Palin is our Diana Prince/Wonder Woman!)
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To: Mr. Silverback
Really folks, there were Viking women named Piper and Willow?

But they spelled it Pyppyr and Valhalla, so she lied about that TOO.

95 posted on 09/05/2008 8:39:56 AM PDT by nina0113 (If fences don't work, why does the White House have one?)
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To: PJ-Comix
it may be chasing shadows. . . .

It may be moonbats barking at the moon.

96 posted on 09/05/2008 8:41:58 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Sarah Palin is our Diana Prince/Wonder Woman!)
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To: PJ-Comix
[The Heath family] received a special police escort while traveling with the herd through Boise

That's code talk for white-supremacist militia types, I'm tellin' ya...

97 posted on 09/05/2008 8:43:31 AM PDT by mikrofon (Contra-Aryans)
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To: PJ-Comix
the gloves are off. . . .

The DUmmies are off . . . their meds!

98 posted on 09/05/2008 8:44:28 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Sarah Palin is our Diana Prince/Wonder Woman!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Kick for the looney tunes possibility.

Key word, "looney."

99 posted on 09/05/2008 8:45:55 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Sarah Palin is our Diana Prince/Wonder Woman!)
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To: AxelPaulsenJr

There is a character named Piper in “Charmed”, but I don’t think there’s a Willow. The witch named Willow was in “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”.


100 posted on 09/05/2008 8:46:31 AM PDT by GoLightly
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